Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 Kylie's ass = mid-sized and round, easy to maintain Shakira's ass = big and round, cottage cheese in three years. Kylie's ass > Shakira's ass Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Mr. Slim Citrus Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 Kylie's ass > Shakira's ass Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Them Lies!
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 You didn't read the reasoning behind the statement. Have you SEEN Kylie's ass? Not only does she maximize its potential, but she has a proven lasting ass. As I said, Shakira's is great, but it'll start looking bad in a few years, and she's what, twelve years younger than Kylie? Not a good sign, sez I. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 Salma Hayek (1) Christina Aguilera (16) Torrie Wilson (8) Tyra Banks (9) Britney Spears (5) Arvil Lavigne (12) Stacy Keibler (4) Kristi Myst (13) Stephanie McMahon (6) Janet Jackson (11) Kylie Minogue (3) Shakira (14) Kobi Tai (7) Ashanti (10) Trish Stratus (2) Yasmine Bleeth (15) West Bracket Jennifer Lopez (1) Tiffany Amber Thiassen (16) Aria Giovanni (8) Jasmine St. Claire (9) Christina Ricci (5) Sky Lopez (12) Jenna Jameson (4) Alicia Silverstone (13) Rebecca Romijn Stamos (6) Amanda Walsh (11) Tera Patrick (3) Lacey Chabert (14) Tia Carrere (7) Jewel Kilcher (10) Cameron Diaz (2) Mariah Carey (15) South Bracket Alyssa Milano (1) Jeri Ryan (16) Jessie Capelli (8) Carmen Electra (9) Alyson Hannigan (5) Kiana Tom (12) Jamie Bergman (4) Sigourney Weaver (13) Brianna Banks (6) Lita (11) Rachael Leigh Cook (3) Anastasia (14) Julie Meadows (7) Jessica Darling (10) Brooke Burke (2) Morgan Webb (15) North Bracket Denise Richards (1) Sophie Ellis-Bextor (16) Kitana Baker (8) Mila Kunis (9) Leeann Tweeden (5) Gillian Anderson (12) Amy Miller (4) Katherine Heigl (13) Tila Nguyen (6) Claire Danes (11) Angelina Jolie (3) Lizzie Borden(14) Jules Asner (7) Krystal Steal (10) Jennifer Aniston (2) Catherine Bell (15) Southeast Bracket Liz Hurley (1) Paulia Garces (16) Ali Landry (8) Chyler Leigh (9) Daisy Fuentes (5) Kirsten Dunst (12) Amber Benson (4) Larissa Oleynik (13) Jordana Brewster (6) Autumn Austin (11) Scarlett Johansson (3) Lisa Guerrero (14) Geri Halliwell (7) Dido (10) Beyonce Knowles (2) Monica Keena (15) Midwest Bracket Eliza Dushku (1) Jennifer Sky (16) Sarah Michelle Gellar (8) Shannyn Sossaman (9) Zhang Ziyi (5) Liz Vassey (12) Selma Blair (4) Jamie Lynn Sigler (13) Janet Lee (6) Kari Wuhrer (11) Michelle Branch (3) Sofia Vargas (14) Stacey Dash (7) Tara Reid (10) Mandy Moore (2) Sara Evans (15) Pacific Bracket Jessica Alba (1) Samantha Mumba (16) Amy Jo Johnson (8) Gwen Stefani (9) Monica (5) Laura Prepon (12) Kristin Kruek (4) Toni Braxton (13) Brandy (6) Michelle Williams (11) Jessica Simpson (3) Cindy Crawford (14) Kellie Rowland (7) Blu Cantrell (10) Halle Berry (2) Adrienne Bailon (15) Northeast Bracket Jennifer Love Hewitt (1) Estella Warren (16) Katie Holmes (8) Amy Smart (9) Elisha Cuthbert (5) Jolene Blaylock (12) Shannon Elizabeth (4) Lexa Doig (13) Victoria Pratt (6) Charisma Carpenter (11) Alina (3) Anna Kournikova (14) Bobbie Brown (7) Ali Larter (10) Catherine Zeta Jones (2) Alison Mack (15)
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 Shakira has more wiggle powers. Kylie's ass is definitely smackin', but Shakira keeps hers taut and firm with all that wiggling.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 Kylie doesn't possess Shakira's wiggling powers, I will admit. But to be honest, she doesn't need them in my eyes. I mean, that shot near the end of the "Cant Get You Out Of My Head" video... damn. Just that one move makes up for any lack of wiggling. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 It's nice, but not quite in the league of Shakira gyrating in the mud.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 Kylie doesn't need mud to appear attractive. The dirtiest she ever gets in her videos is probably in "Spinning Around," and I only infer that because she probably got sweaty from dancing around so much and laying across a lighted bar that probably put off some heat. Anyways, we'd better stop talking about this before people start complaining. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Youth N Asia Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 If Kylie makes it to the next round I will vote against her no matter what...I am way tired of reading this crap.
