Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Stupidity is Contaigious Thought the college student set on here would like this. It'll also spark conversation like a mofo. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 He's got a point. Every single one of those stereotypes goes to my high school, and I'd imagine it's worse in college.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Read his other stuff. It's GOLD. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Leena Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Just so you know, I fall in the "Haughty girl" area.
Guest Leena Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 This shit is great. I love the hate mail section. "You send email to strangers babbling about their web page because you think taking a 1000 level psychology course in a community college gives you the right to talk out of your ass. " I just found that really funny...
Guest Incandenza Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 I'm the "eternal muse." Hell, I've been out drinking with one of my professors.
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 While I can think of some more, this guy's got it down pretty good. Even though I'm in high school, I tend to eat in class from time to time. I guess that would make me the "Loud mouth chick with a fat face". Except I'm not a loud mouth, I'm definitely not a chick, and I don't have a fat face. Uhh, yeah.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 I'm a combo of male 2 and 3. I never know what is going on, and I never shut up about anything. Hell, there are times when I feel like punching myself.
Guest Kingpk Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 I'd say I was an "eternal muse", but I kept the annoying of professors to a minimum. And this guy is my new hero.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 i'm the enlightened pseudo-intellectual... ...i only think i know what the hell i'm saying
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 the enlightened pseudo-intellectual for sure. But then again, how can anyone let some of their profs get away with 1/2 the crap they spew?...
Guest EricMM Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 I am clearly a enternal muse. But this guy is the 4th male column, which he specifically "forgot" about. The über-whiney man-bitch. This man thinks he is the only flawless person in the whole world, when he doesn't realize that he is the most annoying one in the class room! No i didn't read the hate mail section, and I'm sure it looked just like that.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 I was parts of 1 and 2. 1. The enlightened pseudo-intellectual. This is the guy who's always challenging what the professor says. But I usually knew what I was talking about. 2. The enlightened pseudo-intellectual. Asks a lot of questions, stays after to shoot the shit with the professor who's trying to avoid him so he can go back to his office and think about how much he hates his dumbass students. But I always knew what was going because I paid attention in class and I also never failed a class. I never saw the movie Signs, but if its anything like "The Movie Signs in 4 Easy Steps" then I dont think I missed much. This movie wouldn't have been so bad if it actually went somewhere. It was like a porno with no money shot. One of those slow motion soft-core Showtime specials that start out as being mediocre detective melodrama, but you keep watching any way because it's starring Shannon Tweed and you know there's going to be a shower scene but you know it's going to suck because some dude inevitably comes in and starts man handling her and the camera man does nothing but zoom up on his ass. That's exactly what "Signs" is like: the camera man zooming up on some guy's ass for two hours. lol
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 ^suddenly just gained alot more respect for Marvin due to his avatar... ...it's no Dancing Brak...but dammit... it's Andy F'N Kaufman... ......and he is god...
Guest evenflowDDT Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Yea, I'd love to see what category the author puts himself in. Plus, he never actually says how Stupidity is contagious.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 I agree with his Signs evaluation. I don't give a crap about the little subplots and concepts in the movie, because no amount of artistic glossing-over can cover up that it BLEW HARD. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
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