SWF Smarkdown Card (Oct. 14/2002)

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Here we go again.

 

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Show: SWF Smarkdown

Date: Oct. 14, 2002

Arena: The US Bank Center in Cincinnati, Ohio!

Due date: Oct. 14, 2002 at 12PM (noon) central time.

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SINGLES MATCH

Xero vs. Mercury

- Opening match fun. Perhaps a win here will help one of these men start their climb up the card.

Word Limit: 3000 words

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SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Ced Ordonez

- In a shocking upset, Ced Ordonez and Thoth defeated the seemingly dominant tag champions Frost and TNT. Frost is big, pissed off and is going to make Ced hurt.

Word Limit: 3000 words

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FIRST BLOOD MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Annie Eclectic

- Tod deKindes is now leading the series 2 – 0. Will Annie be able to reverse Tod’s momentum, or will he put an end to the whole series on Smarkdown.

Match Description: Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. The first person to bleed anywhere on their body, loses the match.

Word Limit: 4500 words

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NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Sacred vs. Thoth

- Sacred is the new heavyweight champ, and Thoth is a wrestler many people feel should or could be the heavyweight champion. Will Thoth prove his worthiness this Monday by defeating Sacred?

Word Limit: 4000 words

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TAG TEAM MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico & CIA vs. Tom Flesher & Mak Francis

- Magnifico lost his heavyweight title on Storm, but he’ll try to bounce back against the seemingly unbeatable Flesher and the hot rookie, Mak Francis. CIA will team with Magnifico and try to get some vengeance for his loss to Francis at Genesis.

Word Limit: 5000 words

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Mothernature says..."

[Guest Thoth]

LET'S REPLY TO THE CARD!!!!11!!!1

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Stubby has a picture of an ass for an avatar.

 

Underneath it is the words "Jeff Hardy".

 

There's humour in that somewhere.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

It's a nice ass. I got a kick out of the shortly lived "BOOBS" avatar though.

 

I predict Team SWF to crush the Bengals as a 14 point favorite going into Cincinnati. Oh, the card. It will dominate all of the booking on Raw before proceeding to no-sell the Bengals' offense, defense, special teams, coaches, AND towel boys.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

JEFF HARDY IS A CARD

 

...back to my cave GO CARNIES GO.

[Guest Kibagami]

STRANGLER IS A TOOL

 

...and back to my cave, which is similiar, but completely different at the same time.

 

S.

[Guest Suicide King]

Dammit Ced. As a Bengals fan I go through my day with enough shame and frustration without your bringing it here. For that, you go on the "jobbed until the Rapture" list.

[Guest Thoth]

I need an extension. Would've PM'ed you, but your box is full.

[Guest redbaron51]

Fun fun FUN!!!

 

 

Moving, turkey, cable getting delayed for 5 fuckin days...

 

just great...