SWF Dissention Predictions Thread

[Guest Ace309]

SPECIAL ROCK EM SOCK EM ROBOTS THREE-WAY FILL-UP-THE-CARD ATTRACTION*

Nielsen Of The Jungle vs. Suicide King vs. Pimp Daddy Sarp

* Not really on card. Do not take internally.

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

CIA vs. Mercury vs. Xero

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Thoth & Ced Ordonez © vs. Perfect Bo & Jay Dawg

 

CAGE MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Annie Eclectic

 

SPIN THE WHEEL MATCH

Frost © vs. Ash Ketchum

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Tom Flesher © vs. Mak Francis

 

NO-DQ MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Sacred © vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

[Guest midnight_burn]

Predictions of little effort below.

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

CIA vs. Mercury vs. Xero

-> Mercury

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Thoth & Ced Ordonez © vs. Perfect Bo & Jay Dawg

-> Thoth & Ced Ordonez

 

CAGE MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Annie Eclectic

-> Tod deKindes

 

SPIN THE WHEEL MATCH

Frost © vs. Ash Ketchum

-> Frost

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Tom Flesher © vs. Mak Francis

-> Tom Flesher

 

NO-DQ MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Sacred © vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

-> Sacred

[Guest Ace309]

SPECIAL ROCK EM SOCK EM ROBOTS THREE-WAY FILL-UP-THE-CARD ATTRACTION

Nielsen Of The Jungle vs. Suicide King vs. Pimp Daddy Sarp

- Nielsen of the Jungle, fucka.

NIELSEN GETS A HUMOROUS LINE THAT INDICATES HE'LL WIN

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

CIA vs. Mercury vs. Xero

- CIA is better than anyone gives him credit for here.

CIA IS OK

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Thoth & Ced Ordonez © vs. Perfect Bo & Jay Dawg

- Well, Bo may have to write alone, but he can pull it off. All bets are off, though, since the Bemani Cross Wizards have promised to use my spot.

BEMANI CROZZ WEEZARDS SPANK US ALL ON THE GREYHOUND

 

CAGE MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Annie Eclectic

- Logical booking puts Tod over to blow off the feud on PPV, but I like Annie's chances. Still, I smell logic. It smells good, like a cigarette should.

TOD DEKINDES WRITES GOOD LIKE A CANADIAN SHOULD

 

SPIN THE WHEEL MATCH

Frost © vs. Ash Ketchum

- Frost is Frost, but Ash is king of the gimmick match. It all depends what kind of match it is.

PREDICTION REFUSED. PLEASE INPUT MORE INFORMATION SO I CAN SPIT ON YOU.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Tom Flesher © vs. Mak Francis

- No prediction.

PREDICTION REFUSED. PLEASE INPUT... aw, shit, I used that one already.

 

NO-DQ MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Sacred © vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

- Ooooooh. Well, I predicted Mags in the original match, and I'll dance with the ... Mexican I brought.

MAGNIFICO FOR THE WIN BECAUSE IT'S LEGAL IN TIJUANA

 

That's all, people, and remember.... we're all invited to Watson 310 for ice cream and beer, whether Eddie Mac knows it yet or not.

 

Rev up those engines, folks, Virginia's a long way away.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

That's all, people, and remember.... we're all invited to Watson 310 for ice cream and beer, whether Eddie Mac knows it yet or not.

 

Ha, you dumb bastard! I live in Long 107 this year! You'll never find me!

 

...

 

SPECIAL ROCK EM SOCK EM ROBOTS THREE-WAY FILL-UP-THE-CARD ATTRACTION

Nielsen Of The Jungle vs. Suicide King vs. Pimp Daddy Sarp

--Rane holds everyone down.

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

CIA vs. Mercury vs. Xero

--Canadians rule. Sorry, Xero--I'm talking about the Carnie.

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Thoth & Ced Ordonez © vs. Perfect Bo & Jay Dawg

--They may have a stupid DDR name, but they'll put their dancing skills to use, especially since I think neither of the CC boys are too motivated to try to win tag gold.

 

CAGE MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Annie Eclectic

--Ain't no flippin' in a steel cage, so Annie be winnin'.

