Smarkdown Predictions

[Guest kamen_roja]

Predicitons from you, predictions from me, unlike Ms. Cleo, these predictions are free.

 

Show: SWF Smarkdown

Date: Oct. 14, 2002

Arena: The US Bank Center in Cincinnati, Ohio!

Due date: Oct. 14, 2002 at 12PM (noon) central time.

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SINGLES MATCH

Xero vs. Mercury

- Opening match fun. Perhaps a win here will help one of these men start their climb up the card.

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Two names I actually recognize. I say Xero because she is a slut but X thinks it's sexy.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Ced Ordonez

- In a shocking upset, Ced Ordonez and Thoth defeated the seemingly dominant tag champions Frost and TNT. Frost is big, pissed off and is going to make Ced hurt.

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El Ced continues his winning ways.

 

 

FIRST BLOOD MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Annie Eclectic

- Tod deKindes is now leading the series 2 – 0. Will Annie be able to reverse Tod’s momentum, or will he put an end to the whole series on Smarkdown.

Match Description: Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. The first person to bleed anywhere on their body, loses the match.

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I'll says Annie pulls this off to continue the series. The only sweeps I enjoy are those by the Red Wings during playoff time. (Only 81 games to go!)

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Sacred vs. Thoth

- Sacred is the new heavyweight champ, and Thoth is a wrestler many people feel should or could be the heavyweight champion. Will Thoth prove his worthiness this Monday by defeating Sacred?

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Sacred builds off his awesome title win and prove himself worthy of the strap.

 

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico & CIA vs. Tom Flesher & Mak Francis

- Magnifico lost his heavyweight title on Storm, but he’ll try to bounce back against the seemingly unbeatable Flesher and the hot rookie, Mak Francis. CIA will team with Magnifico and try to get some vengeance for his loss to Francis at Genesis.

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Go Carnies. ELM and CIA win as only Carnies could win.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

SINGLES MATCH

Xero vs. Mercury

- Two guys who have all the potential in the world, but can't seem to string enough quality wins and momentum together to get anywhere. I hope both men show and write solid. While Merc is a Mag 7 member, Xero seems to be more inclined to show and more focused to write.

WINNER: XERO

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Ced Ordonez

- Too bad Ced can't get a shot at winning the hardcore title back, but I guess Ash is the number one contender for that now (oh I have plans for you boy), but a win here would set him on the right path to a rematch. I also wish he and Thoth the best of luck as tag champs and hope they make CCBB just a distant memory. You can tell that Kamen has been away, because he doesn't realize what a HOSS I am. (Ash yell at him for not putting up a template.)

 

FIRST BLOOD MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Annie Eclectic

- If Tod completes the sweep, why even have the best of five series? It does nothing for Tod and really damages Annie's character. Annie has to win even if Tod writes it.

WINNER: ANNIE

 

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Sacred vs. Thoth

- This is a "solidfy the champs standing match." Thoth should be able to make a go of it, but Sacred really needs the win in building the potential rematch with ELM.

WINNER: SACRED

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico & CIA vs. Tom Flesher & Mak Francis

- This could be a very interesting match with some cool spots and interesting contrasts. Can't go against my guys in a tag team main though, considering I taught them everything they know about tag teaming (although I think I only got up to 'choking with the tag strap' before we had to go snort coke or eat tacos or something.)

WINNER: MAG 7

[Guest midnight_burn]

Lets rock and/or roll.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Xero vs. Mercury

-> Mercury to win the opener.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Ced Ordonez

-> I'll go with Frost here.

 

FIRST BLOOD MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Annie Eclectic

-> I'd say Annie would have to win here, though i think Tod shall end up writing it.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Sacred vs. Thoth

-> The Sacred era gets off to a strong start ith a win over the new Tag Champ.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico & CIA vs. Tom Flesher & Mak Francis

-> This should be a dandy of a tag contest. It's hard to choose, but i'll go with Team Carnie to pull it out by the slimmest of margins.

[Guest Ace309]

SINGLES MATCH

Xero vs. Mercury

- Can't go against my stablemate.

MERCURY GETS THE SHORTHANDED GOAL

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Ced Ordonez

- Frost is beeg. Ced is leetle. Still, I have to turn in my smarkbadge and go with...

FROST'S NAME IS DRAWN FROM A HAT

 

FIRST BLOOD MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Annie Eclectic

- Logical booking puts Annie over in this one.

ANNIE VIA ICEPICK

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Sacred vs. Thoth

- Sorry, man, but Sacred's on a roll.

IT'S LEGAL IN AUSTRALIA

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico & CIA vs. Tom Flesher & Mak Francis

- Carnivale Internationale up against... um...

 

Dammit, Mak, we need a team name.

 

w00t at my first WF main event, and w00t at Stubby psychically determining that I wanted to work with Mak. No prediction, obviously.

PREDICTION PLACED IN TRUST FUND UNTIL CUTTHROAT TURNS 18

[Guest CED Ordonez]

It's the "Xpand Your Caffi-Nation" Late Night Edition of Ced's predictions! Color-coded hankies and cocaine-laced "Body Paint" are optional tonight.

 

SINGLES MATCH: Xero vs. Mercury

-Better win loss record against me wins, so...uh, couldn't tell you without consulting the Doggah. But I do think XERO will chalk up a win.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH: Frost vs. Ced Ordonez

- Frost leads the Tod/Annie series apparently, but it's one all in this mini saga, trading belt for belt in each match. Pay no attention to, uh, who actually wrote that second match that gave me my title. Nooooo...*cough*. No titles up on the line here, but here's to our version of Big Show versus Spike.

 

Except Frost = (Big Show - Various Downsides + Talent ) * (HOSS~!)^4 and Ced = Spike. Wait, that's not good...DAMN YOU, ACCURSED ALGEBRAIC TERMS!

 

FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Tod deKindes vs. Annie Eclectic

- SWEEP! SWEEP! SWEEP! *SWF bookers toss Ced into a burlap sack and club him repeatedly* OK, fine, Annie disembowels Tod here to set up Game 4 as TV execs breath a sigh of relief. Game 5 (if necessary, S.A.P. where available) will equal ratings.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH: Sacred vs. Thoth

- How am I supposed to choose between somebody that just had the biggest night of his career, finally winning the big one, and my own tag team partner?

 

Good god, how the hell...*gets struck down by a bolt from the heavens*

 

...

 

*no-sells after dramatically overselling* Um...I'll not predict this one.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH: El Luchadore Magnifico & CIA vs. Tom Flesher & Mak Francis

- Too hard to decide, so we'll say ELM & CIA win by virtue of having more initials combined than their opponents.