Geuss who's working at 7-11 now?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

7-11 Employment Application

 

First Name: Cobain

Middle Initial: W

Last Name: Murdered

 

Last Employment: Gnome Farmer

Job Description: Planted gnomes, circulated gnomes, pissed off neighbors

 

Employer Refernce: The Dames

 

Why I want to work these hours: So I can still watch wrestling

lmao.

 

That's one of the reasons I took Overnight Shift.

 

 

I Start tonight guys, so If I don't show up tomorrow or the next day....

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

Remember, don't sell smokes to kiddies...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

aw....it's so funny when they try to look cool holding a smoke.

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

Can you mark one of the hotdogs and when you come back for your next shift, see if it is still spinning? I swear those hotdogs look like one of Hogan's body parts, only younger.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Sure.

[Guest Sassquatch]

CWM:

 

Do not hassle the magazine readers at your store CWM. I do not normally get hassled by the clerks at the local 711 down here but I have seen them tell guys to get out of the store for just scanning down the magazine. Innocent glancing through the magazine.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Ok:

 

Freebies For Smarks

Moniter the Hotdogs

Leave Magazine dudes alone

 

Got it. I've got....3 and half hours before my shift starts.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

So it's been awhile. How did that shift go? Any interesting stories to pop up?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Well it hasn't been too bad so far. I've had to call the cops once because their was a hooker fucking her clients on the property.

 

Other than that I've just had to deal with a bunch of white trash whe think it's my fault Smokes cost an arm and a leg, and one angry Sikh who starting yelling at one of the other customers for no apparant reason.

 

Tonight's my night off so It's BOOZE time.

[Guest Sassquatch]

There was a hooker named "Slappy Sam" that ran her business right around the local 7-11 which was a block away from my old high school. "Sam" was known to service some of the older guys from the high school along with various other men and women. Sam left town a couple years ago and it was rumored that she had received an STD of some sort and called it quits.

 

Before any of you ask, I did not let Slappy in my pants due to the fact that she was the *town* whore and fucked nearly every single man that lived there (along with the curious lesbians).

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

How big was your town?

 

Abbotsford is just over 100,000 so I know most of the "important people".

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

"Well it hasn't been too bad so far. I've had to call the cops once because their was a hooker fucking her clients on the property.

 

Other than that I've just had to deal with a bunch of white trash whe think it's my fault Smokes cost an arm and a leg, and one angry Sikh who starting yelling at one of the other customers for no apparant reason."

 

LOL -- just another night at the office. BTW: How much are smokes now? When I worked you could get 3 for $5.70...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

1 pack $6.47

 

It's Canadian though so for Americans it's dirt cheap.