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Rock: Attempted murder via tossing Austin over a bridge.

Guest AndrewTS
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Kurt Angle: Kidnapping (Austin during his face turn last year) and discrimination (Rey Mysterio).

Guest Plushy Al Logan
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Bastion Booger: Indecent Exposure

The Yeti and the Giant: Atempted Gang-rape

The Shark: Attempted Canabalism

The Shockmaster: Destruction of Property

Hogan: Attempted murder- pushing the Giant off of the roof.

Stephanie McMahon: Asault with a deadly weapon- she sang

Jamal and Rosie: Assault

Giant Gonzalez/Mankind/Yokozuna/Executioner/etc.: Murder

Kevin Nash: Impersonating a Human

Guest CED Ordonez
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Hawk: Public drunkeness and disorderly conduct (for the infamous Hawk is a drunkard angle)

 

Austin: Brandishing a firearm in public ("Bang 3:16"), Breaking and Entering (Brian F'n Pillman's House)

Guest AndrewTS
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Terry Funk/Bradshaw/Stan Henson etc: Assault with a hot branding iron.

 

What? It was a bingo stamper?!

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Val Venis: Ummm, tattooing another man's ass without their consent?

Guest HartFan86
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Oh lord, this thread is hilarious. Great job guys.

Guest BaldFish
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Kane Necrophilla (would get thrown out due to lack of evidence) ...

Wait... necrophilia is illegal? Uh oh. I'd better get out my cutting board and my blender.

 

::cuts off the head::

 

Hey... that neck looks kinda like a... nah...

Guest crandamaniac
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DDP: Stalking, Trespassing, Assault, Kidnapping (during the taker stalker phase)

Guest Ravenbomb
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Goldust: Sexual Harrasment

Bossman: Cruelty to animals (pepper the dog)

Guest Your Olympic Hero
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The entire Raw roster could be arrested for posing as entertaining professional wrestlers.

Guest CED Ordonez
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Ted DiBiase: Bribery

Kurt Angle: Carrying On with a Married Woman (HHH-Steph-Kurt Love Triangle). Hell if Frank Sinatra could get arrested for it...

Guest Zero_Cool
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Raven: Brainwashing, disturbing the peace, battery to eye of one Scott Riggs, cruelty to imaginary friends.

 

Hall & Nash: Wreckless driving..and fleeing the scene of an accident...oh and throwing a grown man into a trailer as if he were a "lawndart".

Guest midnight_burn
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Austin: Public urination (pissing on Arn Anderson)

 

EDIT: Also:

 

The Warrior: Kidnapping (the Disciple in WCW)

 

The Jung Dragons: Theft (stealing 3 Count's green circles and their CD)

 

Tank Abbot: Assault with a weapon (Big Al and the knife)

Guest AndrewTS
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Repo Man and IRS: Both used harassment to carry out their practices.

 

Droz: dealing drugs?

 

Vince McMahon: harassment, questionable business practices, steroid use, dealing steroids, sexual harassment, blackmail, discrimination, probably tax evasion...and being damn creepy (incest anyone?).

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The Unamericans: Attepting to Burn the American Flag

 

The entire WCW during the Invasion: Trespasing on private propery (The ring)

 

Victoria: Prostitution

 

Austin: Theft of a beer truck (BTW since when did beer trucks have hoses that they pumped the beer out of?)

 

Angle: Theft of a Milk Truck, kidnaping, Grand theft Truck,

 

Also Austin should be arrested for walking out on the WWF/F. Ever since he did it has gone straight down the crapper!!

Guest midnight_burn
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Scott Steiner, Rick Steiner and Tank Abbot: Whatever the crime is for attacking Sting with 2 Dobermans and a Rottweiler.

 

Scott Steiner: Throwing Kimberly out of a moving car

 

The Giant: harming crowds with second hand smoke

 

Eddy Guerrero: Discrimination (the LWO)

 

Miss Elizabeth: Falsely accusing Goldberg of stalking or some shit

Guest Trivia247
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I'll add some more.

 

Sable, for indecent Exposure (Hand print stickys on her breasts)

 

Perry Saturn Assault on a Indi wrestler going to stiff, Impersonating the Mentally Challenged, Unnatural relationship with a Mop

 

Edge & Christian Slander & Libel Desercrating the memory of JFK in Dallas at Fully Loaded 2000 Stalking (Stephanie at the McMahon home) Tresspassing for above, setting fire to a Undertaker Symbol on the Mcmahon lawn without a permit

 

the Acolytes Kidnaping for the purpose of Ritual Brainwashing, (mideon) Assault, Stalking (Stephanie at her home)

 

RTC for promoting Censorship Violating First amendment rights.

 

Big Show Destroying Private propery, Throwing Austin through the Cage wall at his Debut in Valentines Massacre 99. Destruction of Private property, Tipping over a Car on Hardcore Holly

 

Hardcore Holly Endangering the enviroment, wrestling with Al Snow in the Mississippi River.

Disturbance and Fighting on Public Grounds, the Brawl he had with Steve Williams at that Frat House

 

Bam Bam Assault on a Fan (LT at the Royal Rumble)

 

Vader Assault and Menacing Gorilla Monsoon and Causing a International Incent Assaulting a Kuwaiti Talk show host.)

 

Tiger Ali Singh Harboring a Illegal Alien. Babu (Formely Pablo Marquez of ECW fame)

 

Kai en tai the entire stable, For having the GALL to introduce Cool Puro wrestling to the WWF fans...BAD japanese wrestlers..Bad Bad!

Guest crandamaniac
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Saturn: Assault (he broke Lodi's fingers, remember)

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