SJL Crimson Predictironies or something

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

5 MINUTE MATCH

Logan vs. Ejiro Fasaki

 

SINGLES MATCH

Manson vs. Wildchild

 

TABLES MATCH

Christian Fury vs. Johnny Dangerous

 

SINGLES MATCH

Spike Jenkins vs. Jack The Ripper

 

WORLD TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Kamikaze v. Mike Van Siclen

 

MAIN EVENT

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Judge Mental vs. Tim Dillon vs. Matt Myers

[Guest Insanityman]

5 MINUTE MATCH

Logan vs. Ejiro Fasaki

 

SINGLES MATCH

Manson vs. Wildchild

~Manson.

 

TABLES MATCH

Christian Fury vs. Johnny Dangerous

~Ouchie, harsh. Fury wins.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Spike Jenkins vs. Jack The Ripper

~Spike.

 

WORLD TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Kamikaze v. Mike Van Siclen

~Not sure... MVS for the upset.

 

MAIN EVENT

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Judge Mental vs. Tim Dillon vs. Matt Myers

~Judge.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

5 MINUTE MATCH

Logan vs. Ejiro Fasaki

- I'll give you three guesses who I think is going to win? Yeah, thats right, EJIRO~! If Thor no shows, make him tap to an arm bar, MATT SHOULD OF DID THAT!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Manson vs. Wildchild

- Don't know Wildchild, so I am going to have to go with Manson.

 

TABLES MATCH

Christian Fury vs. Johnny Dangerous

- Ouch, tough call. JD has been impressing alot of people, and CF still has ring rust, but I am gonna go with CF. Experience Baby~!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Spike Jenkins vs. Jack The Ripper

- JTR. New Stats. Look them over.

 

WORLD TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Kamikaze v. Mike Van Siclen

- If they would write a damn match, then this could be good. I know J is feuding with Kami, but that was before the world title win. If Kami wins this, he can be called a major player, and continue his feud with J, but MVS also wants that top spot. Basically, if Kami loses here, his world title spot can be pushed back alot. I would like to see Mike win, but Kami needs it more to prove that he is capable of hanging with the BIG DAWGS~! So Kami for the upset that could make all his wins not upsets anymore.

 

MAIN EVENT

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Judge Mental vs. Tim Dillon vs. Matt Myers

- Another tough call. We got the world champion, who beat me with an impressive match, then we got the new Euro champl, Timmothy. Then we got MM, who is on a winning streak as of late. Either of them can take it, but since J beat me on Metal, he can take this one also. Good luck to all though.

[Guest Ace309]

5 MINUTE MATCH

Logan vs. Ejiro Fasaki

- The Ejiro character has more potential to make this match an interesting win than the Logan character.

EJIRO TAKES THE SNAP

 

SINGLES MATCH

Manson vs. Wildchild

- Wildchild's a hell of a writer, and it's a shame his record doesn't reflect that. Still...

MANSON FROM DOWNTOWN

 

TABLES MATCH

Christian Fury vs. Johnny Dangerous

- To me, Xtian Fury is a brand newbie, and I never predict brandn00b matches.

LOOK BEHIND YOU

 

SINGLES MATCH

Spike Jenkins vs. Jack The Ripper

- Jack's been on quite a roll, but Hollywood's much more consistent.

SPIKE JENKINS: 20 FRAGS

 

WORLD TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Kamikaze v. Mike Van Siclen

- MVS wants it, baby, and Kamikaze seems to want to get whipped.

MIKE VAN SICLEN GETS A NATURAL BLACKJACK

 

MAIN EVENT

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Judge Mental vs. Tim Dillon vs. Matt Myers

- Judge is the logical choice, but damn, I'd like to see the Irishman.

TIM DILLON CAPTURES THE MIDGET

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

5 MINUTE MATCH

Logan vs. Ejiro Fasaki

+ Two fat samoans destroy them both after a failure to entertain, in an SJL twist. Seriously, Ejiro to win.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Manson vs. Wildchild

+ Go me.

 

TABLES MATCH

Christian Fury vs. Johnny Dangerous

+ Sorry, Dangerous.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Spike Jenkins vs. Jack The Ripper

+ Spike.

 

WORLD TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Kamikaze v. Mike Van Siclen

+ Kamikaze.

 

MAIN EVENT

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Judge Mental vs. Tim Dillon vs. Matt Myers

+ Mental.

[Guest Powerplay]

5 MINUTE MATCH

Logan vs. Ejiro Fasaki

 

Damn it, I'm conflicted. I want Logan to win cause he's my friend, but I want Ejiro to win because he works damn hard every time and has yet to no show. Both men need wins, and I really can't make a good prediction.

 

Winner: One of them. That's the only upside to the match

 

SINGLES MATCH

Manson vs. Wildchild

 

Double Damn. The streak of "Guys who deserve wins" continues here. Manson certainly could get one, but I want to pull for the Cajun, simply because I have a little Arcadian blood in me as well.

 

Winner: Wildchild.

 

TABLES MATCH

Christian Fury vs. Johnny Dangerous

 

Okay, I'm nervous as hell about this match, and I'm not even writing in it. Christian Fury seems to be a great writer, but so is Johnny. I don't know how much ring rust will come in to play, but Johnny is becoming a force in the JL right now.

