On Monday A New Member Is voted In

[Guest bob_barron]

Okay, everyone. I have made my choice. But I can be swayed by how you answer this.

 

Who were you rooting for in the AS/TC feud?

AS of course!!!!

[Guest Banky]

Thats not really encouraging me toi vote for you Bob...

In Janauary Edge was feuding with Regal so you can understand right?

 

RIGHT?

 

To explain my October behaviour- now come on- You can't boo Faarooq. I mean DAMN!

Read this post again and tell me with a straight face that you'd honestly vote this fool in? This guy has posted plenty, but has he ever posted anything relevent, important, or amusing? Fuck no, he is a useless pansy ass fuck. Fuck him and Avril Levigne's twat.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Allright. Because of the Regal thing, I can understand. but at least say ONE good thing about Edge, then there will be a strong possibility of me voting foro you

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

As much as I want to be the Established Music Geek around here...I know I can't hold my own with half of the people in the Music folder... so I am staying on the fringes...

 

and DJ Jeff sucks because if I went to a rave and saw that 'DJ Jeff' was performing...I'd hack the runt into little pieces...

 

he needs a cool DJ name like DJ Baher (that is SO my DJ name)

[Guest Banky]

Its over.  I'm the one.  Why? Because I take no shit, and tell it the way it is.  No one has taken over quicker, better, and with the great efficiency I have.  Face it, I scream establishment.  I have the aura, the gimmick, and the greatness.  I don't need your vote - you guys need me.

You know, the only reason I didn't consider you for the original 10 was because I wasn't sure if you were still on the board. (Kind of sporadic, name changes, etc.) You are on my list, though.

'Atta boy Anglesault. See, its a given - I am in. Sorry team, they just need my tenacity. I am the Scott Steiner of the ~Establishment.

 

Set me off, and I'll fuck you up.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Fletch is quickly moving into my favorite for voting...

[Guest bob_barron]

Allright. Because of the Regal thing, I can understand. but at least say ONE good thing about Edge, then there will be a strong possibility of me voting foro you

Edge has been in a lot of great matches this year

[Guest bob_barron]

Thats not really encouraging me toi vote for you Bob...

In Janauary Edge was feuding with Regal so you can understand right?

 

RIGHT?

 

To explain my October behaviour- now come on- You can't boo Faarooq. I mean DAMN!

Read this post again and tell me with a straight face that you'd honestly vote this fool in? This guy has posted plenty, but has he ever posted anything relevent, important, or amusing? Fuck no, he is a useless pansy ass fuck. Fuck him and Avril Levigne's twat.

Again- many people liked my song parodies and considered them amusing.

 

And it's Lavigne not Levigne.

[Guest Banky]

Fletch is quickly moving into my favorite for voting...

'Atta girl. See, I am contagious. Its the way it is. I will send shockwaves through this board and make the Establishment number fucking 1.

[Guest bob_barron]

I would also like to mention I've been around since the days of Delphi which makes me pretty established

[Guest Banky]

I would also like to mention I've been around since the days of Delphi which makes me pretty established

No one knew that because you don't have anything special to offer. You blend in with the regular menetonous psoters of this board. You need a personality that seperates you from the rest. You don't have that. You are the stereotypical mark who biasly claims people like William Regal and DBS are the greatest wrestlers ever to step in the ring. Its one thing to say they are your favorites, and its another thing to say they *are* the best. I saw you put Davey Boy as the gereatest wrestler ever in your top 10. Thats plain stupidity. In short, i win.

[Guest bob_barron]

I have never said William Regal was the best worker in the WWE. I know he isn't. But he is my favourite wrestler.

 

And in the ten greatest thing- it didn't say worker, it said wrestler. And to me Bulldog is my all time favourite so I put him at number one.

 

I really don't see what you have to offer and for someone who doesn't care if they make it or not, you sure are acting like you want to be an ESTABLISHED!~ poster

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Name: Rob E. Dangerously (The E stands for Extra-crispy)

 

Why You Should Be A Member Of The Establishment: Inflated post count and because every group has to have a mediocre poster in it. Also, Established posters get the chicks, I only get the whores at the moment. I want to make sure the groupies I get don't have anything nasty.

