Wrath Predestination Attempts

[Guest Powerplay]

SJL Wrath for October 27, 2002

Location: Compaq Center in Houston, Texas

Due Date: Sunday at 4 PM EST

Send To: Crusen

 

SINGLES MATCH

Jack the Ripper vs. James Morin

 

 

 

TABLES ELIMINATION MATCH

Wildchild vs. Johnny Dangerous vs. Christian Fury

 

 

 

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

Tim Dillon© vs. Ejiro Fasaki

 

 

 

WORLD TITLE MATCH

NO-DQ MATCH

Judge Mental© vs. Matt Myers

[Secret Agent 0]

Man i have nothing to do today but be the first or second reply to every new thread.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Jack the Ripper vs. James Morin

 

Well since i have yet to see anything from this new guy I'm going to have to go with Jack here.

 

TABLES ELIMINATION MATCH

Wildchild vs. Johnny Dangerous vs. Christian Fury

 

Another triple threat and another tables match on top of that. Oh well I'm sure it will be an intresting ride no matter who wins.

 

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

Tim Dillon© vs. Ejiro Fasaki

 

Well Ejiro is gaining some momentum with his new direction and I'm not sure how long Tim has been kicked off the computer for so I'll go with..Ejiro for the win!!

 

WORLD TITLE MATCH

NO-DQ MATCH

Judge Mental© vs. Matt Myers

 

Judge

[Guest Goodear]

SJL Wrath for October 27, 2002

Location: Compaq Center in Houston, Texas

Due Date: Sunday at 4 PM EST

 

I predict it will be hot and stuff!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Jack the Ripper vs. James Morin

 

Hard to predict a match with a guy right off the bat... so I won't.

SURVEY SAYS... X

 

TABLES ELIMINATION MATCH

Wildchild vs. Johnny Dangerous vs. Christian Fury

 

Johnny D has some pretty good history with three way dances, and will be looking out for revenge against Christian after that whole flaming tables thing. More wood breaking fun here! Whoooo!

SURVEY SAYS... THE FISH

 

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

Tim Dillon© vs. Ejiro Fasaki

 

Its a regular singles match! YES! Brawling versus wrestling! WHICH WILL SURVIVE!?

SURVEY SAYS ... XX

 

WORLD TITLE MATCH

NO-DQ MATCH

Judge Mental© vs. Matt Myers

 

Well, Matt got a quick squash over Kamikaze last week while JM was trying to not get turned into a crispy critter. I figure JM's needs a let down after beating people silly for weeks... but he gets no chance for that!

SURVEY SAYS.... WILL!

[Guest Powerplay]

SJL Wrath for October 27, 2002

Location: Compaq Center in Houston, Texas

Due Date: Sunday at 4 PM EST

Send To: Crusen

 

Meh. I wanted the Joe .

 

SINGLES MATCH

Jack the Ripper vs. James Morin

 

I don't predict n00b matches well, so I'll flip that coin Frost gave me. It comes up....

 

Winner: Frost? Damn rigged coin!

 

TABLES ELIMINATION MATCH

Wildchild vs. Johnny Dangerous vs. Christian Fury

 

Wildchild jobs his chance at the Euro! NOO! Well, Johnny and Fury go back to the tables, and I'm sure Johnny will be writing to get revenge for the flaming table last time. Christian Fury made a great showing in his first match, but then didn't show for his next match. It's a toss up, but go where consistance has been shown.

 

Winner: Johnny Dangerous

 

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

Tim Dillon© vs. Ejiro Fasaki

 

Tough tough tough. I like Tim a lot, as I do Ejiro. So, when in doubt, take the heel.

 

Winner: Ejiro with the upset

 

WORLD TITLE MATCH

NO-DQ MATCH

Judge Mental© vs. Matt Myers

 

Never written a No-DQ match before. I think I can get something out of this, though.

[Secret Agent 0]

Sweet, two predictions for me to toast the competition. Oh, and +1 for me again.