 

Winner: Johnny Dangerous

 

SINGLES MATCH

Spike Jenkins vs. Jack The Ripper

 

Pfft. Sorry Jack, you are screwed. Spike's last match was damn good, and he'll do a good one here, as long as he shows.

 

Winner: Spike with the ARROGENT PIN~!

 

WORLD TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Kamikaze v. Mike Van Siclen

 

This is a hard match to pick. These guys are among the top 3 faces in the fed, and both are great writers. It's really either way, but again, MVS always has a nack for coming up big in Contendership Matches.

 

Winner: MVS by a hair.

 

MAIN EVENT

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Judge Mental vs. Tim Dillon vs. Matt Myers

 

Hey Tim, don't be pickin' me already. Anyways, I'm facing two great writers here. Matt has written some great stuff as of late, and Tim finally gets a good title for himself. I'm pretty good at multi-man matches (They are becoming a specialty for me), but these guys have proven they can write MOTNs when they need to.

 

Winner: Joey Harrington

[Secret Agent 0]

5 MINUTE MATCH

Logan vs. Ejiro Fasaki

 

Logan can win this if he puts in the effort that he has and shows, but Ejiro can also win this. Ejiro is a great writer and i really feel once he gets in his niche he will take this fed by storm.

 

-Ejiro Fasaki to win

 

SINGLES MATCH

Manson vs. Wildchild

 

Well this is a hard one for me to call simply because both deserve a win. I haven't seen anything from Manson as of late so I'll go with...

 

-Wildchild

 

TABLES MATCH

Christian Fury vs. Johnny Dangerous

 

If Judge is nervous about this match while not even being in it, than i better be shaking in my boots. I know what Fury is capable as i have faced him before and sadly lost a belt to the man. Fury needs this win to come in win a bang but i can't just hand it to him. Johnny is pulling no punches this time around, so a hard fought battle it shall be.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Spike Jenkins vs. Jack The Ripper

 

If Spike shows and puts in as much effort as he did for the world title match he can take it. However Jack has been all about upsets latley so he could very well take this one too.

 

Im undecided.

 

WORLD TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Kamikaze v. Mike Van Siclen

 

Kaze if he shows. If not MVS if he shows

 

MAIN EVENT

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Judge Mental vs. Tim Dillon vs. Matt Myers

 

Will one of these two men be able to finally put an end to this manicial streak of Judge's? I'm not expecting Judge to slow down as every new match he writes seems to get better and better so this will be an epic i'm sure of.

 

Judge for the retainer!

[Guest Goodear]

5 MINUTE MATCH

Logan vs. Ejiro Fasaki

- I predict Ejiro is going to end up bloody... I also predict I will send my match to the guy thats actually marking it this time, so no free ride for you, Logie.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Manson vs. Wildchild

- Wildchild has hit the pretty steep learning curve in SJL action, facing a whole bunch of good writers right off the bat. It's not getting any better here, as Manson may just be the toughest test yet

WONDERTWINS POWER ACTIVATE: FORM OF.... A MANSON

 

TABLES MATCH

Christian Fury vs. Johnny Dangerous

- I don't know Jack about Johnny, but Christian's promo was really encouraging from the writing sense. Johnny has got the flow though, and I'll take momentum.

UP, UP, AND ... JOHNNY

 

SINGLES MATCH

Spike Jenkins vs. Jack The Ripper

- Spike needs a win! Spike demands a win! Spike doesn't seem to win very often...

HERE I COME TO SAVE THE ... SPIKE

 

WORLD TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Kamikaze v. Mike Van Siclen

- Uh, if they show up?

NANANANANANANANANANANANANA.... KAMIKAZE!

 

MAIN EVENT

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Judge Mental vs. Tim Dillon vs. Matt Myers

- JM is just unbeatable at this point. So he might get beaten... since I'm really bad at predicting. But I have to go with the gut.

- Rorshach says "HURM... A dog with it head split in half... by JUDGE MENTAL"

[Guest Christian_Fury]

Predilections of doom and destruction... With a distinctive Air Force tint, and a hint of orange glaze... Mmmmm!!!!!

 

5 MINUTE MATCH

Logan vs. Ejiro Fasaki

 

- This Logan guy cuts a damn wierd promo... Makes me think of Wolverine, another cool Logan that was a bit fucked in the head. I'll go with Logan to microwave for 2 minutes, stir, nuke for another two, then shred for the last.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Manson vs. Wildchild

 

- Can't fail with the magic of the Bahamas behind him... Go, Wildchild!

 

TABLES MATCH

Christian Fury vs. Johnny Dangerous

 

- Heh heh heh... I love it. At least it isn't a damn Triple Threat. Yes, people... Expect the recomendation to be taken up, and some fun to be had. Tough, tough match... Will the ring rust knock itself off, or will it be knocked off by the spy?

 

SINGLES MATCH

Spike Jenkins vs. Jack The Ripper

 

- Frankly, people named Spike are cool with me.

 

WORLD TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Kamikaze v. Mike Van Siclen

 

- Take two... I expect this sequel to be just as dry, unimaginative, and... Well... Miserable as the first installment. Christian and Fury give this one two thumbs down. J/k, y'all.

 

MAIN EVENT

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Judge Mental vs. Tim Dillon vs. Matt Myers

 

- Heh... Three-Way. From what little I've seen, all these guys are good. Damn good. I mark out for Tim, but will that be enough?