Least Favorite Current Theme

[Guest BionicRedneck]

Basically, this just gives me a chance to tell everyone how much the Undertaker's new music absolutely stinks:

 

"You've done it noooooooooooooow,

You've gone and made a big mistake!"

 

etc.

 

Awful, awful, awful....

[Guest papacita]

Taker's would be ok without the lyrics. For worst, I'd say...um...any of the generic stuff. Or Steph's theme

[Guest RenegadeX28]

The songs that suck...

 

-Big Show

-Jeff Hardy

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Bullshit, dude. Jeff's "Loaded" is one of my favorite opening themes of all time. Show I can understand, but Jeff's is probably the best generica theme they have.

[Guest notJames]

I don't have a least favourite, but I do dislike the ones that sound like generic rock with no significant distinguishing factor to associate it with the wrestler. I guess that applies mostly to the B-show regulars (Albert/Kidman/Shannon Moore). Just plain boring. Trish's old song did, but her new one sucks on an entirely different level.

 

Test's music would fall under this category, if it weren't for that annoying "Test... Test... this is a test..." at the beginning. Ditto for UT's.

 

If pressed for an answer, I'd have to go with D'Von's. Just plain terrible. Music should build the anticipation for a wrestler's entrance, and this tune sucks all the energy out of me. And really, what are the gospel singers saying anyway? I can't understand them.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Steph's new theme sucks...I don't like Trish's new one either.

[Guest BionicRedneck]

I forgot...Bischoff's is pretty poor. Some AC/DC rip-off

[Guest notJames]

Bullshit, dude. Jeff's "Loaded" is one of my favorite opening themes of all time. Show I can understand, but Jeff's is probably the best generica theme they have.

I agree. Loaded is very energetic, catchy, and will always represent the Hardys, which is what theme music should do.

 

While we're on the topic, I really like Marc Mero's theme music. I don't know the name of it, but I recall wCw used it for promos as well. A hard beat, catchy guitar part, very apropos for a wrestler's entrance.

 

Whoever's doing the music now (I assume it's Jay Johnston or whatever the guy's name is) should take a cue from this and stop trying to cash in on whatever flavour of music is on Top 40/MTV.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

Kidman's isn't bad, the fast-paced drum beat at the beginning and the guitar work at least make it more recognizable than Cena's, Moore's etc etc.

 

I'm just more angry at the fact that they ditched his perfectly fine WCW music.

 

Trish's theme, Steph's theme, and UT's themes are probably the worst that come to mind.

[Guest papacita]

I don't know the name of it, but I recall wCw used it for promos as well. A hard beat, catchy guitar part, very apropos for a wrestler's entrance.

Yeah, they used it for Halloween Havoc in 96 and maybe 97.

 

Also, I forgot to say how much I hate Test's music. The WWE had this weird trend of mixing theme songs this summer (i.e. Big Show's nWo theme and Test's theme) and all of them sound like shit. I also depise the "WOOOOOO" at the start of Flair's music. Just cheapens the whole thing.

[Guest TheHulkster]

I agree on the Undertaker's music, it's fucking terrible. Test's music is probably the second worst.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Uhm, yeah...couldn't they just have taken Kidman's theme and make it a bit more louder. His theme right now sucks, IMO.

 

Taker's is a pretty laughable.

[Guest Banky]

Undertaker, Jeff Hardy, Bradshaw, Justin Credible, new B&C, Tajiri, Crash, Edge, and Kane have the worst themes.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Brock's is horribly generic I think. Taker's is lousy. Show and Jeff's suck almost as much as they do.

[Guest Human Fly]

Big Show had a rap version a few years ago that was better IMO.

 

Does anyone know if Michael Hayes sings the Big Show theme?

 

Hardcore Holly's sucks just because they made up a catch phrase for him just to stick on the front of his theme.

[Guest Phoenix Fury Legdrop]

Shannon Moore's ripoff of "Are You There?" by Oleander is pretty bad.

 

I actually dig Brock and Bischoff's themes (I saw them mentioned above).

