Your Paragon of Virtue Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 What's the reason for this, and how did the joke originate? I am unsure about it, and while I generally know of most typical stories like this(Softball, squeegee incident, scissors, etc.), this is one that I've seen countless times yet know nothing about. Can someone shed some light? Just realized all those incidents involved Sid looking like a dumbass On a side note, does anyone know why Sid was afraid of Brian Pillman, about half his size ?
Guest Ravenbomb Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Nova went on a message board saying Christopher Daniels stole a move from him (Last Rights I think) and was getting all bitchy about it, saying he invented it, which I don't think he did. So now we mock him. funny thing is, Nova invented mocking and he invented message boards
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted October 24, 2002 Author Report Posted October 24, 2002 Ahh, I understand. I had a feeling it was something similar to that, but didn't know specifics. I guess no one knows about Sid. The way he thinks is too advanced for the rest of the us. He is an enigma. He truly is the Ruler of the Universe, or whatever the fuck he used to say.
Guest Lord of The Curry Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Well, even though Pillman was half of Sids size, he was still a roided up freak who was known to have the shortest temper known to man. Try and picture one of those nature movies when a wolverine brings down a moose and you'll get the idea.
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted October 24, 2002 Author Report Posted October 24, 2002 I understand what you're saying, but I still can't imagine a guy who barely weighed 200 lbs soaking wet, taking out a guy who was 300 lbs plus. Besides, Sid didn't exactly get to where he is naturally either. The only way I can see it, is if Pillman was similar to Dynamite Kid, in the way that he used to kick people's asses...
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Nova invented the Dynamite Kid.
Guest Lord of The Curry Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 I always had a feeling that it was Nova who invented Dynamite Kid, now my suspicions have been confirmed. Thanks bps21!
Guest AM The Kid Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Nova invented the word "invented".
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Nova invented the Tiger Mask gimmick to. I bet most people didn't know the role that Nova played in Japanese wrestling
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted October 24, 2002 Author Report Posted October 24, 2002 Aww shit, this joke is just as bad as Nova, who, in all seriousness, probably invented how to be a shitty spot machine, spawning Sabu and a few others. Or *gasp*, maybe Sabu invented it, and Nova copied him? Poor Nova, his reputation is tarnished...
Guest AM The Kid Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Al Gore claims he invented the internet...but really, it was Nova.
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 I knew that. Because Nova invented thought.
Guest cynicalprofit Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 Didnt Nova also invent japaense wrestling, i could have sworn he was responsible for it.
Guest Phoenix Fury Legdrop Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 Actually, the credit for the Internet is, "Nova featuring Al Gore". It's on Nova's new duets album, "I Invented Everything....Including These", which includes the printing press (Nova featuring Johan Gutenburg), the telephone (Nova featuring Alexander Graham Bell), and life itself (Nova featuring God).
Guest Zack Malibu Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 Remember kids, you can't spell innovate without NOVA~! (And yes, Nova invented that quote.)
Guest WrestlingDeacon Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 ok, so who invented Nova if Nova invented everything?
Guest BaldFish Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 No one. It's kind of like those "proofs" that God exists. For every invention, there must be an inventor, and if an inventor is an invention itself, there must be at least one uninvented inventor. I need a beer.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 Nova invented time travel, traveled back to before Nova existed and invented himself. Nova invented this:
Guest Sandman9000 Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 Nova invented Strong Bad, and writes his material.
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 Whatever dude, not only did Nova invent CZW, he's Messiah's dad too.
Guest Dace59 Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 What made it worse was the Nova and Daneils had been a team, Daneils had been using the move. After the slipt Nova claimed he invented it, and he'd never seen Daneils before in his life. Nov has NOT invented ANY of the moves he claims to have, they all come from someone else.
Guest cynicalprofit Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 Dace59 was invented by NOVA Nova jokes will always be funny.
Guest Dace59 Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 Becuase they havent been over done hey yet.
Guest cynicalprofit Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 NOVA will invent the NOVA joke that goes to far and kills the joke, you know he will.
Guest Ace309 Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 Nova invented overdoing thi- Yeah, guys, the horse is dead.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 BLASPHEMY!!!! No, Nova did not invent STRONG Bad. Nova could never think of the genius cartoons that SB does
Guest cynicalprofit Posted October 26, 2002 Report Posted October 26, 2002 Hey, wouldnt ya know CYNICALPROFIT invented the Nova joke that killed the Nova joke. I FUCKING RULE! *goes and edits sig*
Guest the 1inch punch Posted October 26, 2002 Report Posted October 26, 2002 is this the Roll the Dice move?
Guest MrRant Posted October 26, 2002 Report Posted October 26, 2002 Nova invented Nova when Nova created the Big Bang. Simple science.
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