The One and Only Smackdown/Tough Enough III Thread

[Guest Trivia247]

Whats that???

 

A UNDERTAKER CHANT????

 

NO thats gotta be Piped in right???

 

I Mean everyone KNOWS he is a CANCER RIGHT??

 

HA!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Wow that chick from Don't Say A Word looks pretty hot when she's cleaned up in 8 Mile.

 

ahhhhhhh Nova's Furniture commercial!!!

 

Some people like HHH too. Doesn't mean Taker isn't a cancer. He's still pullin crap backstage.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

What.....The......Fuck ?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

What the hell is this?

 

Hahahaha it says "Matt Hardy has beaten Taker 2 times" in his entrance.

[Guest The Superstar]

BEST. ENTRANCE. EVER~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest AndrewTS]

Mattitude video?! Mattitude.com?! Weird.

 

Gah--Rikishi?!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

We go from Matt's awesome entrance (AWESOME~!) to Rikishi (boooo!)

[Guest the pinjockey]

That entrance rules all.

 

Matt Hardy is thisclose to being my new favorite wrestler.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Dawn came out--Rikishi--Torrie--Matt...what the hell?!

 

Oh, mixed tag.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Was that a woman with an "I love Torrie" sign?

 

I really like Torrie's outfit.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Don't hurt the demi-goddess, you fat hoss!

 

Wow--did Torrie just do a neckbreaker?!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Did Rikishi just try to sit on Dawn Marie? What a fool. I hate Rikishi.

 

Torrie's gonna kill someone with that swinging neckbreaker.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Mattitude.....

[Guest AndrewTS]

Matt is a true heel.

 

Damn you Torrie!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

There's no reason for a stinkface here!! Arghhh I hate Rikishi!

[Guest dpac]

rikishi must die

[Guest RepoMan]

Why the hell wouldn't Matt wank a stink face from Torrie?

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

For a second I was quite jealous of Matt Hardy.

 

Nevermind......

[Guest AndrewTS]

Why have we had to see Rikishi do that fucking move for like 3 years straight already?!?! Why the fuck do people still pop for it?!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Matt did want a Torrie Stink face. He kept saying come on give it to me.

 

What would Lita say?

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Why the hell wouldn't Matt wank a stink face from Torrie?

He *did* want one. He was urging Torrie to do it when she was in position

[Guest AfricanAmerican]

OMG! matt's entrance owns!

[Guest RepoMan]

Why the hell wouldn't Matt wank a stink face from Torrie?

He *did* want one. He was urging Torrie to do it when she was in position

Well, I'm retarded.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Kane killed Pete Rose!!! Murderer!!!!!

[Guest Human Fly]

Matt Hardy - Good

Rikishi - Not

 

Kane killed Pete Rose!!! Murderer!!!!!

 

Maybe they'll let him in the HOF now.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Heh! Paul bitching about Brock's blood on his jacket.

 

DAMN!! Paul could out-yell Steph.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

www.wwemattitude.com

 

What is Mattitude?

 

Utilizing the belief system and work ethic (Mattributes) of THE Matt Hardy to create a better life for yourself by fulfilling your goals and dreams. Mattitude is a quality that can help anyone -- regardless of background or past -- to achieve success. You just have to make it a lifestyle, a mindset, a religion. Mattitude, is something that can not be taught or learned. Mattitude is something that burns within. In the ring, Mattitude is the intangible, the x-factor, that gives me an advantage over everyone else.

 

Matt movies: Powder, Heathers, The Crow, Spider Man

Matt food: Japanese

Matt music: Alternative rock

 

Matt is one of the few people to have beaten the Undertaker twice, and one of the very few that has a pinfall on the Dead Man.

 

The reason I have dubbed myself Matt Hardy: Version 1, is because fans are now seeing the true Matt Hardy and not just an extension of Matt as part of a tag team. Tag teams are known as two guys with a shared personality. Now, fans are seeing a personality so strong and pure that they are experiencing the true version of Matt Hardy. Before people saw just a piece of Matt Hardy, now they are getting the pure Matt Hardy: Version 1.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Why does it seem all the SD matches on the PPV are uber-shitty?

[Guest RepoMan]

Sadly, the woman's championship match looks to be one of the most promising on the card.

[Guest AndrewTS]

www.wwemattitude.com

 

What is Mattitude?

 

Utilizing the belief system and work ethic (Mattributes) of THE Matt Hardy to create a better life for yourself by fulfilling your goals and dreams. Mattitude is a quality that can help anyone -- regardless of background or past -- to achieve success. You just have to make it a lifestyle, a mindset, a religion. Mattitude, is something that can not be taught or learned. Mattitude is something that burns within. In the ring, Mattitude is the intangible, the x-factor, that gives me an advantage over everyone else.

 

Matt movies: Powder, Heathers, The Crow, Spider Man

Matt food: Japanese

Matt music: Alternative rock

 

Matt is one of the few people to have beaten the Undertaker twice, and one of the very few that has a pinfall on the Dead Man.

 

The reason I have dubbed myself Matt Hardy: Version 1, is because fans are now seeing the true Matt Hardy and not just an extension of Matt as part of a tag team. Tag teams are known as two guys with a shared personality. Now, fans are seeing a personality so strong and pure that they are experiencing the true version of Matt Hardy. Before people saw just a piece of Matt Hardy, now they are getting the pure Matt Hardy: Version 1.

!!

 

I think that's gotta be a fucking brilliant parody of Warrior's DESTRUCITY!~ rants.