Guest Bricks Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Rock: Attempted murder via tossing Austin over a bridge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Kurt Angle: Kidnapping (Austin during his face turn last year) and discrimination (Rey Mysterio). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Bastion Booger: Indecent Exposure The Yeti and the Giant: Atempted Gang-rape The Shark: Attempted Canabalism The Shockmaster: Destruction of Property Hogan: Attempted murder- pushing the Giant off of the roof. Stephanie McMahon: Asault with a deadly weapon- she sang Jamal and Rosie: Assault Giant Gonzalez/Mankind/Yokozuna/Executioner/etc.: Murder Kevin Nash: Impersonating a Human Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bricks Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Big Bossman: Impersonating a police officer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Hawk: Public drunkeness and disorderly conduct (for the infamous Hawk is a drunkard angle) Austin: Brandishing a firearm in public ("Bang 3:16"), Breaking and Entering (Brian F'n Pillman's House) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Terry Funk/Bradshaw/Stan Henson etc: Assault with a hot branding iron. What? It was a bingo stamper?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bricks Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Val Venis: Ummm, tattooing another man's ass without their consent? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Oh lord, this thread is hilarious. Great job guys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BaldFish Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Kane Necrophilla (would get thrown out due to lack of evidence) ... Wait... necrophilia is illegal? Uh oh. I'd better get out my cutting board and my blender. ::cuts off the head:: Hey... that neck looks kinda like a... nah... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted October 24, 2002 DDP: Stalking, Trespassing, Assault, Kidnapping (during the taker stalker phase) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Goldust: Sexual Harrasment Bossman: Cruelty to animals (pepper the dog) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Your Olympic Hero Report post Posted October 24, 2002 The entire Raw roster could be arrested for posing as entertaining professional wrestlers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Ted DiBiase: Bribery Kurt Angle: Carrying On with a Married Woman (HHH-Steph-Kurt Love Triangle). Hell if Frank Sinatra could get arrested for it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zero_Cool Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Raven: Brainwashing, disturbing the peace, battery to eye of one Scott Riggs, cruelty to imaginary friends. Hall & Nash: Wreckless driving..and fleeing the scene of an accident...oh and throwing a grown man into a trailer as if he were a "lawndart". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest midnight_burn Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Austin: Public urination (pissing on Arn Anderson) EDIT: Also: The Warrior: Kidnapping (the Disciple in WCW) The Jung Dragons: Theft (stealing 3 Count's green circles and their CD) Tank Abbot: Assault with a weapon (Big Al and the knife) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Repo Man and IRS: Both used harassment to carry out their practices. Droz: dealing drugs? Vince McMahon: harassment, questionable business practices, steroid use, dealing steroids, sexual harassment, blackmail, discrimination, probably tax evasion...and being damn creepy (incest anyone?). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2002 The Unamericans: Attepting to Burn the American Flag The entire WCW during the Invasion: Trespasing on private propery (The ring) Victoria: Prostitution Austin: Theft of a beer truck (BTW since when did beer trucks have hoses that they pumped the beer out of?) Angle: Theft of a Milk Truck, kidnaping, Grand theft Truck, Also Austin should be arrested for walking out on the WWF/F. Ever since he did it has gone straight down the crapper!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest midnight_burn Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Scott Steiner, Rick Steiner and Tank Abbot: Whatever the crime is for attacking Sting with 2 Dobermans and a Rottweiler. Scott Steiner: Throwing Kimberly out of a moving car The Giant: harming crowds with second hand smoke Eddy Guerrero: Discrimination (the LWO) Miss Elizabeth: Falsely accusing Goldberg of stalking or some shit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted October 24, 2002 I'll add some more. Sable, for indecent Exposure (Hand print stickys on her breasts) Perry Saturn Assault on a Indi wrestler going to stiff, Impersonating the Mentally Challenged, Unnatural relationship with a Mop Edge & Christian Slander & Libel Desercrating the memory of JFK in Dallas at Fully Loaded 2000 Stalking (Stephanie at the McMahon home) Tresspassing for above, setting fire to a Undertaker Symbol on the Mcmahon lawn without a permit the Acolytes Kidnaping for the purpose of Ritual Brainwashing, (mideon) Assault, Stalking (Stephanie at her home) RTC for promoting Censorship Violating First amendment rights. Big Show Destroying Private propery, Throwing Austin through the Cage wall at his Debut in Valentines Massacre 99. Destruction of Private property, Tipping over a Car on Hardcore Holly Hardcore Holly Endangering the enviroment, wrestling with Al Snow in the Mississippi River. Disturbance and Fighting on Public Grounds, the Brawl he had with Steve Williams at that Frat House Bam Bam Assault on a Fan (LT at the Royal Rumble) Vader Assault and Menacing Gorilla Monsoon and Causing a International Incent Assaulting a Kuwaiti Talk show host.) Tiger Ali Singh Harboring a Illegal Alien. Babu (Formely Pablo Marquez of ECW fame) Kai en tai the entire stable, For having the GALL to introduce Cool Puro wrestling to the WWF fans...BAD japanese wrestlers..Bad Bad! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Saturn: Assault (he broke Lodi's fingers, remember) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
