Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 26, 2002 No personal knock, but that's just disgusting and fart and poop jokes aren't funny or the least bit cleavor. Well, no personal knock, but poop is fucking HILARIOUS. Who needs to be clever when you've got feces? I appreciate subtle humor as well, but c'mon, how can you not laugh at somebody sliding down a bowling alley on a skateboard and getting nailed right in the sack with a bowling ball? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TUS_02 Report post Posted October 27, 2002 Best part of the movie was the forshadowing. Yes, I found it fucking hillarious a movie with NO PLOT had fucking FORSHADOWING. I couldn't love these guys any more if I tried. Bottom line is, I laughed until I hurt. This film DEFINES the whole... "doesn't matter about story, you'll love it anyway" genre. My friends and I went to a Halloween costume party tonight... and we went as members from the CKY/Jack-ass crew. It was SWWWWEEEEEET. GO BAM! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted October 27, 2002 Don't these guys ever get the blood knocked from their brains by the victims of some of their "pranks"? Or do those times just not make it onto the air? (Same thing with Tom Green, for that matter.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TUS_02 Report post Posted October 27, 2002 To show their faces on screen, most of the victims have to sign a release form, saying MTV/whomever has every right to show their face on camera after being filmed. Legal formalities... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Pegasus Kid Report post Posted October 27, 2002 My ticket was 5.50 thank you. I laughed until my sides hurt...my friends brother laughed until he cried. I laughed out loud so much that I had a sore throat last night and no voice this morning. "Jackass" was easily the most funny flick I've seen this year. Nothing even comes close to being as consistently funny as this film. If you can drop any of the issues you'd use as criteria for other movies and treat it exactly as it's meant to be portrayed (guys hurting themselves and/or playing pranks just for kicks) then you'll love it. Hell when I went to work this morning I burst out laughing twice just thinking about the stuff from the movie. There's nothing more scary to a customer than seeing someone burst laughing for no reason. Oh man... I think I'll go see it again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DARRYLXWF Report post Posted October 27, 2002 Oh man, Jackass has caused many a injury in my town form idiot copycats Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DJ Jeff Report post Posted October 27, 2002 I've only watched the show a few times, but I'll be seeing the movie for sure. It looks like it will definately be worth it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mikey2Dope Report post Posted October 27, 2002 Wow that was easily the funnest time I've had at a theatre in ages! It's easily the best movie I've seen so far this year and it's been the hardest I've laughed at a movie in a long long time (10/10). On a side note I was reading an interview with Margera and Dunn this morning where they said they figured there to be about 1 1/2 hours of footage on the DVD that never made it to the big screen. Man will that be one kickass DVD!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 27, 2002 I worship this movie now. I'll be seeing it again tomorrow with different people. Since there's no such thing as spoilers with a movie that has no plot, I'll go ahead and say ROCKET SKATES~! The ending was also the BEST EVER. Rip Taylor owns all of us for unknown reasons. I wore my Jackass shirt to see it too. VERY worth the money Dames, seriously. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ant_7000 Report post Posted October 27, 2002 Hell naw im not wasting 8-10 bucks to go see goofs hurt themselves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DragonflyKid Report post Posted October 27, 2002 I don't like stunt stuff or outlandishness for the sake of outlandishness but I love hidden camera pranks, with Trigger Happy TV on Comedy Central I see no need to pay money to see Jackass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Great Wesuke Report post Posted October 27, 2002 I don't care what any of you whiney bitches have to say about not liking poop jokes, and not wanting to pay ten pucks. I paid 13.25, this was the only time I would ever do so, and saw the funniest fucking movie EVER. Of course, I was stoned off my ass... but I seriously didn't stop laughing for an hour and a half straight. They couldn't have possibly done a more perfect opening. Priceless. Brilliant. Words cannot describe how good this movie is. There was also a trailor for some extreme sports movie that looks like the most unintentionally funny movie of the year. NINJA! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted October 27, 2002 dude, when fucking WESUKE (who i didn't even know was registered here) comes out of mothballs to plug a movie, you know it's good. i saw it friday night, after 'punch drunk love'. i enjoyed 'jackass' more & think it's the best movie so far this year, and i'm one of the most elitist high brow movie posters on the board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted October 27, 2002 i saw it friday night, after 'punch drunk love'. i enjoyed 'jackass' more & think it's the best movie so far this year, and i'm one of the most elitist high brow movie posters on the board. Holy shit...godthedog likes it That says alot... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted October 27, 2002 just saying everybody shouldn't dismiss it because they think they're "above" that humor. not trying to say my opinion has any value. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted October 27, 2002 I know, But you being one of the "elitist" movie guys and saying that you liked Jackass honestly does say alot. I honestly never thought someone who considers themselves an elitist movie guy like yourself would like or admit to liking a movie such as Jackass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted October 27, 2002 oh, whoops. i thought you were being sarcastic. i actually have my own elitist pretentious reasons for loving it, but i'll never tell them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 27, 2002 SPOILAH~! Did the papercuts make anyone else cringe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted October 27, 2002 i saw it in a packed house full of college kids (who aren't exactly easy to shock), & the paper cuts made EVERYBODY cringe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted October 28, 2002 I loved it. I have been a huge fan of the show since it started and I laughed my ass of watching it last night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Slapnuts00 Report post Posted October 28, 2002 I'm just not a fan of this stuff, I don't find it funny, but on Tuesday I've got a half day, and some friends want me to go see it with them, apparently for free since one kid has connections. What the hell, I can't turn down a free movie with friends, although I'm less than looking forward to Jackass... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 28, 2002 The papercuts were the one thing I couldn't watch other than whenever anyone would throw up. I almost threw up myself when anyone onscreen was. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Paranoid Report post Posted October 30, 2002 Anyone found it on KazAa yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bravesfan Report post Posted November 3, 2002 That snowcone incident, almost led me to blowing chunks on the person in front of me. That was the single most DISTURBINGLY GROSS thing I've ever seen, and I cringe everytime I even attempt to recreate the segment in my mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Report post Posted November 3, 2002 Let it be known..... I am officially scared of Paper. Thanks a lot, Johnny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted November 4, 2002 CAP REVIEWED IT!!! 8 Minutes!! New Record (beating Rules of Attraction's 14 minutes..) http://www.capalert.com/capreports/jackathemovie.htm Notice its Jacka: The Movie... This is no more than an opinion piece. No calcualtions were made of the eight minutes of this trash I saw. There is no data, no listing of findings or any other comparative information other than the opinion piece below. I believe the Motion Picture Association of America is out to lunch and 100% morally dead, blaming their classification scheme on what the people want as revealed by survey. I now do not believe them. Though I have no statistical data to prove it (I won't analyze NC-17/X) but Jacka: The Movie should have been rated X. Better yet, it should not have been amde at all. And guess what, it's from MTV. From this point if you are offended by even as polite descriptions as possible of completely disgusting crude and vulgar behavior, go elsewhere now. After eight minutes I walked out. In that eight minutes I saw such behavior as a fat man's pants splitting at the seam in the seat and he was wearing no underwear. Nothing was tried to accomplish modesty. Indeed, all cinematic maneuvers appeared to be used to prolong view of it ... while he was on his knees. An electric muscle stimulator was applied to the most intimate private male parts possible and no attempts were made to hide anything. An electrode was applied to the space dead center in the crotch with no attempt to obscure subject and neighboring anatomy. None. An electrode was applied to a man's member ... in full view. Full male nudity, front and back are seen. Repeatedly. All in eight minutes. There will be no CAP full analysis package for this movie prepared. This is the last you will hear about it from me and I will not discuss it. Period This movie is vulgarly extreme to the extreme of vulgarity. I typically do not make recommendations about movies except in extreme cases. This one is precisely that. I suggest you not even think about this one. I normally do no research about a movie before I see it to avoid accusations of selectivity and skewing of the data, but I think that will change now. 2Tim. 3:1-5 "But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God - having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with them." We are there, folks. At least in entertainment. Maybe Paul did not walk away from the extremes he was faced with to take the Gospel to the people of Corinth, but I am clearly not as strong as was Paul. By the way, there were "little ones" (which includes at-home teens) in the audience. More "little ones" than adults. Forgive me. Why do I find this funny...?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted November 4, 2002 I truly hope the movie caused that guy unrepairable mental harm. What exactly are "at-home teens" anyway? While reading some reviews i thought of something. Jackass may be the first movie to win a"Razzie Award" where the people who made it shows up to accept it and treats it like an Oscar. They may even make a TV special about winning the award. I'd enjoy that alot if it happened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted November 4, 2002 i don't think 'jackass' will get a razzie. it's being fairly well-received. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RedJed Report post Posted November 4, 2002 That snowcone incident, almost led me to blowing chunks on the person in front of me. That was the single most DISTURBINGLY GROSS thing I've ever seen, and I cringe everytime I even attempt to recreate the segment in my mind. Yup same here. That was a little too much to handle, and wasn't funny to me at all. It was just sick as hell. Incidentally, the funniest part of the movie to me was probably something they could have shown on MTV with the Margeras being woke up by a huge fireworks show in their bedroom. Go figure huh. Anyone stay after the credits and check out what they did, was there supposed to be some sense of that?! Are they trying to groom Steve-O as THE jackass or something, like for a possible movie career? Just a thought. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