Guest hardyz1 Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 East Bracket Salma Hayek (1) Christina Aguilera (16) Torrie Wilson (8) Tyra Banks (9) Britney Spears (5) Arvil Lavigne (12) Stacy Keibler (4) Kristi Myst (13) Stephanie McMahon (6) Janet Jackson (11) Kylie Minogue (3) Shakira (14) Kobi Tai (7) Ashanti (10) Trish Stratus (2) Yasmine Bleeth (15) West Bracket Jennifer Lopez (1) Tiffany Amber Thiassen (16) Aria Giovanni (8) Jasmine St. Claire (9) Christina Ricci (5) Sky Lopez (12) Jenna Jameson (4) Alicia Silverstone (13) Rebecca Romijn Stamos (6) Amanda Walsh (11) Tera Patrick (3) Lacey Chabert (14) Tia Carrere (7) Jewel Kilcher (10) Cameron Diaz (2) Mariah Carey (15) South Bracket Alyssa Milano (1) Jeri Ryan (16) Jessie Capelli (8) Carmen Electra (9) Alyson Hannigan (5) Kiana Tom (12) Jamie Bergman (4) Sigourney Weaver (13) Brianna Banks (6) Lita (11) Rachael Leigh Cook (3) Anastasia (14) Julie Meadows (7) Jessica Darling (10) Brooke Burke (2) Morgan Webb (15) North Bracket Denise Richards (1) Sophie Ellis-Bextor (16) Kitana Baker (8) Mila Kunis (9) Leeann Tweeden (5) Gillian Anderson (12) Amy Miller (4) Katherine Heigl (13) Tila Nguyen (6) Claire Danes (11) Angelina Jolie (3) Lizzie Borden(14) Jules Asner (7) Krystal Steal (10) Jennifer Aniston (2) Catherine Bell (15) Southeast Bracket Liz Hurley (1) Paulia Garces (16) Ali Landry (8) Chyler Leigh (9) Daisy Fuentes (5) Kirsten Dunst (12) Amber Benson (4) Larissa Oleynik (13) Jordana Brewster (6) Autumn Austin (11) Scarlett Johansson (3) Lisa Guerrero (14) Geri Halliwell (7) Dido (10) Beyonce Knowles (2) Monica Keena (15) Midwest Bracket Eliza Dushku (1) Jennifer Sky (16) Sarah Michelle Gellar (8) Shannyn Sossaman (9) Zhang Ziyi (5) Liz Vassey (12) Selma Blair (4) Jamie Lynn Sigler (13) Janet Lee (6) Kari Wuhrer (11) Michelle Branch (3) Sofia Vargas (14) Stacey Dash (7) Tara Reid (10) Mandy Moore (2) Sara Evans (15) Pacific Bracket Jessica Alba (1) Samantha Mumba (16) Amy Jo Johnson (8) Gwen Stefani (9) Monica (5) Laura Prepon (12) Kristin Kruek (4) Toni Braxton (13) Brandy (6) Michelle Williams (11) Jessica Simpson (3) Cindy Crawford (14) Kellie Rowland (7) Blu Cantrell (10) Halle Berry (2) Adrienne Bailon (15) Northeast Bracket Jennifer Love Hewitt (1) Estella Warren (16) Katie Holmes (8) Amy Smart (9) Elisha Cuthbert (5) Jolene Blaylock (12) Shannon Elizabeth (4) Lexa Doig (13) Victoria Pratt (6) Charisma Carpenter (11) Alina (3) Anna Kournikova (14) Bobbie Brown (7) Ali Larter (10) Catherine Zeta Jones (2) Alison Mack (15)
Guest Ozymandias Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 East Bracket Christina Aguilera (16) Tyra Banks (9) Arvil Lavigne (12) Stacy Keibler (4) Janet Jackson (11) Shakira (14) Ashanti (10) Trish Stratus (2) West Bracket Jennifer Lopez (1) Aria Giovanni (8) Christina Ricci (5) Jenna Jameson (4) Rebecca Romijn Stamos (6) Lacey Chabert (14) Jewel Kilcher (10) Cameron Diaz (2) South Bracket Alyssa Milano (1) Carmen Electra (9) Alyson Hannigan (5) Jamie Bergman (4) Lita (11) Rachael Leigh Cook (3) Julie Meadows (7) Brooke Burke (2) North Bracket Denise Richards (1) Mila Kunis (9) Gillian Anderson (12) Katherine Heigl (13) Claire Danes (11) Angelina Jolie (3) Jules Asner (7) Jennifer Aniston (2) Southeast Bracket Liz Hurley (1) Ali