The REAL One and Only ESTABLISHMENT~! Thread

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

dammit, i didnt want to share my headless status with angleplex

 

...

 

but for the horrific pun

 

i dont think either of us will be having any head anytime soon

[Guest SP-1]

Sure thing.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Ha ha, those parkas are also coated with the same fireproof gel stuntmen use!

 

::Flings diseased cows into castle::

*Feeds cows to peasants for amusement*

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

*the generic knight walks quietly into the thread and stands in the background polishing his sword for five hours*

[Guest Spicy McHaggis]

*the generic knight walks quietly into the thread and stands in the background polishing his sword for five hours*

It takes you 5 hours to "polish your sword"?

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*the generic knight walks quietly into the thread and stands in the background polishing his sword for five hours*

It takes you 5 hours to "polish your sword"?

well maybe he doesn't have a girlfriend

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I like to polish first thing in the morning and last thing at night

[Guest Vitamin X]

Who doesn't, though?

[Guest J*ingus]

A dragon? Cool. I could definitely be a dragon. I wouldn't be your standard fire-breathing, princess-capturing, kingdom-ravaging type dragon, though; I'd be more of a cave potato, MST3K-watching, Nyquil-swilling type dragon.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Bah! I'm in a peasant killing, earth shattering, maidenhood stealing mood today. (aka bad mood)

[Guest Angle-plex]

*gets head*

 

 

 

 

 

*puts back on neck*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

life is ghey.

 

 

I don't know how many of you guys knew but when I was younger I was in foster care for a year or two. Anyway yesterday my Former Foster father passed away from symptoms of prostate cancer. He was a really cool guy and taught me a lot about life and is ther only person from that time period in my life who gave a damn about me.

 

 

anyway I get to fly down to Abby for the Memorial Service, so I can check on my house and gnomes.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Condolences dude.

[Guest SP-1]

Indeed, my thoughts and prayers are with you, C-Dub.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

thanks guys.

 

anyway... we need a establishment kingdom banner.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Is "Establishment Kingdom" the name now...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

i dunno. sounds okay to me

[Guest Vitamin X]

:bangs on door to be let in Establishment Kingdom:

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

well by tomorrow night...you just may have a banner:

 

Though I think the catchphrase should be:

 

"The Establishiest Place On Earth"

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Opens castle door's Eye Slit*

 

CWM: No addmitance without bribe.

[Guest SP-1]

*yells from the Throne Room*

 

Ten bucks minimum!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

this place needs a DJ...

[Guest Ravenbomb]

and a duck

[Guest Kingpk]

I got two turntables and a microphone.

 

::Busts out those princely beats::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

and a duck

Somebody Get This Freaking Duck Away From Me!

[Guest goodhelmet]

i think the Established Kingdom of New Damesland sounds better.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Can I get my head back anytime now?

 

Being a Headless member is kinda annoying, cause I can't walk anywhere, can't talk, can't hear, can't see.

 

I'm just kinda standing there and people keep hanging their coats on me.

[Guest SP-1]

*Hangs his royal cape on Popick's head*

 

I'll think about it.

[Guest Kingpk]

Well, you better tell Popick soon, or he'll lose his head, again. *rimshot*

[Guest SP-1]

*laughs heartily, like an established king should*