The Tough Enough III thread

[Guest HartFan86]

I have Wendalltude. The shit he pulled was fucking classic. I'll never get the picture out of my head with him on the floor dead with his eyes rolled in the back of his head, breathing really heavily, and Al Snow looking at him as he says "I....am.....the greatest wrestler here. I'm....god......yes."

 

The should just hire him and give him his own show.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Argh, why do people LIKE Wendell? I was hoping he'd get severely beaten or killed.

 

Unfortunately, he made a great running gag for my review.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest HartFan86]

Argh, why do people LIKE Wendell? I was hoping he'd get severely beaten or killed.

Well DUH. I'm just kidding....Wendall is a fucking disgrace to the business and SHOULD be shot. I think they should of kept him, have Al shoot on him, then cut him.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Oh, well that's different.

 

Whew, I was about to bust out the "I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN TAKING CRAZY PILLS!!!" from Zoolander.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I don't think they said they weren't gonna show footage of Lisa, period. They said they weren't gonna show footage of her breakdown.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Matt and Jonah are pretty much locks. Unless they get fucked by injuries like Greg did in the first season.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

With Lisa it's probably going to be like Seven on Married with Children...she goes up stairs one day and is never heard from or seen again.

 

They can do it with some tricky editing

[Guest HartFan86]

Oh, well that's different.

 

Whew, I was about to bust out the "I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN TAKING CRAZY PILLS!!!" from Zoolander.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Kotzen, is this your review?

 

http://thesmartmarks.com/artman/publish/ar...ticle_431.shtml

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

It sure is.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest HartFan86]

You sir, fucking rule with your Wendall Fuckups. You should trademark it. I'm gunna be reading your reviews from now on as well.

 

I told my mom about Wendall and she thought it was hilarious. Wendallmania is running wild...

 

I'd mark out if NWA: TNA hired Wendall and he came out with K-Kwik and bitched how the WWE hates African-Americans and proof shows that he got cut before everyone else cause he was black.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I don't think I quite put forth my Wendell hatred as I felt it. For me to do that I'd have to destroy the computer with each keystroke.

 

But, for those who liked it, send feedback and suggestions for betterment!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MrRant]

I don't think I quite put forth my Wendell hatred as I felt it. For me to do that I'd have to destroy the computer with each keystroke.

 

But, for those who liked it, send feedback and suggestions for betterment!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

I'll just flog you at the SECRET ESTABLISHED VANILLA CASTLE OF FEAR~! . Actually I enjoyed the recap of every fuck up but I would have liked to see a little bit more anger at this obvious example of someone who just wants the spotlight but doesn't want to work for it.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Man, I didn't see you mention DeMott kicking that poor bastard's arm out as he got up for about the thirtieth time from a bump. You should've put that in, but great otherwise.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hmm, I missed that somehow. I'll go back and look.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

DeMott is making the fuckers WORK to get their spots. I think Snow has been too nice, and Ivory seems really too nice to the kids as well. They're getting a chance to skip the decade of meandering on the indy circuit before being discovered and getting a developmental contract and TV exposure right away. They should have the decade's worth of being told they're shit and they're nothing crammed into the few weeks that they're there, and DeMott is just the man to do it.

 

DeMOTTITUDE IS RUNNIN' WILD, BRUTHA!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

For a while there, I thought my coining of "DeMottitude" got no sold.

[Guest Vyce]

I've got DeMottitude!

 

Here's hoping he forms the new Eliminators with Saturn once Perry gets well.

 

I'm overall disappointed with this year's crew, but I definitely see potential for some great punk-outs from Bill & the trainers.

[Guest phoenixrising]

Count me in as a fan of DeMottitude. I liked him in WCW and was a little irked that he didn't get much air time during the Invasion. Of course nearly killing Edge with the moonsault didn't help his cause. He reminds me of one of the Army PT guys who get up in everyone's face, being so much of an asshole that eventually they'll think "Fuck DeMott, I will make it" and try harder. Snow seems a hell of a lot tougher actually, but maybe I think that more cause of the way he went off on Wendell.

