Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 Well, you're answering me. Mission accomplished, eh? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Will Scarlet Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 Why exactly did this guy waste the time posting a poem to Scotsman on here in the first place? I am still kind of lost on that point.
Guest alfdogg Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 On behalf of the HHHaters, I'd just like to say that we no longer claim Prince Paul.
Guest Kinetic Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 Let's cut a deal, shall we? I shan't make a peep about Prince Paul being banned if someone would please, for the love of god, ban that fucking idiot troll Banky!
The Dames Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 Prince Paul, your opinions are your opinions....but if you continue to reply to yourself, post whoring and wasting bandwidth, I won't wait for APO to do the honors. I'll ban you myself. Dames
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 I don't think either will be banned as long as they keep the flames in NHB. The second Paul goes out of this folder and pulls the same crap, I say he be banned the moment he hits the Submit button for his flame. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Prince Paul Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 A big thank you to all who made this possible tonight. A new thread, is currently thriving thanks to you all. Have a good night's sleep and we'll see you again tomorrow.
Guest alfdogg Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 A big thank you to all who made this possible tonight. A new thread, is currently thriving thanks to you all. Have a good night's sleep and we'll see you again tomorrow. Your mother will be in my room if you need her.
Guest Prince Paul Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 Prince Paul, your opinions are your opinions....but if you continue to reply to yourself, post whoring and wasting bandwidth, I won't wait for APO to do the honors. I'll ban you myself. Dames Thank you for the warning Dames, big man. I'll take that into consideration.
Guest MrRant Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 Ban him...please...do it for the Church of NO MA'AM make him your sacrifice to the cause Dames.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 Once, there was a Prince named Paul, Whose dong wasn't big at all, He pined for The Scotsman, And took the option, To post a ghey thread, Until we called for his head, and he posted twice, But nothing was said. How he loved to repeat himself, and reach for the lotion, upon the shelf, fondling his member to thoughts... ...Of dearest Scotsman. Of Keith he does not care, until the Hackmaster scare, but then to Shakespeare, He had it compared. Oh Paul! Why must you tire us so? And regale us with tales of woe? You're not charming, nor precious. Not even witty, or droll. In fact you serve no purpose, Since you're a shiteating troll.
Guest Prince Paul Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 Once, there was a Prince named Paul, Whose dong wasn't big at all, He pined for The Scotsman, And took the option, To post a ghey thread, Until we called for his head, and he posted twice, But nothing was said. How he loved to repeat himself, and reach for the lotion, upon the shelf, fondling his member to thoughts... ...Of dearest Scotsman. Of Keith he does not care, until the Hackmaster scare, but then to Shakespeare, He had it compared. Oh Paul! Why must you tire us so? And regale us with tales of woe? You're not charming, nor precious. Not even witty, or droll. In fact you serve no purpose, Since you're a shiteating troll. see, now that's the spirit!! good morning my beloved.
Guest Banky Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 Let's cut a deal, shall we? I shan't make a peep about Prince Paul being banned if someone would please, for the love of god, ban that fucking idiot troll Banky! C'mon brah - Do you dislike me THAT much? What have I done? Did I make an ass out of myself last night? C'mon, I was an ass far before last night. Sad truth of the matter is, I won't get banned. I don't waste bandwhith, I am flaming in the appropriate folder, and *most* of my jokes are done in good fun. I do not kill a certain matter and drive it into the ground like thsi paul character does. I'd like to think of myself as semi-intelligent, not as intelligent as all of the established guys but smarter than uselsss troll, thus I must fit in the middle of the ecosystem here. In summation, Please don't playa hate - congatulate.
Guest Prince Paul Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 I'd like to think of myself as semi-intelligent Oh my god. Funniest fucking line EVER.
Guest Banky Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 I found the line pretty sad, as I obviously short-changed myself. I am not semi-intelligent, I am FUCKING intelligent. I have the mental capacity to invade your mind and program it to my liking. Of course, these are still in the grass roots stage. One day, in 30 years, you'll become possessed and you'll say, "Oh my god, its happened, Banky DOES own my soul. The horror...The Horror".