Landry (8) Kirsten Dunst (12) Larissa Oleynik (13) Jordana Brewster (6) Scarlett Johansson (3) Geri Halliwell (7) Beyonce Knowles (2) Midwest Bracket Eliza Dushku (1) Shannyn Sossaman (9) Zhang Ziyi (5) Jamie Lynn Sigler (13) Kari Wuhrer (11) Michelle Branch (3) Tara Reid (10) Mandy Moore (2) Pacific Bracket Jessica Alba (1) Gwen Stefani (9) Monica (5) Kristin Kruek (4) Michelle Williams (11) Jessica Simpson (3) Blu Cantrell (10) Halle Berry (2) Northeast Bracket Jennifer Love Hewitt (1) Katie Holmes (8) Elisha Cuthbert (5) Shannon Elizabeth (4) Charisma Carpenter (11) Anna Kournikova (14) Ali Larter (10) Catherine Zeta Jones (2)
Guest Flyboy Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 Kylie's ass > Shakira's ass Now, I KNOW Patrick is on drugs.
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 Kylie's ass = mid-sized and round, easy to maintain Shakira's ass = big and round, cottage cheese in three years. Well, I guess in MissSmartMark 2005, Kylie should pretty much dominate across the board. I still say King should have put Sigourney Weaver and Kylie in the same bracket for a special "MILF Battle Royale"
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 All I know is that Ashanti will make the next round. Which ever one makes the next round gets their own sig by me.
Guest Leena Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 How did you get your name on the list anyway? Long story... Basically Kingpk doesn't like me very much. You don't know what you're talking about. I admit that made me giggle. Sorry to interrupt the ass discussion, guys. Carry on.
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 BTW, Kylie is losing so far so HA HA Spoon. Also, Kylie isn't ugly. But the hips rule. Alina isn't ugly either, but Anna is the hottest tennis player. So she is going to be around forever...or until she goes ugly and fat, which ever comes first.
Guest LaParkaMarka Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 You might want to try a different method of doing this tournament next time. Over at the IGN boards (when they were still free) they used to have something along the same lines as this, except the girls were broken up into groups of four, and it would be a poll format. Then everyone would post pics of the girls attempting to sway votes to and fro. The top two would move on, and sometimes the third. (I think it was a wildcard kind of thing) Anyways, it might work a little better than the system we have now...already we've had a few people complaining about how long it takes to vote. Of course, this system has it's inherent advantages, namely that there won't be a dozen of these posts for each round, and you can vote for everyone at once. Just something to keep in mind.
Guest Leena Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 Anna's a model, not a tennis player. She gives minimal effort to being an athlete, so she will get fat soon like every other female.
Guest Marshall Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 I hate doing this... but here's the pic. http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/alina/alinasmhs.jpg How old are you and why do you have a lot of balls?
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 boooooooooooooooo. Man, that was just stupid.