 

SPIN THE WHEEL MATCH

Frost © vs. Ash Ketchum

--Frost wins and continues on a Wilson/JDesque run with the hardcore belt that puuuushes him up into big-time contention.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Tom Flesher © vs. Mak Francis

--Superb booking, superb writers...Flesher wins, I bet, but the East Coast Fuck You stays together for the kids.

 

NO-DQ MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Sacred © vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

--PPV is ELM country, but Sacred down in the AUS is leading the SWF. After some DDTs, a cameo by TNT, and some PCP, it comes down to the wire...and I put some confidence in my former Carnie cohort. 3-time World Heavyweight champ sounds weird for a 190-pound guy, but I like the sound of it.

 

::crawls back into the cave::

[Guest CED Ordonez]

SPECIAL ROCK EM SOCK EM ROBOTS THREE-WAY FILL-UP-THE-CARD ATTRACTION

Nielsen Of The Jungle vs. Suicide King vs. Pimp Daddy Sarp

-Dude, Neilsen of The Mother F'n Jungle! And I took what ever it was internally. Should I seek medically attention? *Shakes Magic 8-Ball* No...Well that's a relief.

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

CIA vs. Mercury vs. Xero

-*Spins the wheel, Makes the deal* Hmm, "It's Legal in Utah" match...Some help *that* is. In that case, P.T.M.L. is the winner, that'd be CIA.

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Thoth & Ced Ordonez © vs. Perfect Bo & Jay Dawg

-No Predictions.

 

CAGE MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Annie Eclectic

-TdK...AE ...*attempts to play Scrabble* "taked"...dammit. In any case, Tod will "taked" this match.

 

SPIN THE WHEEL MATCH

Frost © vs. Ash Ketchum

-Really wondering what the match will be. I'm really rooting for Ash, but for some reason I'm thinking Frost will come away with a win.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Tom Flesher © vs. Mak Francis

-Man with the most letters in his name wins!

 

NO-DQ MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Sacred © vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

-Love ya ELM, but going with Sacred to hold on to the belt just a little longer.

[Guest Ace309]

WOOHOO

 

And for pure irony, I misnamed the card~!

[Guest Thoth]

And by my moddish-ness, I fixed it!

[Guest kelloggs]

These predictions are Franchisable as always

 

SPECIAL ROCK EM SOCK EM ROBOTS THREE-WAY FILL-UP-THE-CARD ATTRACTION

Nielsen Of The Jungle vs. Suicide King vs. Pimp Daddy Sarp

 

Pimp Daddy Sarp because I feel the need for some free lovin'

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

CIA vs. Mercury vs. Xero

 

CIA needs the win, so I think he'll get it. He's about as underrated a person in this fed as they come.

 

C... I to the Izzah for shizzle

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Thoth & Ced Ordonez © vs. Perfect Bo & Jay Dawg

 

Well JD can't write and the DDR lovin' duo needs the win... Frost says: logical booking says those cross wizards guys get the nod *see Mak nod in the background*

 

Bemani Cross WIZARDSssssssssss

 

CAGE MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Annie Eclectic

 

I'll be damned if I know but here's hoping that Annie does a flipping senton for the win... or not.

 

Prediction from me? No dice

 

SPIN THE WHEEL MATCH

Frost © vs. Ash Ketchum

 

And you guys still wanted to do this after RAW. Well it'll turn out much better and I have to give Frost the nod because quite frankly he's a HOSS~!

 

Frosty the Snowdemon

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Tom Flesher © vs. Mak Francis

 

Uh... yeah...so what's the PPV name again Flesher... how about those Eagles...

 

Donovan to show Defiance and puke then throw another touchdown~!

 

NO-DQ MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Sacred © vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

 

I mark hard for both of these guys, seriously. ELM is god... what that's all he's GOD and Sacred is so money its scary... like Damien scary from the Omen... man was that son of Luificer was a EVIL kid. Anyways I'll pick...

 

Muzz by the slimmest of margins

 

So ends the Franchisable predictions

[Guest Powerplay]

SPECIAL ROCK EM SOCK EM ROBOTS THREE-WAY FILL-UP-THE-CARD ATTRACTION*

Nielsen Of The Jungle vs. Suicide King vs. Pimp Daddy Sarp

* Not really on card. Do not take internally.

