The REAL One and Only ESTABLISHMENT~! Thread

[Guest evenflowDDT]

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

 

*Please someone get that reference*

I get it, but I haven't played the game in years so I can't think of any of the other responses for a clever comeback

 

That one EternallyLazy guy who posts in WWE probably could though. He's even got the avatar...

if all else fails, just go with

 

"I'm rubber you are glue"

 

or the incredibly witty

 

"Oh yeah?!?"

I could, but I'd kinda wanna WIN the fight, ya know?

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Nevermind, cockaroach.

[Guest Mole]

This got brought back from the dead.

[Guest caboose]

So is the Establishment back or what?

 

I was Naz Mistry the first time round and didn't pay much attention to it. I'm intrigued as to how great and/or crap the Establishment really was/is.

[Guest SP-1]

The Establishment as it once was is dead. The Establishment Kingdom, however, has come into being. Positions for Queen are still open. Zack and CWM are invited to be my first Knights.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

im the honorary member, like i was the last time too, dont forget that

 

think of me as that duke you always forget about until it comes tax time

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

im the honorary member, like i was the last time too, dont forget that

 

think of me as that duke you always forget about until it comes tax time

[Guest Spicy McHaggis]

dibs on Town Drunk!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

As First Knight my first duty is too use my authority to badmouth BPP and get him beheaded.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

As generic knight my first duty is to stand quietly in the background with a drink and pretend to be talking to someone.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

We need a banner and a witty catchphrase.

 

OH and if I'm first knight that means i'm Lancelot. SP is Arthur and CC is Guinevere.

 

do I really need to shag here?

[Guest J*ingus]

Sounds fun. I was in the original, might as well be in this one too.

 

Side note: J*WING is kinda like the Masons; you can join any other group you like, but we all know where our real loyalties lie.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

yeah cause J*wing is definetly the most succsefull group ever.

 

*laughs until he remembers he joined*

 

d'oh...very d'oh

[Guest Vitamin X]

Posting cliques are ghey...

 

 

...okay I'm just saying that because I'm just one of the faceless thousands on the board without any enemies or friends to identify himself with.

[Guest Angle-plex]

As First Knight my first duty is too use my authority to badmouth BPP and get him beheaded.

*volunteers to be the executioner*

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

so im the honorary headless duke now

 

this is beginning to sound like an old horror book

when do i get my horse?

[Guest SP-1]

We prosper. Jingus, you're SO one of the Knights with C-Dub and chave. Unless you want to be the Dragon that aids the Kingdom in it's pursuits or some other position.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

As First Knight my first duty is too use my authority to badmouth BPP and get him beheaded.

*volunteers to be the executioner*

granted.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Is this a Magic Kingdom?

 

and if so...can I be GOOFY?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I dub you Sir Rando the Goof

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*dons big shoes, big white gloves, orange shirt, vets, and little green hat*

 

 

GWARSH....

[Guest Kingpk]

::As prince, plots overthrow of the crown::

 

Come on, bring on all the boiling oil you have! My supporters are wearing very thick parkas, they can take it!

[Guest Angle-plex]

As First Knight my first duty is too use my authority to badmouth BPP and get him beheaded.

*volunteers to be the executioner*

granted.

*Beheads Popick*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*brings out fire arrows to set parkas on fire*

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*Beheads Popick*

for some reason "Behead Agnes" will come out of this.....

 

 

why ban trolls and have them sneak back in when we can behead them?

 

note: I'm not calling Agnes a troll..... I love you, AP~!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*beheads Agnes*

 

hmm...it has a ring to it...well done Rando.

 

You are know Lord Rando The Goof

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Lord Rando The Goof says:

 

 

 

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[Guest Kingpk]

Ha ha, those parkas are also coated with the same fireproof gel stuntmen use!

 

::Flings diseased cows into castle::

[Guest Vitamin X]

Beheadings? Magic Kingdoms? Flingings of diseased cattle?

 

Ooo Ooo I want in the Kingdom now.

[Guest caboose]

Can I be Sir Caboose of Smegalot?

 

The most dastardly Knight to ever grace the Kingdom of the Establishment.