Guest Flyboy Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 Because, I'm so sleepy no bold tags and there might be a couple of misspelled names floating around in there... forgive me. East Bracket Christina Aguilera Tyra Banks Britney Spears Stacy Keibler Janet Jackson Kylie (JUST because I'm a good friend ) Kobe Tai Trish Stratus West Bracket Jennifer Lopez Jasmine St. Claire Sky Lopez Jenna Jameson Rebecca Romijn Stamos Tera Patrick Jewel Kilcher Cameron Diaz South Bracket Alyssa Milano Carmen Electra Alyson Hannigan Jamie Bergman Brianna Banks Rachael Leigh Cook Julie Meadows North Bracket Denise Richards Mila Kunis Gillian Anderson Amy Miller Claire Danes Angelina Jolie Krystal Steal Jennifer Aniston Southeast Bracket Liz Hurley Chyler Leigh Kirsten Dunst Larissa Oleynik Autumn Austin Lisa Guerrero Geri Halliwell Beyonce Knowles Midwest Bracket Jennifer Sky Sarah Michelle Gellar Liz Vassey Selma Blair Kari Wuhrer Michelle Branch Tara Reid Mandy Moore Pacific Bracket Jessica Alba Gwen Stefani Monica Toni Braxton Michelle Williams Kelly Rowland Halle Berry Northeast Bracket Jennifer Love Hewitt Katie Holmes Jolene Blaylock Shannon Elizabeth Charisma Carpenter Alina Ali Larter Alison Mack
Guest Leena Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 If Kingpk properly rigs the voting like I posted, I'll face Charisma Carpenter in Round 2. I kicked her ass in EWR, now I get to do it again. Woot.
Guest JHawk Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 Somebody put Alina and Charisma Carpenter into EWR? Is this scenario downloadable somewhere?
Guest Kagato Otaku Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 No Kelly Monaco means this poll is CRAP. A rank injustice. But anyway... East Bracket Salma Hayek (1) Christina Aguilera (16) Torrie Wilson (8) Tyra Banks (9) Britney Spears (5) Arvil Lavigne (12) *NO VOTE* Stacy Keibler (4) Kristi Myst (13) Stephanie McMahon (6) Janet Jackson (11) *NO VOTE* Kylie Minogue (3) Shakira (14) Kobi Tai (7) Ashanti (10) Trish Stratus (2) Yasmine Bleeth (15) West Bracket Jennifer Lopez (1) Tiffany Amber Thiassen (16) Aria Giovanni (8) Jasmine St. Claire (9) Christina Ricci (5) Sky Lopez (12) Jenna Jameson (4) Alicia Silverstone (13) *NO VOTE* Rebecca Romijn Stamos (6) Amanda Walsh (11) Tera Patrick (3) Lacey Chabert (14) Tia Carrere (7) Jewel Kilcher (10) Cameron Diaz (2) Mariah Carey (15) South Bracket Alyssa Milano (1) Jeri Ryan (16) Jessie Capelli (8) Carmen Electra (9) Alyson Hannigan (5) Kiana Tom (12) Jamie Bergman (4) Sigourney Weaver (13) Brianna Banks (6) Lita (11) Rachael Leigh Cook (3) Anastasia (14) Julie Meadows (7) Jessica Darling (10) Brooke Burke (2) Morgan Webb (15) North Bracket Denise Richards (1) Sophie Ellis-Bextor (16) Kitana Baker (8) Mila Kunis (9) Leeann Tweeden (5) Gillian Anderson (12) Amy Miller (4) Katherine Heigl (13) Tila Nguyen (6) Claire Danes (11) Angelina Jolie (3) Lizzie Borden(14) Jules Asner (7) Krystal Steal (10) Jennifer Aniston (2) Catherine Bell (15) Southeast Bracket Liz Hurley (1) Paulia Garces (16) Ali Landry (8) Chyler Leigh (9) Daisy Fuentes (5) Kirsten Dunst (12) Amber Benson (4) Larissa Oleynik (13) Jordana Brewster (6) Autumn Austin (11) Scarlett Johansson (3) Lisa Guerrero (14) Geri Halliwell (7) Dido (10) Beyonce Knowles (2) Monica Keena (15) Midwest Bracket Eliza Dushku (1) Jennifer Sky (16) Sarah Michelle Gellar (8) Shannyn Sossaman (9) Zhang Ziyi (5) Liz Vassey (12) Selma Blair (4) Jamie Lynn Sigler (13) Janet Lee (6) Kari Wuhrer (11) Michelle