 

Predictions: Jonah for the guys, he has that HOSS~! look that WWE talent scouts love. Can't tell for the girls, probably Jill if I had to pick. Overall the girls are a LOT better looking than the ones from TE2 - particularly Jill and Jamie. I also like Kelly too, but mostly cause I can sympathize with her a little cause I also have asthma. Kelly isn't too bad looking either.

 

Just a thought...if anyone ever makes it far enough for the final challenge, finish last and pretend to try. You're a shoo-in for the final spot.

[Guest HartFan86]

I'm sorry, this is really off-topic, but whenever I see the name 'Wendell' again, I'm going to burst out laughing.

[Guest MaxPower27]

I still think that John the martial arts guy from TE2 will win.

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Why do you guys hate Wendell so much?

He was the highlight of the whole damn show!

[Guest HartFan86]

Why do you guys hate Wendell so much?

He was the highlight of the whole damn show!

I love him....and hate him. He's the funniest thing to ever come out of TE 3. SERIOUSLY...this is great:

 

*passes out and dies*

 

"DON'T PATRONIZE ME. I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!!"

 

Okay, he really didn't say that...but I'm still laughing my ass off. Wendell = GOD.

[Guest The Mighty Damaramu]

Ok seriously....they could've come up with a better wrestler than DeMott to be the hardass. I hope this doesn't mean he's in line for a push when he comes back.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Sorry, Jonah doesn't say HOSS~! to me, but I'm picking him anyway. Like I said elsewhere, he has a strange charisma about him that makes me want to see him on my television on a regular basis.

 

Maybe it's because he looks like a young version of the father from The Wonder Years.

 

Either way, I like Jonah a lot for his everyman attitude and overall look.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Human Fly]

I'm going to pick the guy who looked like someone from High Voltage (Matt I think). No one else has picked him so I'll take him.

 

Whenever I see or hear "Wendell" I think of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

 

There's supposed to be good guest stars this year like Flair, and Mysterio I'm looking forward to those.

 

Does anyone know if TE2 is coming out on DVD?

[Guest HartFan86]

All I care about winning is Matt. He's got the look and he seems like he's pretty calm, cool, and collective.

[Guest buffybeast]

Matt reminds me of York and Matthews on the indy circuit. He and Jonah look to be early favs depending on injuries, work ethick and attitude.

 

Wendall was fricking hilarious. His ass deserved to be kicked out though.

 

Remember that there doesn't have to be one female and one male winner. They could pick two men. From the looks of the girls I can see them picking two men.

 

Scott the guy who couldn't ride the bike made it.

 

Bill Demott is sexy.

[Guest buffybeast]

I wasn't at all surprised that Jill was the one who quit. All she complained about was how badly her mouth hurt and how she couldn't take any bumps. The only reason why she left I think was she found out that Jonah had a girlfriend. I'm glad Big went off on her.

 

I think next week's episode will show Lisa going beserk.

[Guest notJames]

...that one girl was complaining about the pain everytime she took a bump b/c she had her wisdom teeth pulled 3 days before the show. Did you not see the bruise on her jaw? It looked like she had some tough teeth to take out. So yeah I'm sure she was in a lot of pain everytime she hit the mat b/c it jarred her mouth. But hey she never quit.

D'oh!

 

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Ok seriously....they could've come up with a better wrestler than DeMott to be the hardass.

That is what I've been thinking since last week. It just looks like he's trying Too Hard to be the "Badass." I believed it with Taz & Holly at least.

 

Also, it cracks me up when DeMott's says "Prove to me you have what it takes to be in the WWE!" I know there is some fans of his on here, and I even like him a little bit, but what has he done to prove he should still have a job?

 

Take him off TV, and no one would miss him or give a damn.