Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted October 23, 2002 HHH and his antics is horrible..but it got me thinking, how many times have heard or seen things that look like Criminal acts. list the wrestlers who you'd think that would be charged with a certain crime. give you a handful of people HHH Assault, Attempted Vehical Manslaughter, Assault with a Deadly Weapon (Namely a sledgehammer) Filing False reports (Sara's Car wreck) Kane Necrophilla (would get thrown out due to lack of evidence) Neg. Homicide, Arsen, and Assault (Setting fire to that one Ring attendant) Disturbing Desecrating Graves (The parents Graveset) Removal of Such Remains.. and Chokeslamming his Brother into his Mother's casket.. Ewww Undertaker Assault, Attempted Ritual Homicide, Attempted Murder (Hanging Bossman in the HIAC at WM15) Steve Austin Assault Assault Assault, menacing, Driving vechiles while Intoxicated. Grand Larceny ( angle's Medals, Rock's IC Title) just think of the records these guys would have if this was all really true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2002 The Godfather: Prostitution Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Benoit: attacked by Chruch for impersonating a religous figure(god) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LooseCannon25 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2002 HHH for sexual harrassment.........let me explain, remember when he would always say "Right now I want a piece of your ass!" and "Your Ass is mine!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jack Tunney Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Yamaguchi San performed genital mutilation on Val Venis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2002 'Yamaguchi San performed genital mutilation on Val Venis.' remember.. Val's penis went limp on the wood and then John Wayne Bobbitt ran it to stop them! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jack Tunney Report post Posted October 23, 2002 RVD,X-Pac,and Road Dogg would go to jail for pot use.So would a lot of other guys. As for crack use,there's too many to count. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Undertaker: excessive use of razor on forehead in HIAC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Booker T: Destruction of Private Property, Grand Theft Auto. Rikishi: Attempted Vehicular Homicide, Conspiracy to commit murder, Grand Theft Auto (remember, he did take The Rock's rental car), destruction of private property Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2002 but Rikishi did it for the Rock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Benoit: attacked by Chruch for impersonating a religous figure(god) Oh God... more Benoit babble. Lawler: Stautory rape. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jack Tunney Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Yokozuna,JJ,Bam Bam Bigelow,Diesel,The Headshrinkers,and whoever else all "killed" the Undertaker at the 1994 RR. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Report post Posted October 23, 2002 "Oh God... more Benoit babble." I speak only the truth. And don't take Benoit's name in vain....don't you know your commandments? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted October 23, 2002 "I speak only the truth. And don't take Benoit's name in vain....don't you know your commandments?" Benoit is a mere prophet to me... maybe a demi-God if lucky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Benoit: Grand Theft Medal and vandalism of them (crotch sweat--yech). Booker T and Austin: destruction of a super market. HGH: attempted murder on many occasions Hall: Public drunkenness. RVD: Stoned in public Jeff Hardy: Stoned in public Audiences during Raw: stoned in public. Bossman and Jericho: cruelty to animals Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted October 23, 2002 "Stoned in public" If you get pulled over by the cops and you're obviously stoned, it would matter if it was in 'public' or not. It's still considered a crime... Just saying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Also, Austin has destroyed the DX bus, a McMahon car, and one of Rock's cars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted October 23, 2002 "Stoned in public" If you get pulled over by the cops and you're obviously stoned, it would matter if it was in 'public' or not. It's still considered a crime... Just saying. Well, it's more obvious than when driving. Possession is easy to prove, use is a bit harder at times depending on how it effects people. Jeff and RVD's recent appearances are obvious. Of course, HHH expects the Raw wrestlers to watch the show. Hell, I'd be blazing up too if I had to watch Raw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest creativename Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Hogan: attempted murder, destruction of property (ramming a truck into the ambulance) Hall, Nash: assault, Accessory to attempted murder (chained Rock into ambulance, encouraged Hogn to ram the truck) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Booker T. : Armed Robber...oh wait that really happened. j/k Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted October 23, 2002 I think I remember Austin impersonating an officer. Snow trespassed after being thrown out of the WWF back during his fued with King (first re-entering the WWF). Rikishi's stinkface should be some form of sexual assault. Ditto for anyone doing the Bronco Buster. (Both of the above don't count if it was wanted, like if a female face EVER did it to a pervy male heel) Nidia and Noble -- indecent exposure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KingOfOldSchool Report post Posted October 23, 2002 First few are from WCW... Eric Bischoff: Attempted Vehicular Homicide, Accessory (1st and 2nd White Hummer Attacks from WCW) Billy Kidman: Attempted Vehicular Homicide (2nd White Hummer Attack from WCW), Theft/Larceny, Kidnapping (when the Filthy Animals kidnapped Flair, left him in the desert and robbed him) Rey Mysterio Jr: Theft/Larceny, Kidnapping (see Kidman) Austin: Vandalism, Destruction of Private Property, DUI, Attempted Murder, Theft/Larceny. Multiple counts on all. Hogan: Assault w/ Deadly Weapon (when he hit Austin with hammer), Attempted Vehicular Homicide, Destruction of Private Property Hall: Accessory to Attempted Murder Nash: Accessory to Attempted Murder Rikishi: Conspiracy to Commit Murder, Attempted Vehicular Homicide, Grand Theft Auto, Destruction of Private Property HHHGH: Conspiracy to Committ Murder, Assault w/ Deadly Weapon, Accessory to Attempted Murder, Destruction of Private Property, Theft (of others' heat), Filing False Reports Booker T: Destruction of Private Property, Grand Theft Auto WWE Creative Control: for Killing Raw, Ratings, Buyrates, Attendance Don't forget Undertaker kidnapping Stephanie, Kane and Hurricane Kidnapping HHHGH recently, HHHGH and DX kidnapping someone, I think it was Kane (back during the Helmsley-McMahon Era).. Not to mention all the times wrestlers took a vehicle from the arena in order to give chase to someone escaping. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Undertaker: Trespassing, Communicating Threats, Kidnapping (remember the corporate ministry angle?) All Wrestlers: Communicating Threats (I'm going to kick your ass) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Pop Culture God Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Jake Roberts: Drunk and Disorderly, Possesion of Illegal narcotics, Possesion of Controlled Substances, Attempted murder, attempted rape. Hogan: Two counts of hit-and-run and attempted vehicular homicide, conspiricy to commit murder, assualt with a frying pan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Bradshaw: rape Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Any guy who hashurt Hogan in the past: attempted murder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Repo Man jr Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Repo Man: Breaking into a car to film a Vignette. He may of been one of the top 534 workers in 1992, but I don't condone that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cynicalprofit Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Havey Whippleman, slavery, since I believe he bought Kamala. Either way it was murder on the fans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted October 23, 2002 The Bezerker - Attempted Murder with a Sword Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Hogan also commited a kidnapping(Flair during a 99 Nitro). Austin has both done kidnapping and sexual assault(Vince 3:16 means I just pissed my pants and the Socko RAW where he violated Vince by shoving a metal object up his ass). Austin has also filed a false police report(the supposed Sara car crash. HHH was BLAMED for it, but he didn't do it.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
