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What's the reason for this, and how did the joke originate? I am unsure about it, and while I generally know of most typical stories like this(Softball, squeegee incident, scissors, etc.), this is one that I've seen countless times yet know nothing about. Can someone shed some light?

 

Just realized all those incidents involved Sid looking like a dumbass :lol: On a side note, does anyone know why Sid was afraid of Brian Pillman, about half his size :huh: ?

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Guest Ravenbomb

Nova went on a message board saying Christopher Daniels stole a move from him (Last Rights I think) and was getting all bitchy about it, saying he invented it, which I don't think he did. So now we mock him.

 

funny thing is, Nova invented mocking and he invented message boards

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Ahh, I understand. I had a feeling it was something similar to that, but didn't know specifics.

 

I guess no one knows about Sid. The way he thinks is too advanced for the rest of the us. He is an enigma. He truly is the Ruler of the Universe, or whatever the fuck he used to say.

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Guest Lord of The Curry

Well, even though Pillman was half of Sids size, he was still a roided up freak who was known to have the shortest temper known to man.

 

Try and picture one of those nature movies when a wolverine brings down a moose and you'll get the idea.

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I understand what you're saying, but I still can't imagine a guy who barely weighed 200 lbs soaking wet, taking out a guy who was 300 lbs plus. Besides, Sid didn't exactly get to where he is naturally either.

 

The only way I can see it, is if Pillman was similar to Dynamite Kid, in the way that he used to kick people's asses...

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Guest Lord of The Curry

I always had a feeling that it was Nova who invented Dynamite Kid, now my suspicions have been confirmed. Thanks bps21!

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Guest bps "The Truth" 21

Nova invented the Tiger Mask gimmick to.

 

I bet most people didn't know the role that Nova played in Japanese wrestling

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Aww shit, this joke is just as bad as Nova, who, in all seriousness, probably invented how to be a shitty spot machine, spawning Sabu and a few others. Or *gasp*, maybe Sabu invented it, and Nova copied him? Poor Nova, his reputation is tarnished...

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Guest cynicalprofit

Didnt Nova also invent japaense wrestling, i could have sworn he was responsible for it.

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Guest Phoenix Fury Legdrop

Actually, the credit for the Internet is, "Nova featuring Al Gore". It's on Nova's new duets album, "I Invented Everything....Including These", which includes the printing press (Nova featuring Johan Gutenburg), the telephone (Nova featuring Alexander Graham Bell), and life itself (Nova featuring God).

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Guest Zack Malibu

Remember kids, you can't spell innovate without NOVA~!

 

(And yes, Nova invented that quote.)

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Guest BaldFish

No one. It's kind of like those "proofs" that God exists. For every invention, there must be an inventor, and if an inventor is an invention itself, there must be at least one uninvented inventor.

 

I need a beer.

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Guest Ravenbomb

Nova invented time travel, traveled back to before Nova existed and invented himself.

Nova invented this: :spank:

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Guest Smell the ratings!!!

Whatever dude, not only did Nova invent CZW, he's Messiah's dad too.

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Guest Dace59

What made it worse was the Nova and Daneils had been a team, Daneils had been using the move.

After the slipt Nova claimed he invented it, and he'd never seen Daneils before in his life.

 

Nov has NOT invented ANY of the moves he claims to have, they all come from someone else.

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Guest cynicalprofit

NOVA will invent the NOVA joke that goes to far and kills the joke, you know he will.

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Guest Ravenbomb

BLASPHEMY!!!! No, Nova did not invent STRONG Bad. Nova could never think of the genius cartoons that SB does

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Guest cynicalprofit

Hey, wouldnt ya know CYNICALPROFIT invented the Nova joke that killed the Nova joke.

 

I FUCKING RULE!

 

*goes and edits sig*

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