 

Well, God is coming off a loss against HVT from a midsummer show, so logical booking says he goes over. Wait, that's not logical? Aw, shut up!

GOD SMITES THEE ALL!

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

CIA vs. Mercury vs. Xero

 

Random filler match. CIA with an impressive match for the win.

THOUGHT I WAS GONNA START COPYING TOM WITH THE FUNNY THINGS IN CAPS, EH?

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Thoth & Ced Ordonez © vs. Perfect Bo & Jay Dawg

 

Another throw-together match. Bo is good, but BEMANI CROSS WIZARDS FOR LIFE, YO!

DAMN, IT'S FUN TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS!

 

CAGE MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Annie Eclectic

 

Well, logically, Tod would win the big one at PPV for the big blow off. So Tod in a close one.

IT'S LIKE YOU ARE SHOUTING! WHOO!

 

SPIN THE WHEEL MATCH

Frost © vs. Ash Ketchum

 

Frostillicus is Frostillicus, Ash is Ash, and it's spin the Wheel. Ash is great at Gimmick Matches, but Frost is a great writer as well. Flip the coin Frost gave me.... Frost. Well, that cinches it- wait a sec, this thing is double sided.....

I THINK MY SHIFT MAY BE BROKEN!

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Tom Flesher © vs. Mak Francis

 

Flesher vs. Mini Flesher in the possible MOTN. I say Flesher should job it to the fingerpoke of DOOM~! in the end, but he will probably just keep it.

I HOPE TOM DOESN'T HATE ME FOR IMITATING HIS LITTLE SPIEL!

 

NO-DQ MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Sacred © vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

 

Sacred is as unholy as they come, and ELM is a PPV machine. Close, close, close match, but I think Sacred will retain.

NO MORE WRITING IN CAPS! WHOO!

[Guest realitycheck]

SPECIAL ROCK EM SOCK EM ROBOTS THREE-WAY FILL-UP-THE-CARD ATTRACTION*

Nielsen Of The Jungle vs. Suicide King vs. Pimp Daddy Sarp

* Not really on card. Do not take internally.

>PDS is a brand, but he's a relatively company minded brand. He'll put that young up n' comer Suicide King over.

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

CIA vs. Mercury vs. Xero

>CIA bring the CANADIAN VIOLENCE~! At least, he better. Drew, do I have to scream profanity to you on AIM to get you to write again?

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Thoth & Ced Ordonez © vs. Perfect Bo & Jay Dawg

>I'm still depressed that Ced ended up with the tag titles, and without me to boot. Accursed retiring. As JD isn't around, I'd take the Bemani Cross Wizards and the +4.

 

CAGE MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Annie Eclectic

>Everyone's saying that it'd be logical for Tod to win teh big blowoff at the PPV, but... isn't this only the fourth match? Wrestling Logic™ states that any kind of series has to go full-tilt. Annie for the 'W'.

 

SPIN THE WHEEL MATCH

Frost © vs. Ash Ketchum

>This match is sure to be hilarious and entertaining. It's made even moreso for moi because of some sneaky Backstage Sources® I've spoken to. What can I say? I'm a smark. I'll take Frost here, though.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Tom Flesher © vs. Mak Francis

>It's like Davey Boy/Bret! But with heels! OMGODZ~! Well, with talking to Tom, he's really serious about trying to make this match a total ***** affair. I'm sure Mak is, too. I hear the match is shaping up pretty good, but Tom always needs extra encouragement, so...

 

MAK FOR THE UPSET!

(Tom always writes better when I predict against him. Really.)

 

NO-DQ MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Sacred © vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

Hmn... curious. Sacred strikes me a lot as Thugg when he first won the title off of ELM. Everyone was still trying to grasp that he was champ that fast, and they were sure ELM's experience would win it back. Fast foreward a year... same deal. I say history is doomed to repeat itself, and Sacred retians, solidifying himself as champion. Now, as for breaking Edwin's record...

 

And that's a wrap, yo.

 

-Z