The REAL One and Only ESTABLISHMENT~! Thread

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

And your text isn't ESTABLISHED~! enough to be visible.

 

No one owns my balls.

 

And Raves ARE COOL, DAMMIT!!!!!!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

i know raves are cool

 

and I know my text isn't that established...that's why you can't see it...

[Guest Banky]

How old is trusty Sass-a-frass?

 

I mean Sassquatch.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Mount Sassafras is the tallest mountain in my state.

 

Good old South Carolina.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Banky]

Just give me an age!!!!!!

[Guest MrRant]

Everyone must bow down and worship Dancing Gir and chant:

 

GO GIR GO! GO GIR GO! GO GIR GO!

[Guest LastCallHall]

Hey Yo! I hope you realize that I am just as established as everyone here. As a matter of fact I have already posted in this thread several times. Let's hold down The Amazing Rando!

[Guest Banky]

Ooooooh, element of mystery, consider me intrigued.

 

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I'm going to bed.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hells no. I'm not about to even acknowledge this tool until he says who he is.

 

Rant, this is not your church. This is The Establishment, and Gir is our mascot, not our idol.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest LastCallHall]

Now Kotzenjunge, it's been a while since we have had a "mystery' around here. Be a trooper and not a dick.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Ugh, you were more entertaining when you were ignoring me and getting owned by Fletch. Go back to that.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest LastCallHall]

Ugh, you were more entertaining when you were ignoring me and getting owned by Fletch. Go back to that.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Sorry, but Banky never owned me. He just used lame ass mom jokes. That stuff went out with MC Hammer!

[Guest Banky]

Ugh, you were more entertaining when you were ignoring me and getting owned by Fletch. Go back to that.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Sorry, but Banky never owned me. He just used lame ass mom jokes. That stuff went out with MC Hammer!

Out with MC Hammer? C'mon dude, they aren't *THAT* bad. Well know what, Hammer did have a good thing going. You know the song, "Can't Touch This"? Well that applies with you trying to make your ass famous at the expense of Blanky. I've learned something through the years, if people dispute what you are saying, than keep saying it. Your momma is so fat when she sat on a rainbow, skittles came out. Well, they may not have been skittles, but you ate them anyway. All you did was drip them in chocolate sauce and devour them, much like how you devour her anal juice when you toss that salad.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Has anyone noticed that this guy doesn't flame back, he just says "that's so lame" or some variant on it?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest LastCallHall]

Out with MC Hammer? C'mon dude, they aren't *THAT* bad. Well know what, Hammer did have a good thing going. You know the song, "Can't Touch This"? Well that applies with you trying to make your ass famous at the expense of Blanky. I've learned something through the years, if people dispute what you are saying, than keep saying it. Your momma is so fat when she sat on a rainbow, skittles came out. Well, they may not have been skittles, but you ate them anyway. All you did was drip them in chocolate sauce and devour them, much like how you devour her anal juice when you toss that salad.

I'll play.

 

Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord. But I guess you already knew that since she's also so fat you have to change her tampons for her. Now don't get any of that mama blood on you now.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I will admit, "mama blood" is funny when said in a deep voice as I just did.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest LastCallHall]

I will admit, "mama blood" is funny when said in a deep voice as I just did.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Thank you! but in reference to your other post...

 

Has anyone noticed that this guy doesn't flame back, he just says "that's so lame" or some variant on it?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

I only flame back to intellectual flames, I rarely waste my time with mom jokes and such. I also pick my battles wisely, but you should know that by now!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Actually, since you're new until I know who you are, I know absolutely nothing about you.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Banky]

Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord. But I guess you already knew that since she's also so fat you have to change her tampons for her. Now don't get any of that mama blood on you now.

Ouch, that one was graphic. Well if my mother was fat, I'm sure she'd know her body well enough to place the tampon in herself - thus negating any flaming possibilites out of that comeback.

 

But, when your mom's on her rag, and the blood mixes with the sweat from her clammy pouch - she has the powers of herding cattle for miles. They, for some acute reason, have become familiar with that smell. Of course they'd know that smell, as she breaks into the barn at night and rams her smelly pussy in their face so she can get off from their slobbery drooly mouths while they sleep. No one knows it happens, but it clearly explains why the animals are unconsciously attracted to her clammy puch.

[Guest Kinetic]

I'm a little shocked that Alina's thread was hijacked like that. I though godthedog's comment was hilarious and pretty apt, though. Sports are cool and all, but having no expertise or interests outside of that realm is unhealthy and really limits you as a person.

 

Also, I was happy to see the "Ask Kinetic" pimping and just nice comments about myself in general. If it had to happen at Alina's expense, well...that's just the way it be's sometimes.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I think we were just too Established for her to handle, and she had to take a time-out from the board.

 

She'll be back tomorrow afternoon.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Incandenza]

I'd rather her not come back.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Me too, but it'll happen.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Incandenza]

I reserve the right to be a prick to her, then. An ESTABLISHED prick.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Go ahead, I think I did it enough back in the day when no one had any idea why I didn't like her.

 

I'm certainly glad I don't have to explain it any more.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Incandenza]

I experienced something like that before, remember? She thought I was calling her stupid in the smarktalk chat.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Oh yeah, that was terribly unfunny since it was such an awful misunderstanding.

 

Normally such mishaps are funny, but that was just weird. She's like a little kid or something, the moment someone says something bad about her or to her face, she just calls us all doodyheads and hides.

 

Or in this case says we all suck and demands her account be deleted. I still think my plan of "Ban For a Day" would work.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

An Established Ban for the Day?

 

that would rule

[Guest godthedog]

That was a pretty harsh comment by godthedog to Leena.

 

But if you are going to put yourself out there like she did with that thread, be prepared for some possible criticism/flaming from others.

muahaha

 

and no offense to fletch, but he's been here for so little time that if he got voted in the term 'establishment' would cease to have any meaning as you guys use it.

Funny. I've been around thesmarksboard since the beginning days of the ezboard, thus I have been around longer than everyone else. I did take a break - but still, technically I've been around longer than probably anyone in the group. Not that I care *that* much about this, I just felt I should clarify.

oops. my bad.

[Guest Rob Edwards]

*looks forward to the day when the Establishment needs an amusing sing song writer*