Guest Incandenza Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 ::waiting for nutsack to be tickled::
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 Just wait for Agnes to get here Inc.
Guest The Flying Dutchman Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 Why the fuck can't anyone one leave my dick out of a flaming contest?
Guest Sassquatch Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 Be lucky that your "dick" is even being acknowledged, Dutch. You don't want them to know the *real* secret in regards to your dick, now do you?
Guest Incandenza Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 The real secret behind Dutch's wang? Is that one of the benefits of being an ESTABLISHED POSTER at WDI? ::makes mental note to spend more time at WDI::
Guest The Flying Dutchman Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 My dick is the subject of much controversy, despite the fact that it is there, it is used, and it is well-sized. Frankly, I'm a little disturbed by how much interest people exhibit towards it.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 Just wait for Agnes to get here Inc. So... you want me to untie him and let him out of my closet?
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 Why the fuck can't anyone one leave my dick out of a flaming contest? Because Dutch, it's the obvious Joke.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 When's Agnes going to tickle Inc's nutsack? I need to be able to make fun of Inc for the whole DC trip, and one must have ammunition to do so. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest EL BRUJ0 Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Yeah, I was waiting for BRUJ0 to show up too. Does this make my thread ESTABLISHED~! You damn right it does. See kiddies it's all about the catch phrase. Once you find it, you repeat it till it's engraved into people's brain. Forget the post count. Forget the sigs. Forget the banners. The catch phrase makes the hits on the board. Cause to beat the man, you have to play the game. And that's the bottom line, if you smell what I'm cooking. Now, can you dig that Jerky!
Guest evenflowDDT Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Yeah, I was waiting for BRUJ0 to show up too. Does this make my thread ESTABLISHED~! You damn right it does. See kiddies it's all about the catch phrase. Once you find it, you repeat it till it's engraved into people's brain. Forget the post count. Forget the sigs. Forget the banners. The catch phrase makes the hits on the board. Cause to beat the man, you have to play the game. And that's the bottom line, if you smell what I'm cooking. Now, can you dig that Jerky! You know, I think thats the longest BRUJ0 post I've ever seen. Uhh... carry on?
Guest Incandenza Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Cause to beat the man, you have to play the game. And that's the bottom line, if you smell what I'm cooking. Now, can you dig that Jerky! I found this amusing.
Guest The Flying Dutchman Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 He totally stole "ghey" from the entireity of WDI. Namely, the old school "gPc". Next, he'll be stealing the .gheypegs. BOO, Brujo, BOO~!
Guest EL BRUJ0 Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Quiet, you! And we all know that a Mysterious JG owns the .gheypegs.
Guest The Flying Dutchman Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 That Mysterious JG...he's mysterious. As for you... "There will be blood tonight!" //Inigo Montoya
Guest The Flying Dutchman Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 We'll just leave you to mull over that one for a while.
Guest Sassquatch Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 WDI has established posters? The real secret about Dutch's wang is that he has the ability to tickle Witty Banter's colon with it whenever he wants. The one gheypeg that stands out to me was one by Hoff from WDI that had a bum sticking both of his middle fingers up in the air who was looking like he was having a seizure with his tongue hanging out. Or maybe it was EIW who made the gheypeg. But since it didn't have Sailor Moon in it, I will assume that it was not a work of his.
Guest The Flying Dutchman Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Leave my dick out of this! And anything else for that matter! Aw, jeezy peezy, there ain't no way to expressing that I want everyone to just leave my dick alone without it sounding wrong or being taken the wrong way. I can just hear someone now: "Speaking of being taken the wrong way..."
Guest Sassquatch Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 ...did you all hear the way that Dutch was moaning last night when he was alone with Witty? It sounded like two wildebeests going at it in there. I pray that none of the children heard that. It will traumatize them in their dreams for years to come.
Guest The Flying Dutchman Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 It will traumatize them in their dreams for years to come. 'Cause that's all it is...a dream. YOUR dream. You're ghey.
Guest Banky Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Ya well, WDI is...............ghey. Suck on that, hippies.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 18, 2002 Report Posted October 18, 2002 WDI has established posters? The real secret about Dutch's wang is that he has the ability to tickle Witty Banter's colon with it whenever he wants. The one gheypeg that stands out to me was one by Hoff from WDI that had a bum sticking both of his middle fingers up in the air who was looking like he was having a seizure with his tongue hanging out. Or maybe it was EIW who made the gheypeg. But since it didn't have Sailor Moon in it, I will assume that it was not a work of his. ...dutch has a dick? Well that's new. He must have borrowed it From Smitty since he never uses it.
Guest Sassquatch Posted October 18, 2002 Report Posted October 18, 2002 You'd be shocked at the number of things that Dutch "borrows" from other people.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 18, 2002 Report Posted October 18, 2002 Did he leave his toothbrush at your house also? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest The Flying Dutchman Posted October 18, 2002 Report Posted October 18, 2002 *sigh* My poor dick...the abuse never ends. I suppose y'all will take that one wrong too...
Guest Sassquatch Posted October 18, 2002 Report Posted October 18, 2002 I'll let others make the jokes about how you're too easy Dutch. But I know for a fact (see: secret sources) that Dutch's cock takes a huge amount abuse on those late Thursday nights when HBO airs their skin flicks late at night. Other then that, it's all Witty who leads the "attack" on Dutchland throughout the rest of the week.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 18, 2002 Report Posted October 18, 2002 /breaks cycle of Dutch Abuse. Sass man I haven't seen you around too much. Are you posting at WDI anymore?
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