Guest Lethargic Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 I'm doing a poll on my site about the worst horror movie. For some reason people aren't voting too much on this topic so I thought I'd post here and see if you guys have any picks.
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 Scary Movie 2 ? Oops, That's not a Horror Movie.
Guest Marshall Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 Cannibal Ferox Its really funny.
Guest WrestlingDeacon Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 Where would you like me to start? For starters let hit: Evil Speak 976-Evil Bela Lugosi vs. a Brooklyn Gorilla Hillbillies in a Haunted House Black Vodoo Terror Train that's off the top of my head and not including sequels.
Guest El Satanico Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 That's hard for me to answer. I can't really remember any horror movies that i've seen where i didn't like something about it. I can enjoy both good and bad horror movies.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 Zipperface *starts vomiting*
Guest Ravenbomb Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 ah, Zipperface. The quality of a softcore porn mixed with the plot of a...um...softcore porn combined with the writing of a softcore porn except it's a horror movie. Parts: The Clonus Horror Monkey Shines
Guest C.H.U.D. Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 There are no bad horror movies. They are all good, yes, they are all good.
Guest El Satanico Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 heh...The Clonus Horror That movie even sucked being Mstified. However, it's not really a horror movie so don't be fooled by the name.
Guest HellSpawn Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 I dunno if this one fits the Horro Movie classif., but mine is: Hannibal! What a huge piece of crap. Its F'n Dr. Giggles with Hopkins on the lead role, I mean... who was the bad guy? the semi-eaten guy? his men? the F'n pigs? Clarice? Lecter? Ugh... what a piece of rotten crap.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 C.H.U.D....no, I'm not ripping on the movie...I have a question for ya. I saw a movie about 10 years ago and lately it's been bothering me that I can't think about it. This kid's scared a clowns and whatnot...he tags along with his brother and a friend to the circus...then after they leave 3 crazy guys escape from jail (cause it's so easy to do) and they kill 3 of the circus clowns...then they follow the kids home (dressed as clowns) and terror insues. HELP A BROTHA OUT!
Guest J*ingus Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 Can't help ya YNA, sorry. As for worst ever, Manos and Plan 9 technically kinda sorta count as horror movies. But my vote goes to Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4: The Next Generation. The worst piece of shit I've ever seen.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 But my vote goes to Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4: The Next Generation. The worst piece of shit I've ever seen. Ah Christ! You're going to give me Nam flashbacks by mentioning that...I actually rushed the the video store to rent that...and I rushed back to return it... They really pissed on themselves trying to scare people with that. What a rancid rancid little movie. Could they have made Leatherface any less intimidating?
Guest Lethargic Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 C.H.U.D....no, I'm not ripping on the movie...I have a question for ya. I saw a movie about 10 years ago and lately it's been bothering me that I can't think about it. This kid's scared a clowns and whatnot...he tags along with his brother and a friend to the circus...then after they leave 3 crazy guys escape from jail (cause it's so easy to do) and they kill 3 of the circus clowns...then they follow the kids home (dressed as clowns) and terror insues. HELP A BROTHA OUT! Clownhouse. Directed by Victor Salva, the guy that directed Jeepers Creepers. I love Clownhouse. That movie rules. Loved the kid that kept going around saying "I'll bust your face!!!" I HEARD that the main kid in that movie is the one that Salva got arrested for molesting but I don't know. That'd put a whole new spin on the movie if it's true. But Clownhouse movie rules ass. Scary clowns, kids trapped in a house, nothing better than that.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 Thanks bro...I remember that damn thing scaring the hell out of me. I will keep a look out for the video now.
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 I concur with Jingus on Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation. The only decent part about it was Matthew McConahey's (sp.?) performance, which was, as usual, top-notch.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 I'd call it a little over the top rather then "top notch"...he seemed like he was trying to hard to make a shitty character work
Guest evenflowDDT Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 Bloody Murder, Grim, and Uninvited are tops on my list.
Guest C.H.U.D. Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 Lethargic is correct, it is indeed Clownhouse, directed by the child molester himself. If you wanna make that movie even creepier, remember that Salva was making kiddie porn tapes with the star of that film while it was made. No wonder the kid looked so freaked out.
Guest eiker_ir Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 Zombie - Nightmare Worst.Movie.Ever
Guest redbaron51 Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 Black Voodoo is horror movie gone wrong. I would say Zipperface but soft-core porn saved it (barely)
Guest Lethargic Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 Lethargic is correct, it is indeed Clownhouse, directed by the child molester himself. If you wanna make that movie even creepier, remember that Salva was making kiddie porn tapes with the star of that film while it was made. No wonder the kid looked so freaked out. So that IS true? Wow, Clownhouse just got even better!
The Dames Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 Wait a second...this Salva guy was arrested and convicted for child molestation....and THEN got to direct Jeepers Creepers? Dames
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 He also wrote it, Dames. There's allegedly subliminal messages about pedophilia, but their meanings can be argued several ways... **contains SPOILERS** The demon represents and old man, and the young man represents a young boy. The demon becomes infatuated with the young man, and commits and atrocious crime (much like pedophiles tend to commit molestation). There are several possible ways to interpret the pedophilia MESSAGE, some of which are... The demon (old man) commits an atrocious crime to the young boy, and the young boy shouldn't have told anybody or else he'll get hurt. The demon (old man) commits an atrocious crime to the young boy and is NOT killed/caught, therefore saying pedophilia is something that will always happen, and that we should just get used to it. The demon (old man) commits an atrocious crime and is NOT killed/caught, therefore saying that pedophiles strike often and are rarely actually caught. I'd LIKE to believe Salva meant the third listed, but more than likely he meant the second or the first message listed.
Guest Intimacy Goblin Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 Worst horror movies ever: Return of the Living Dead II. Reason being that sequels aren't supposed to have sequels. From Dusk Till Dawn II. The last line in the whole movie summed up my feelings: "Why do vampires need to rob a bank?" Thus endeth the surmon.
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 Considering Return Of The Living Dead wasn't a sequel at all, I think you need a better reason to call Return Of The Living Dead Part II the worst horror movie ever. How about "complete waste of time, because all of the jokes are for elementary schoolers, but the movie is obviously targeted more at adults"?
Guest El Satanico Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 What's wrong with Vampires robbing a bank? Wouldn't vampires have the same need for money as the mortals? Does being immortal give you "free shopping" privilages? What's wrong with Return of the Living Dead II? I'd agree about part III but part II was entertaining.
Guest gwf0704 Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 Tie between The Exorcist 2 and Halloween 3: Season of the Witch. No point in those movies. Poltergeist 2 was bad too, but that old man saved it for me. Damn, he was scary looking!!!!!!!!!!
Guest Youth N Asia Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 God...how can you put Halloween 3 behind The Curse of Michale Myers, and H2O? Those were the worst of the series
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