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Guest AndrewTS
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Final tally on the HHHater Clock: 4 segments, 32:22 (12:22 of it wrestling time, and only counting on-screen time).

 

And remember, for every half hour of TV there are only 22 minutes of programming--rest is commercials.

 

32 minutes out of 88 minutes--over a third of the show--had HHH on the screen. Almost all of the rest talked about him.

 

Vince will give us MORE HGH next week--wait and see.

Guest godthedog
Posted

my roommate & i got a huge kick out of watching the last third of raw. it was glorious on a 'showgirls'-type level. possibly the worst raw ever, but...man was it fun to watch. i should've had a drinking game going during the main event & taken a sip whenever:

 

ric flair fucked up a bump

ric flair was noticeably sucking wind

ric flair made a sloppy offensive movie

rob van dam whiffed on a strike

 

i would've been FUCKED UP at the end of those twelve minutes.

 

during the last segment with the car, while we were still laughing at the creepy kane comment, my roommate said "you know what would be funny, if triple h was banging on the trunk and it popped open..." lo and behold, 2 seconds later we see the trunk on camera and it's popped open. and then triple h SHUTS IT while on camera.

 

stuff this funny cannot be planned. fuck 'friends', this is the comedy of the future.

Guest snowfan
Posted
Final tally on the HHHater Clock: 4 segments, 32:22 (12:22 of it wrestling time, and only counting on-screen time).

 

And remember, for every half hour of TV there are only 22 minutes of programming--rest is commercials.

 

32 minutes out of 88 minutes--over a third of the show--had HHH on the screen. Almost all of the rest talked about him.

 

Vince will give us MORE HGH next week--wait and see.

You ever wonder if Vince is convinced everyone wants to see HGH on the crapper???

 

Wait 3 weeks and find out...

Guest oldschoolwrestling
Posted

Vince must be trying to convice HHH to let him in on a threesome with Stephanie. Why the hell else would he be pushing him so hard?

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

jhawk, i really feel bad for you! with he exception of big show moving to thursdays, Smackdown rules the fucking earth and you are stuck recapping RAW! Dr. Tom must feel like a lucky, lucky man!

Guest AndrewTS
Posted
Final tally on the HHHater Clock: 4 segments, 32:22 (12:22 of it wrestling time, and only counting on-screen time).

 

And remember, for every half hour of TV there are only 22 minutes of programming--rest is commercials.

 

32 minutes out of 88 minutes--over a third of the show--had HHH on the screen. Almost all of the rest talked about him.

 

Vince will give us MORE HGH next week--wait and see.

You ever wonder if Vince is convinced everyone wants to see HGH on the crapper???

 

Wait 3 weeks and find out...

I think they are saving fecaphilia for next month.

Guest snowfan
Posted

What is really neat is that someone high up thinks everything is copacetic....

Guest The Czech Republic
Posted

Yeah Vince is probably watching the tape of Triple H with Katie Vick and going "YES! Home run out of the park! Whoa, look at him go!"

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