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

RVD's music annoys me to no end. And before any RVD fanboys try and blast me, I actually like the full song, but the soundbite version blows ass.

 

Taker's with the lyrics is terrible as well, along with Shannon Moore, Big Show, and D-Von's themes.

 

EDIT: Forgot about Kane, Storm, Test, Regal, and Jericho's current themes(dumbed down "Break Down the Walls" = shit).

[Guest AndrewTS]

I actually dislike one part about RVD's theme--the intro. It sounds like a toilet backing up or something, but it's grown on me, lets the crowd know who is coming up, and kinda reminds me of the start of "This is Extreme!"

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I dislike Regal's current theme.

 

His previous one was better (The "Masterpiece Theater" one)

 

Oh, and my Goddess needs a better theme song.

[Guest Redhawk]

If you can play the wrong theme song for a guy and no one notices, than it's a bad theme. If Kidman was coming out and they accidentally played Shannon Moore's theme...would anyone figure it out?

 

And that's funny that someone mentioned Mero's theme, because I was just watching WM14 today and thinking how that was a kick-ass theme and should be recycled for someone else today.

[Guest Banky]

I agree that RVD's theme sucks the hog.

 

ONE OF A KIND

 

dunanana

 

ONE OF A KIND

 

I want to hang myself.

[Guest Redhawk]

RVD's theme is pretty cool, IMO. I hate Kane's new theme. It sounds like it's imcomplete.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Not necessarilly a theme I hate...just something I noticed...

 

Nintendo Loyalists...listen to the opening of Eddie Guerrero's theme sometime. Doesn't it sound like Wario is saying "Latino Heat"?

[LooseCannon25 0]

I think the Big Show has the WORST theme right now.

 

I also agree about MArc Mero's theme........that theme was awesome and the upbeat guitar just sounds like it should be a wrestlers entrance.

 

I wish Lance Storm would use his WCW theme because I think it's one of the best themes in recent history.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

RVD's music annoys me to no end. And before any RVD fanboys try and blast me, I actually like the full song, but the soundbite version blows ass

 

I agree.

 

Am I the only one that likes Big Show's music? The intro reaches out gets your attention....the rest is really repetitive though. His Aggression theme was much much better.

 

The worst: Trish, Molly, Dawn Marie's especially.....it sounds like a weird noise from a cheesy game show, and Taker's sucks too.

 

I like Tajiri's it's funny.

[Guest bob_barron]

Kane's is cool but the words come out nowhere- it seems so out of place.

 

Molly's is so generic and makes no sense I can't help but love it

[Guest Zero_Cool]

*opens up Storms theme in winamp*

 

Yep, kicks his latest one's ass.

 

Stephanie's is freaking terrible. Bring back James Johnston!! Hey, is he even around anymore?

[Guest phoenixrising]

Am I the only one that likes Big Show's music? The intro reaches out gets your attention....the rest is really repetitive though. His Aggression theme was much much better.

I liked the Aggression version of Big Show's music too...that song was the only good theme out of the Aggression themes.

 

Can't really think of one I dislike to the point of wanting to puke right now, but some guys just have really generic themes that do nothing for me...John Cena, I'm looking at YOU.

[Guest phoenixrising]

Am I the only one that likes Big Show's music? The intro reaches out gets your attention....the rest is really repetitive though. His Aggression theme was much much better.

I liked the Aggression version of Big Show's music too...that song was the only good theme out of the Aggression themes.

 

Can't really think of one I dislike to the point of wanting to puke right now, but some guys just have really generic themes that do nothing for me...John Cena, I'm looking at YOU.

[Guest phoenixrising]

Am I the only one that likes Big Show's music? The intro reaches out gets your attention....the rest is really repetitive though. His Aggression theme was much much better.

I liked the Aggression version of Big Show's music too...that song was the only good theme out of the Aggression themes.

 

Can't really think of one I dislike to the point of wanting to puke right now, but some guys just have really generic themes that do nothing for me...John Cena, I'm looking at YOU.