The One and Only ESTABLISHMENT~! Thread

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

What the hell? Why didn't it work? Fascist board having glitches when I try to do something...

 

Here's the original post:

 

The votes are in! But first, the six who are already ESTABLISHED~! and didn't need voting for people to agree:

 

Myself

CobainWasMurdered

Anglesault

Kinetic

Incandenza

MrRant

 

BigPoppaPopick is being added as an honorary member for coming up with this idea in the first place. And Jingus is a SUPEDMOD~! and a member of damn near every posting Klique on this board (including the OAOAST, the State of America, No Maam, the RVD/Storm revolution, and various others he's probably forgotten), so we're The ESTABLISHED~! 10+2.

 

I didn't vote myself, since I added Popick, Kinetic, and Incandenza myself. Now, the voting results:

 

Flyboy - 6 votes

BigLargeMcHuge - 2 votes

EL DANDY~! - 1 vote

Godthedog - 1 vote

Bps21 - 2 votes

Treble Charged - 3 votes

Sandman9000 - 1 vote

The Superstar - 2 votes

DrTom - 1 vote

The Dames - 1 vote

Alfdogg - 1 vote

CanadianChick - 1 vote

 

Flyboy and Treble Charged are in, but we've got a three-way tie for the other two spots. So here's how THAT'S going to work:

 

The already inducted will PM me with their votes, as will the two new inductees, and choose TWO of the following eligible posters(eligibility came by being voted for at least once). I will include a little information tidbit about each, in case somehow you don't know who they are:

 

EL DANDY~! - Been here since late August, #1 AJ Styles mark, has a tildex as part of his name and roughly 1400 posts.

 

CanadianChick - Registered since late May, Official Edgehead of the board, 1400 posts as well, most established female of the board.

 

Alfdogg - Joined in February, 5700 posts, OAOAST moderator, often has name-calling sessions with CWM, HHHated when it wasn't passe.

 

The Dames - God and owner of the board, 2200 posts, been here since its creation, kind yet firm forum administrator, writes PPV reports for the site.

 

DrTom - Moderator, been a member since the beginning as well, 1450 posts, Smackdown reporter and mid-week news guy for the site, Current Events folder king.

 

TheSuperstar - The guy with the sultry dancing Stacy picture in his sig, member since May, 2800 posts, OAOAST fellow as well, at the forefront of the Zacalex owning in June.

 

Sandman9000 - Member since March, 2000 posts, OAOAST poster, CZW and general hardcore mark, often tells newbies to just die, has some sort of feud with EvenflowDDT.

 

Bps21 - Moderator as well, been here since the beginning, 7400 posts, one of the first ever HHHaters, #1 NWA:TNA mark, WWE folder ruler along with Brian.

 

Godthedog - Member since February, 1500 posts, and I honestly know nothing else.

 

BigLargeMcHuge - Joined at the beginning, 5150 posts, says "Fuck the Establishment," innovator of the STRUT~!

 

Others whose omissions I'm shocked and appalled with: EvenflowDDT, Angle-Plex, AlwaysPissedOff, Brian, every other moderator I didn't name, Kingpk, DJ Jeff(admit it, he's a fixture here), Youth N Asia, MidnightExpress83, Papacita, and Retro Rob.

 

These people are eligible for voting as well, because I think that it's kinda hard to remember EVERYONE that could be considered established.

 

Any I missed are either not listed because they aren't around enough or are leaving us, or whatever reason that would prevent them from their Establishment duties.

 

And what duties are those? In the words of Homer Simpson:

 

"You know, push people around, make ourselves feel big!"

 

Happy voting established ones, and PM your TWO choices to me.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

 

If the mods would delete the other thread, it'd be great. Thanks!

 

NOW DO YOUR DUTY, ESTABLISHED~! ONES!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

DJ Jeff is in his own kliq, the established pud club.

[Guest Marshall]

You know this whole thing is gonna put new people off from posting here. Youse guys are taking it too seriously and getting too excited by it.

[Guest Prince Paul]

What about myself? I'm ESTABLISHED~, right? About 6 hundred posts, been here since June, mark for angle, poetry and salt.

[Guest Incandenza]

You know this whole thing is gonna put new people off from posting here. Youse guys are taking it too seriously and getting too excited by it.

I'm inclined to agree with that. It was fun talking about it yesterday, but now it seems silly.

 

...not that I want to give up my spot or anything.

[Guest Flyboy]

.. I made it.

 

Whoo.

 

EDIT: 6 votes? Sweet God, oh mighty.

[Guest The Superstar]

I got *2* votes? OMG! I could've sworn people hated me.

 

So...who actually voted for me?

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

The Establishement = HHH's Lackeys.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Others whose omissions I'm shocked and appalled with: EvenflowDDT, Angle-Plex, AlwaysPissedOff, Jingus, Brian, every other moderator I didn't name, Kingpk, DJ Jeff(admit it, he's a fixture here), Youth N Asia, MidnightExpress83, Papacita, and Retro Rob.

 

That's right. The only reason I didn't make it is beause nobody likes me enough to vote for me. But if nobody likes me, then wouldn't I be good for the establishment?

 

Carry on.

[Guest Prince Paul]

It's odd that my name is not on this list. A mere oversight I'm sure. I mean I've got the walk... and the banner!

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

The Establishement = HHH with power

[Guest The Superstar]

The Establishement = HHH's Lackeys.

 

The Establishement = HHH with power

 

Make up your mind!

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Ah, to Hell with it,

 

The Establishment = HHH

[Guest Nevermortal]

I've decided that I am above the establishment....I am in the PANTHEON~!

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

I'll start my own Group, Damn It!

 

One where everyone has an opportunity!

 

One where you won't be held down!

 

I'm goin SOLO!

[Guest The Superstar]

I'll start my own Group, Damn It!

 

I'm goin SOLO!

 

Stop contradicting yourself.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

To Hell with you!

 

You.....You.....You Lackey!

[Guest godthedog]

i'm the damn prufrock of the smart marks board. i go through all the motions (start threads, make jokes & insightful comments, get into arguments), but no one ever notices.

[Guest Sandman9000]

I don't tell newbies to die THAT often. Only if they act retarded or say that they like XPW. Other then that, I'm fine with them.

 

As for me vs. Evenflow, kayfabe baby, kayfabe. Read the OAOAST and see what kind of sick shit we've gone through.

[Guest AM The Kid]

I feel very left out.

[Guest Leena]

You know this whole thing is gonna put new people off from posting here. Youse guys are taking it too seriously and getting too excited by it.

Seriously, things like this ALWAYS lead to fighting. Even if it's joking, or not.

[Guest EL BRUJ0]

The establishment is ghey.

[Guest AM The Kid]

You have 45 posts...

[Guest T®ITEC]

...Each one more ghey than the last.

[Guest Anglesault]

Treble Charged? Curses.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

T.C is Established ?

 

The Hell......

[Guest Anglesault]

I Established him in the Great Emoticon war of '02.

[Guest godthedog]

screw this, i withdraw my nomination.

 

i'm too young, individualistic, rebellious, cynical and generally badass to be associated with anything called an "establishment."

 

i'm gonna go ride my motorcycle off into the sunset now. yeah.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Join The Union Against The Establishment!

 

Hahahaha.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I think Marshall just doesn't realize that the established idea is a joke in the first place.

 

Just... someone PLEASE get rid of Paul.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

EDIT: And I think shit like Paul is driving more people away than an obvious joke.