Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 12, 2002 I'm starting to think that Ross doesn't even write these anymore. He's just falling into all the stereotypes so much these days and the uses of capitalized whole words and exclamation points just don't say man in his late fifties/early sixties. Who thinks that someone one else writes this in truth? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted October 12, 2002 Rhyno and Kanyon back in December? No Buh Buh for a week or two? No Blue Chippers wrestling twice and screwing up 50 times for 3-4 months? Good news I say.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted October 12, 2002 Theoretically, shouldn't JR not be talking about Smackdown guys? I mean Cole and Tazz at least keep up the illusion that RAW and Smackdown don't get along. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the 1inch punch Report post Posted October 12, 2002 I am actually all for Albert getting a push if he trades in his banana hammock for some long tights or something. That would be a fair trade off. Yeah but Test is getting fired for *not* wearing banana hammocks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FeArHaVoC Report post Posted October 12, 2002 Bob "Hardcore" Holly had neck fusion surgery yesterday in San Antonio with Dr. Lloyd Youngbood and is expected to be out of action up to one year, maybe shorter, according to the doctor. This intense athlete certainly deserves a break as it relates to injuries. Injuries like this shouldn't be funny. But, I can't help laughing a little. "The Bitter, Bully, Veteran tries to rough up a Rookie and gets his neck broken for it." If Holly was over, this would actually be a good storyline. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted October 12, 2002 Do us all a favor Ross...Push Albert to go back to wearing the Leather pants and Shirt.. FOR GOD SAKE PLEASE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted October 12, 2002 I love this Holly storyline. Especially, a couple weeks ago, when JR said "Bob Holly got dropped on his head, he's gonna have a few days to shake it off". The board was all "What happened JR? Did he fall down the steps?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted October 12, 2002 Geez I hope Buffy Beast is just doing a gimmick. How can anyone find Albert entertaining or good? I'm sorry I just don't see the deal with Hosses. So they can hit some power moves. They can't put together a match worth watching though. IF it's a gimmick, then it's one I've had since 1999. I love Albert. He's talented, can move, is sexy as hell. Why woulnd't anyone want to see more of him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jobber of the Week Report post Posted October 12, 2002 He's talented, can move, is sexy as hell. Why woulnd't anyone want to see more of him? What is it that does it for you? Is it all the piercings, or is it how all (if any) of his shaving is done ABOVE the neck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted October 12, 2002 I read Jim Ross today, oh boy Five hundred 'holes in Stamford, 'necticut And though the 'holes are rather small They've got to fire them all Now we know the 'holes that want to push Albert and get The Wall! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted October 12, 2002 "I am personally proud of the progress Albert has been making in recent weeks." Good God, can we have just ONE Ross Report without the blatant Albert pimping? Meanwhile, Eddy and Benoit get dick all. Fuck JR, the guy has turned into a massive douche. dude, ross said eddie was one of the 3 best wrestlers in the world a couple weeks ago. how much more praise do you want? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted October 13, 2002 He's talented, can move, is sexy as hell. Why woulnd't anyone want to see more of him? What is it that does it for you? Is it all the piercings, or is it how all (if any) of his shaving is done ABOVE the neck? Jobber, it's the whole package. I love big men. Just love them. I hate regular sized and smaller guys. I also love his fur. It looks really silky and sexy. And of course, the piercings (especially the tongue) is sexy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted October 13, 2002 You're icky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mulatto Heat Report post Posted October 13, 2002 I hope you don't directly correlate sexiness to wrestling ability. That annoys me greatly when Hardymarks do that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted October 13, 2002 I hope you don't directly correlate sexiness to wrestling ability. That annoys me greatly when Hardymarks do that. Not to mention all the terrible "women's [lingerie/bikini/mud] matches" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Brian Report post Posted October 13, 2002 Buffy, don't reproduce. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted October 14, 2002 Buffy, don't reproduce. Why? I am a very intelligent person in "real" life. I work hard, am responsible, pay my taxes, am well read and traveled, why shouldn't I reproduce? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted October 14, 2002 Buffy, don't reproduce. Why? I am a very intelligent person in "real" life. I work hard, am responsible, pay my taxes, am well read and traveled, why shouldn't I reproduce? Whatever you say, JR. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ram Report post Posted October 14, 2002 Buffy, don't reproduce. why shouldn't I reproduce? We've already got enough hoss farms. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted October 14, 2002 For those not from New England (everybody that posted in this thread)... Spooky World is a horror-based "theme park" that is near the football stadium in Foxboro (used to be Foxboro Stadium, now I think it's Gilette Stadium or something corporate and stupid-sounding like that). It mostly consists of haunted houses, a haunted hayride (that is actually legitimately spookalicious), horror-themed carnival games, and special guests from TV, WWF/E, and movies. I went last year, and it was great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