 

Do You Think DJ Jeff Should Be Banned, Yes or No: I think DJ Jeff should be used as currency in Maximum security prisons. After that, he should be dropped into Harlem in Klan robes. Everything will work out well. He doesn't need to be banned, he can be killed by an angry mob, therefore reducing the time used to ban him.

 

Alternative plan for Jeff: stab him with an umbrella and shoot some ricin into him. It worked in the 70s in London.

 

In conclusion, I should be a member because I said so, and if you dispute this, then you are delusional. I am established, I think, and if I am not, being with other established people will establish me as established.

 

Anyways..

[Guest Banky]

Name: Rob E. Dangerously (The E stands for Extra-crispy)

 

Why You Should Be A Member Of The Establishment: Inflated post count and because every group has to have a mediocre poster in it. Also, Established posters get the chicks, I only get the whores at the moment. I want to make sure the groupies I get don't have anything nasty.

 

Do You Think DJ Jeff Should Be Banned, Yes or No: I think DJ Jeff should be used as currency in Maximum security prisons. After that, he should be dropped into Harlem in Klan robes. Everything will work out well. He doesn't need to be banned, he can be killed by an angry mob, therefore reducing the time used to ban him.

 

Alternative plan for Jeff: stab him with an umbrella and shoot some ricin into him. It worked in the 70s in London.

 

In conclusion, I should be a member because I said so, and if you dispute this, then you are delusional. I am established, I think, and if I am not, being with other established people will establish me as established.

 

Anyways..

Hahaha - is THAT my competition?

 

*Yawn*

 

Isn't it past your bedtime son? Or are you just awake while your mom changes the sheets on the bed you just wet.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Fletch.. I wish you the best. In fact, if you and CWM feel that you want to take your relationship to another level, you can enter a 'same sex union' in Vermont, or Hawaii (or just Vermont)

 

Fletch.. you're the expert on what felliato from CWM feels like. Tell us, does he spit, or swallow?

 

Fletch.. another question, http://www.fletchwon.com does not seem to be a working website (unless having advertisements and 50 links counts as working), When do you plan to realize the URL is http://www.fletchwon.NET ?

 

Another thing.. Haven't you turned from 'fuck the establishment' to trying to get in the establishment? Doesn't that mean you a wishy-washy person who's opinion means as much as a Canadian dollar?

 

Fletch.. which name do you like better: Banky, BDub, Fletch or "You asshole"?

 

Fletchster.. it's 1:37 up here.. second time that's went by. You made some generic tired insults, and they will not stick.

 

Why don't you just steal Zacalex's joke book and start saying my mother is fat?

 

To be established includes to post alot. I have done that. You spring up from time to time with 2.3 posts a day. You call yourself established? Nah, you're just loud

[Guest Banky]

Fletch.. I wish you the best. In fact, if you and CWM feel that you want to take your relationship to another level, you can enter a 'same sex union' in Vermont, or Hawaii (or just Vermont)

 

Fletch.. you're the expert on what felliato from CWM feels like. Tell us, does he spit, or swallow?

 

Fletch.. another question, http://www.fletchwon.com does not seem to be a working website (unless having advertisements and 50 links counts as working), When do you plan to realize the URL is http://www.fletchwon.NET ?

 

Another thing.. Haven't you turned from 'fuck the establishment' to trying to get in the establishment? Doesn't that mean you a wishy-washy person who's opinion means as much as a Canadian dollar?

 

Fletch.. which name do you like better: Banky, BDub, Fletch or "You asshole"?

 

Fletchster.. it's 1:37 up here.. second time that's went by. You made some generic tired insults, and they will not stick.

 

Why don't you just steal Zacalex's joke book and start saying my mother is fat?

