The REAL One and Only ESTABLISHMENT~! Thread

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

So is the thing off now?

What do you mean?

[Guest godthedog]

popick, i just want to say that you go to the dorkiest school ever. i'm here visiting a friend for a halloween party, and you have fuckin' IMACS in the FOOD COURT at the student center. this is cool on exactly one level, and pathetic on dozens of others.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hrm, I wonder how dorky the College of Charleston is. Soon it will be claimed for THE ESTABLISHMENT~!, should I be accepted for the Spring semester.

 

I just have to get the College Board to send them my AP and SAT scores, and get USC(University of South Carolina, not Southern California) to send them my transcript from there so I can get my Psych 101 credit.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Snakebyte]

Whereas, Snakebyte, who is currently slowly building up toward ESTABLISHMENT~! , is constructing the CofC's ESTABLISHED~! foundation in time for Kotzenjunge's arrival. May the maker help them all.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Will I soon have my chance at being ESTABLISHED~! ?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I dunno, Sass, Nevermortal, LooseCannon, Papacita, and someone else I promised are probably up for nomination this week.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Snakebyte]

::sigh:: What a great organization it is. ::pledges himself to upload the laws (if any) of the ESTABLISHMENT~! and honor his ESTABLISHED~! leaders:: Hey. The ESTABLISHMENT~! should have a flag to salute.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

We should, but this is already being thought of as a State-like organization, and I'm trying to distance myself from that.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Ravenbomb]

*ties papacita up in a closet and puts on a papacita mask*

Uh...I think Chyna is sexy and that Ravenbomb should get my spot in the nomination for the establishment! Snoochie Boochies!

[Guest MrRant]

*ties papacita up in a closet and puts on a papacita mask*

Uh...I think Chyna is sexy and that Ravenbomb should get my spot in the nomination for the establishment! Snoochie Boochies!

Boy was that disturbing.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

We've got a huge problem here. For some reason, absolute idiots are thinking that what we're here to do is harass people board-wide. They keep complaining, even though we don't do SHIT to anyone. These retards are complaining for no reason whatsoever, and it's getting the attention of the mods because it's their job to keep this place enjoyable for all, even if it's a fake problem that people have made themselves. It doesn't help that there's one certain person who refuses to get the goddamn joke and keeps baiting us in every thread seemingly.

 

So... um.... damn. What do we do? Any ideas?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MrRant]

Ignore the Chicken and take solice in Bundy and his teachings.

 

 

Ol' McBundy had a farm, B-U-N-D-Y.

And on this farm there was no wife, B-U-N-D-Y.

With a no wife here, and no kids there,

And a hooker coming over on Friday night,

Big hooters with a pizza and a beer there,

Old McBundy had a farm, B-U-N-D-Y!

 

Everybody sing!

[Guest SP-1]

Kotz, I spend alot of time at CofC. I have two friends that live in an apartment down there and attend the school. 'tis a good school, and could use an ESTABLISHMENT~! presence, indeed.

 

Though I'm not established, I would offer to just rest in the fact that the mods aren't stupid and they know that it's a joke and that some people are going to come out of the wood work to go against stuff on the board. People are stupid and trolls are always going to be here. If I started a group called the SpiderPoets and people started joking that they were with me on it, sooner or later someone would call it ghey and be retarded about it.

 

Screw it, keep having Established fun and let it work itself out.

 

-SP, offering advice . . .

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I want to live downtown so bad. If you hear of a killing of a boy's uncle, mother, and grandmother by the boy himself, well, don't be surprised if it's on James Island.

 

I SO need to get out of this house.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest evenflowDDT]

We've got a huge problem here. For some reason, absolute idiots are thinking that what we're here to do is harass people board-wide. They keep complaining, even though we don't do SHIT to anyone. These retards are complaining for no reason whatsoever, and it's getting the attention of the mods because it's their job to keep this place enjoyable for all, even if it's a fake problem that people have made themselves. It doesn't help that there's one certain person who refuses to get the goddamn joke and keeps baiting us in every thread seemingly.

 

So... um.... damn. What do we do? Any ideas?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

We could always prove them right by doing stuff to everyone. Ummm... maybe that's not a "good" solution but its the best I can think of right now.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Feels good to say "we," doesn't it, Ed.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest SP-1]

Downtown is the place to be. If it wouldn't be the end of my mother, that's where I'd be honestly. She absolutely hates the idea of me living in Charleston, for whatever bloody reason.

 

I know all about needing to get out of the house. Rampaging about Moncks Corner has crossed my mind many, many times.

 

-SP, who feels your pain.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Feels good to say "we," doesn't it, Ed.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Ahh, the solaces of a collective identity

[Guest MrRant]

Feels good to say "we," doesn't it, Ed.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Ahh, the solaces of a collective identity

THE BORG!

[Guest evenflowDDT]

The Establishment. Resistance is futile. We're watching, too.

 

That'd make such a great billboard... or even better, if it was like you were driving and passed by three billboards in sequence and each had a sentence.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

THE ESTABLISHMENT.

Brotherhood. Unity. Peace.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Club Establishment~!

 

Burn Down Reality...Rejoice In Perfection...

[Guest MrRant]

And then in little letters: Domination

[Guest SP-1]

THE ESTABLISHMENT.

Brotherhood. Unity. Peace.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

You know Kotz, I once heard that there was a raver's creed that went something like that. A friend of mine is a wannabe raver, but her mom was old school raver and she told my friend that once. "Peace, Love, Unity, Respect," or something like that.

 

-SP, who respects a subculture that would develop a creed.

[Guest MrRant]

THE ESTABLISHMENT.

Brotherhood. Unity. Peace.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

You know Kotz, I once heard that there was a raver's creed that went something like that. A friend of mine is a wannabe raver, but her mom was old school raver and she told my friend that once. "Peace, Love, Unity, Respect," or something like that.

 

-SP, who respects a subculture that would develop a creed.

Hippies developed a creed. Do you respect them? I respect the fact that they will take the billy club to the face and that is about it.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Establishment...

 

 

Brotherhood

Unity

Respect

Peace

 

BURP!

[Guest SP-1]

Hey hey, Rant. I'm not a hippie, but I'm very close with one or two. I don't have a problem with them. Besides, I'm a chivalric romantic, so I'm probably near the edge of the hippie realm.

 

And really, I don't see Ravers as hippies. Maybe a mutated hippie, but not Hippie Pure.

 

-SP, who is a cultural mutt.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Hey, nothing wrong with hippies. My parents were hippies...

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

THE ESTABLISHMENT.

Brotherhood. Unity. Peace.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

You know Kotz, I once heard that there was a raver's creed that went something like that. A friend of mine is a wannabe raver, but her mom was old school raver and she told my friend that once. "Peace, Love, Unity, Respect," or something like that.

 

-SP, who respects a subculture that would develop a creed.

P.L.U.R., you're right as rain about that. Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect.

 

I'm all about the peace and respect and unity, but that love's gotta go. I'm an aggressive raver. Last night some dick took one of our glowsticks, we were all like "HELL NO!"

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I'm all about the peace and respect and unity, but that love's gotta go. I'm an aggressive raver. Last night some dick took one of our glowsticks, we were all like "HELL NO!"

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Well, he obviously wasn't respecting you if he took your glowsticks.