[Guest Christian_Fury]

SINGLES MATCH

Jack the Ripper vs. James Morin

 

- Well, as much as I cheer for the underdog (you should see the newly-arrived airmen on Mondays, they're SOOOOO cute in their blues!), JtR is one bad-ass MoFo... So...

 

Winner: Just Jack!

 

TABLES ELIMINATION MATCH

Wildchild vs. Johnny Dangerous vs. Christian Fury

 

- *Grumbles at The Man* Damn him, keeping me down... Anyway, I see that WC has a bit of a mean streak... JD's going to be flaming (ha, ha, ha... damn, tough room) mad, and ready to write... I am just itching to kick some ass... Take out my floor MTL frustrations on the squared circle.

 

Winner: Everyone, but primarily yours truly.

 

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

Tim Dillon© vs. Ejiro Fasaki

 

- Tim won the damn title!!! And he keeps saying he can't write... Grr... Well, whatever storyline these two have cooking should come to a boil here... It'll be interesting to see what explodes in the kitchen... Or something like that.

 

Winner: ... ... ... TIMM-AY!!!

 

WORLD TITLE MATCH

NO-DQ MATCH

Judge Mental© vs. Matt Myers

 

- Mmm... Major, major goodness seeping from the pores of this one (EWW!!!). Can the Mental Judge hang onto gold, or can the brother of Austin Powers pull this shagadelic victory out of his Swedish Penis Enlarger?

 

Winner: Insane clowns everywhere... But possibly even Judge to maintain.

[Guest Insanityman]

SINGLES MATCH

Jack the Ripper vs. James Morin

~The newbie gets the win over the man who can't write up to 3k.

 

 

 

TABLES ELIMINATION MATCH

Wildchild vs. Johnny Dangerous vs. Christian Fury

~I like, hmm... flip a coin between Wildchild and Fury... both who I mark for.

 

 

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

Tim Dillon© vs. Ejiro Fasaki

~I'm back on the computer and ready to write~! That said, Ejiro is your new European champion.

 

 

 

WORLD TITLE MATCH

NO-DQ MATCH

Judge Mental© vs. Matt Myers

~M-kay, no one can stop Judge. Though if Myers wins I'd crap my pants... not in a literal sense, ah you know.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

SINGLES MATCH

Jack the Ripper vs. James Morin

 

Morin

 

 

TABLES ELIMINATION MATCH

Wildchild vs. Johnny Dangerous vs. Christian Fury

 

Johnny

 

 

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

Tim Dillon© vs. Ejiro Fasaki

 

Dillon

 

 

WORLD TITLE MATCH

NO-DQ MATCH

Judge Mental© vs. Matt Myers

 

Mental

[Guest Ace309]

THE SUPERIOR PREDICTIONS, SJL EDITION

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SINGLES MATCH

Jack the Ripper vs. James Morin

- Well, you've got a 19th-century killer up against an all-American superface. Fortunately, I don't call brand-n00b matches.

NO PREDICTION, SUCKA

 

TABLES ELIMINATION MATCH

Wildchild vs. Johnny Dangerous vs. Christian Fury

- Wildchild and Johnny are both impressive, and Fury seems to be regaining his form. Tough one, but I've got to give it to the noble airman.

BUY CHRISTIAN FURY A STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI, BECAUSE FURY'S EFFEMINATE LIKE THAT

 

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

Tim Dillon© vs. Ejiro Fasaki

- Tim has a title, but Ejiro has a football in the groin. It's the battle of the ethnic superstars~! Tim retains, though, as he's dedicated to winning this one and keeping the Ireland strap.

YOU BE TASTIN THE BACK OF ME HAND, HOMES

 

WORLD TITLE MATCH

NO-DQ MATCH

Judge Mental© vs. Matt Myers

- Gotta go mental here.

DUDE, YOU'RE GETTING SENTENCED

[Guest Powerplay]

WORLD TITLE MATCH

NO-DQ MATCH

Judge Mental© vs. Matt Myers

- Gotta go mental here.

DUDE, YOU'RE GETTING SENTENCED

BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! TOM ACTUALLY PICKED ME TO WIN FOR ONCE! BAH GAWD!