Guest Prince Paul Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 I found the line pretty sad, as I obviously short-changed myself. I am not semi-intelligent, I am FUCKING intelligent. I have the mental capacity to invade your mind and program it to my liking. Of course, these are still in the grass roots stage. One day, in 30 years, you'll become possessed and you'll say, "Oh my god, its happened, Banky DOES own my soul. The horror...The Horror". MEOW
Guest What? Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 or you could just order him to kill himself... either way, he loses...
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 For the record, I'd like to thank Paul for allowing me to look at the great banner twice as much as a usually would be able too. And now... I do something else and quit wasting my time. Lates. - Mike Smegma makes me want to kill the person running the dairy section.
Guest Prince Paul Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 For the record, I'd like to thank Paul for allowing me to look at the great banner twice as much as a usually would be able too. And now... I do something else and quit wasting my time. Lates. - Mike Smegma makes me want to kill the person running the dairy section. Thanks for stopping in Mike. Hope you've enjoyed your stay. MMM...I want a ham and smegma sandwhich.
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 I wanted a poem, dammit! Now Dames is threatening to steal all my fun away, too... Oh well, at least Banky is pretty fuckin' entertaining, if I do say so myself.
Guest Prince Paul Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 I wanted a poem, dammit! Now Dames is threatening to steal all my fun away, too... Oh well, at least Banky is pretty fuckin' entertaining, if I do say so myself. I figured Banky would be your type of humor. That says it all, APO. And if you ask nicely, I could maybe spare a moment and give you your poem.
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 Im actually agreeing with some of what Banky is saying... and now we know Banky is somewhat intelligent, because he's actually well-red *cough* The horror, the horror... *cue twilight zone music* So in essence, fuck off of APO Paul...You call this thread a success. I guess thats like calling a fight where you get your ass kicked by 10 people a success because you made it into a big deal Go yank a dog's wang.
Guest Prince Paul Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 Im actually agreeing with some of what Banky is saying... and now we know Banky is somewhat intelligent, because he's actually well-red *cough* The horror, the horror... *cue twilight zone music* So in essence, fuck off of APO Paul...You call this thread a success. I guess thats like calling a fight where you get your ass kicked by 10 people a success because you made it into a big deal Go yank a dog's wang. It could be worse I guess. Like if I pretended to be a wrestler on a forum, then bragged about the "titles" I had "won" in my signature. Now that's rock bottom! Is Banky "well red", or well yellow? Boy Popick, you're very well "ritten." HAHA
Guest Banky Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 Well yellow? By God son, thats worse than MEOW. Its alright though, I've decided I am not gonna make you famous anymore. Until you say something cool, funny, or insulting - I am going to ignore you. You have profited from my shit for too long. I am begging you, insult me, flame me, making me your bitch. Please, for the love of GOD, DO IT! Unfortunatly, you don't have the intellectual or humuristic capacity to do so, but I'm a patient man.
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 oh wow...get me on a typo...yay, you're so cool, you must get all the girls paul and oh, I happen to like the OaOasT...its alot more entertaining than the crap on our TV...
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 The ESTABLISHED Posters kliq demand that Paul's head be delivered to our Vanilla Castle Of Fear before the day is done.
Guest Prince Paul Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 The AMBIGUOUSLY GAY Posters kliq demand that Paul's head be delivered to our Vanilla Castle Of Fear before the day is done. WOW! will there be a tug of war?
Guest Kinetic Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 Changing quotes is the sort of highbrow humor that should be left to the established posters around here, Paul. I'll let you off with a warning this time, but do it again and I'll have no choice but to repossess your fingers.
Guest Prince Paul Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 Changing quotes is the sort of highbrow humor that should be left to the ambiguously gay posters around here, Paul. I'll let you off with a warning this time, but do it again and I'll have no choice but to repossess your fingers. Funny you say that, as I repossess for a bank. Coincidence or salt? YOU TELL ME!
Guest Anglesault Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 The ESTABLISHED Posters kliq demand that Paul's head be delivered to our Vanilla Castle Of Fear before the day is done. Am i in said Kliq?
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