The One and Only Smackdown/Tough Enough III Thread

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Did Steph say on Howard Stern that she wanted more boob work? How much bigger can they get?

 

Here comes Steph to tell more about her shaved........umm nevermind I won't go there.

[Guest AndrewTS]

I thought No Mercy was in Little Rock? Or was that Unforgiven?

Er...right. A state out west starting with A-R--my mistake. Still, I don't think the crowd will care that much about the matches.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Did Steph say on Howard Stern that she wanted more boob work? How much bigger can they get?

 

Here comes Steph to tell more about her shaved........umm nevermind I won't go there.

She'd want the biggest boobs in WWE.

 

Sooo...one size bigger than Black Jackie's at least.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Do Mormons even like wrestling?

 

Wouldn't Taker have to wear the cast until it heals anyway? No one made a stink about Bob Orton's cast.

[Guest the pinjockey]

I just want to say...that I said a year ago that Matt Hardy could be a great midcard heel...and that Jeff Hardy should be fired because he is worthless.

 

People laughed at me then...

 

But as usaul...I was right.

I am sorry.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Damn straight.

[Guest AndrewTS]

I just want to say...that I said a year ago that Matt Hardy could be a great midcard heel...and that Jeff Hardy should be fired because he is worthless.

 

People laughed at me then...

 

But as usaul...I was right.

In my defense, if I was here I wouldn't have disagreed with you.

[Guest the pinjockey]

Just answer this though. Did you think it would be Matt Hardy's promo skills that would make me mark out for him?

[Guest HartFan86]

I just want to say...that I said a year ago that Matt Hardy could be a great midcard heel...and that Jeff Hardy should be fired because he is worthless.

 

People laughed at me then...

 

But as usaul...I was right.

In my defense, if I was here I wouldn't have disagreed with you.

Ditto....always didn't mind Matt, always hated Jeff.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

So Heyman was upset that he got blood on his $5 Goodwill sports coat? Well it is all he owns.

 

Taker just said.......I'm not feeling it...come back here and get some!!!

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

No.

 

I just knew if they gave him a shot he, unlike his brother, could put together some kind of a singles career as a midcard heel.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Do Mormons even like wrestling?

 

Wouldn't Taker have to wear the cast until it heals anyway? No one made a stink about Bob Orton's cast.

Remember D'Lo's chest protector after Severn stretched him?

 

And I think you're thinking of Utah with the Mormons, sir.

[Guest HartFan86]

Time for TE3, hopefully it won't turn out as great as TE2 did.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Oops......wrong state on my part.

 

Well thus begins another Tough Enough.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Show of hands--besides the SD tag title match, who wants to see other riveting SD matches for No Mercy?

 

Torrie vs. Dawn? Brockertaker in the HIAC?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Regional casting? Well it's a baby step in the right direction.

 

Oooh that guy knew that Hogan wore Red and Yellow.....he's smart!!

[Guest HartFan86]

Oh FUCK YOU K-KWIK WANNA-BE. IT'S FUCKING HAIR.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Show of hands--besides the SD tag title match, who wants to see other riveting SD matches for No Mercy?

 

Torrie vs. Dawn? Brockertaker in the HIAC?

Anyone?

 

 

Anyone?

 

 

Bueller?

[Guest RepoMan]

"I still know what colors Hulk Hogan had on in 1st grade when I saw him" hmmmmmmmmmm

 

I wounder if it was yellow and red?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Geez why would a girl deepthroat a bannana to get on Tough Enough?

[Guest HartFan86]

Good lord, girls deep throating a banana and showing guys having prince alberts.

 

I wish Benoit/Angle/Whoever would just go ion this show and kill them.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Er...I just flipped over to TEIII--I saw a girl demonstrating giving a BJ on a banana...

 

I just KNEW that's how women got a push in the WWE! No wonder Molly's getting buried.

[Guest the pinjockey]

I know what Andre the Giant wore when I was in 1st grade. Give me a contract.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Ivory better be glad that dude wasn't in his basement jackin off when she walked in!!

 

Anyone spotted Lisa the Psycho-bitch?

[Guest suckfreecomix]

I already hate Wendell

[Guest Trivia247]

WHAT was that.... a Second Taker Chant....

 

NO

 

It can't Happen...

 

Not in this Taker hating Universe.....

 

its Just Not Happening....

 

No I can't believe it...

 

I'll DENY that there are Taker fans actually cheering... I Mean HE doesn't BUMP...He doesn't SELL NOOOOO

 

HOW DARE THEY like him

 

AHHHHHH!!!!

 

Heh.

 

Ok thats out of my system... On to Tough enough 3

[Guest HartFan86]

Ivory better be glad that dude wasn't in his basement jackin off when she walked in!!

I thought he was.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

HUGH MORRUS~!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

WHAT was that.... a Second Taker Chant....

 

NO

 

It can't Happen...

 

Not in this Taker hating Universe.....

 

its Just Not Happening....

 

No I can't believe it...

 

I'll DENY that there are Taker fans actually cheering... I Mean HE doesn't BUMP...He doesn't SELL NOOOOO

 

HOW DARE THEY like him

 

AHHHHHH!!!!

 

Heh.

 

Ok thats out of my system... On to Tough enough 3

What's that? Oh nooo......it still doesn't erase the fact that he's a jackass.

 

Don't No Pobo our answers to your last post

[Guest HartFan86]

Wow, so far....not so good. TE 1 was the best out of all of them...TE 2 was good as well, but TE3 looks like a fucking joke. I hope they cancel this series.

 

And what's with the kid going "We saw Bill there."

 

Fuck you, you probably don't even know who the hell he is let alone know his real name.