Branch (3) Sofia Vargas (14) Stacey Dash (7) Tara Reid (10) *NO VOTE* Mandy Moore (2) Sara Evans (15) *NO VOTE* Pacific Bracket Jessica Alba (1) Samantha Mumba (16) Amy Jo Johnson (8) Gwen Stefani (9) Monica (5) Laura Prepon (12) Kristin Kruek (4) Toni Braxton (13) *NO VOTE* Brandy (6) Michelle Williams (11) Jessica Simpson (3) Cindy Crawford (14) Kellie Rowland (7) Blu Cantrell (10) Halle Berry (2) Adrienne Bailon (15) Northeast Bracket Jennifer Love Hewitt (1) Estella Warren (16) Katie Holmes (8) Amy Smart (9) Elisha Cuthbert (5) Jolene Blaylock (12) Shannon Elizabeth (4) Lexa Doig (13) Victoria Pratt (6) Charisma Carpenter (11) Alina (3) Anna Kournikova (14) Bobbie Brown (7) Ali Larter (10) Catherine Zeta Jones (2) Alison Mack (15)
Guest phoenixrising Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 East Bracket Christina Aguilera (16) Torrie Wilson (8) Britney Spears (5) Stacy Keibler (4) Stephanie McMahon (6) Shakira (14) Ashanti (10) Trish Stratus (2) West Bracket Jennifer Lopez (1) Aria Giovanni (8) Christina Ricci (5) Jenna Jameson (4) Rebecca Romijn Stamos (6) Lacey Chabert (14) Tia Carrere (7) Mariah Carey (15) South Bracket Alyssa Milano (1) Carmen Electra (9) Alyson Hannigan (5) Jamie Bergman (4) Lita (11) Rachael Leigh Cook (3) Julie Meadows (7) Brooke Burke (2) North Bracket Denise Richards (1) Mila Kunis (9) Leeann Tweeden (5) Katherine Heigl (13) Tila Nguyen (6) Lizzie Borden(14) Jules Asner (7) Catherine Bell (15) Southeast Bracket Liz Hurley (1) Ali Landry (8) Kirsten Dunst (12) Amber Benson (4) Jordana Brewster (6) Lisa Guerrero (14) Geri Halliwell (7) Monica Keena (15) Midwest Bracket Eliza Dushku (1) Sarah Michelle Gellar (8) Liz Vassey (12) Jamie Lynn Sigler (13) Kari Wuhrer (11) Michelle Branch (3) Tara Reid (10) Mandy Moore (2) Pacific Bracket Jessica Alba (1) Gwen Stefani (9) Monica (5) Toni Braxton (13) Michelle Williams (11) Jessica Simpson (3) Blu Cantrell (10) Halle Berry (2) Northeast Bracket Jennifer Love Hewitt (1) Katie Holmes (8) Elisha Cuthbert (5) Shannon Elizabeth (4) Victoria Pratt (6) Alina (3) Ali Larter (10) Catherine Zeta Jones (2)
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 WTF..if Alina beats Anna Kournikova, I swear, I'm gonna bust some heads.
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 People voting Alina either must not watch Tennis or B, must have been payed off with cybersex. ::Rim shot::
Guest Leena Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Somebody put Alina and Charisma Carpenter into EWR? Is this scenario downloadable somewhere? She starts her own fed in every game eventually, and I bought her out, thus I killed her. People voting Alina either must not watch Tennis or B, must have been payed off with cybersex. Hey, I play tennis too! I actually serve a hell of a lot better and harder than she does. She may do everything else better, but yeah whatever. I'm ignoring the 2nd comment... WTF..if Alina beats Anna Kournikova, I swear, I'm gonna bust some heads. And why is that????
Guest Flyboy Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 People voting Alina either must not watch Tennis or B, must have been payed off with cybersex. OR people just don't find Anna attractive. *gasps*
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 I wasn't paid off with cybersex. Wait, I voted before she was an option. Whatever, as if I'd ever get that anyway. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
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