 

To be established includes to post alot. I have done that. You spring up from time to time with 2.3 posts a day. You call yourself established? Nah, you're just loud

I invade your soul Rob. I haunt you while you are sleeping. Heck, I am the reson why you wet your bed in the first place. Well, whether it was urine or semen is still yet to be determined. Little boy, I own you. And yes, call me "You Asshole" - it would fit me perfectly.

 

The "Fletch Won" website is not mine, and if I oversighted the address, then I surely apologize. All of those haunting dreams of my Jason Lee avatar seeping into your soul when you sleep must have gotten the better of you.

 

Finally, haven't you read my posts enough to be see I act like a dick to get a reaction out of people. Honestly, and you can bank my words - I could give a flying fuck if I get into the Establishment. I am just acting like a total tool because I want to. Don't tell me my opinion is wishy washy because I am more respected in this joint for my intelligence than you'll ever be. If I wanted to, I could wax intellectual about today's hard pressing issues, but I coose not to. Its not my idea of passing the time on a message board. I am here to piss 'little bed wetting weiner smacks' like you off.

 

Don't try to isnult me, because you are only making a jackass of yourself and everyone else here. You aren't hurting me in the least bit, and if you wanna - I can continue owning you. Simply put, you bore me. Now get the fuck to bed and leave me alone - your incompetence sickens me.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I should be voted in, but then again after Monday...

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I invade your soul Rob. I haunt you while you are sleeping. Heck, I am the reson why you wet your bed in the first place.

 

Take your assumptions and run with them. Hell Fletchy, take your lame useless jokes and run some more. Maybe if you can think up any jokes that are funny, you could always find a new username to switch to. Fletch, you are your biggest fan, and with Cobain around, that's not easy to do

 

Little boy, I own you.

 

Note to Fletch: repeating something does not make it true.

 

And yes, call me "You Asshole" - it would fit me perfectly.

 

If the shoe fits, wear it.

 

The "Fletch Won" website is not mine, and if I oversighted the address, then I surely apologize.

 

Click the links yourself and see. I was just making a note to you on that.

 

All of those haunting dreams of my Jason Lee avatar seeping into your soul when you sleep must have gotten the better of you.

 

Yeah.. Fletch Won.. as long as it doesn't have Chevy "Haven't had a funny performance since 1986" Chase in the movie, it could do well. As for your avatar, you wish it scared people.

 

Finally, haven't you read my posts enough to be see I act like a dick to get a reaction out of people.

 

Yeah.. and that's what trolls like to do also. Although you just love to use the cop-out and say "I was just kidding". Uh huh.. sure.

 

I could give a flying fuck if I get into the Establishment.

 

Same here.. I filled out the form and made it a huge joke. Although, I'm not the one going around insulting people randomly. Maybe I am just too nice of a guy to pull that off.

 

I am just acting like a total tool because I want to.

 

and you can quit anytime you want to... right? hahaha.. nice excuse.

 

Don't tell me my opinion is wishy washy because I am more respected in this joint for my intelligence than you'll ever be.

 

Your intelligence? when the hell have you ever displayed intelligence? Fletch, I could agree if you said "respected for being a dick who posts in NHB", but I am not convinced you can claim respect due to intelligence.

 

If I wanted to, I could wax intellectual about today's hard pressing issues, but I coose not to.

 

I wouldn't mind Fletch talking about the homeless problem in the US. Granted, that's been done before. It would be fun to watch you in a CE thread.

 

Its not my idea of passing the time on a message board. I am here to piss 'little bed wetting weiner smacks' like you off.

 

Yeah.. you're here to be a troll who contributes nothing. Go Banky!

 

Don't try to isnult me, because you are only making a jackass of yourself and everyone else here.

 

Uh huh... sure I am Fletch.

 

You aren't hurting me in the least bit, and if you wanna - I can continue owning you. Simply put, you bore me. Now get the fuck to bed and leave me alone - your incompetence sickens me.

 

Granted, I'm not to the point to trying to hurt you.

 

Fletch.. look into using 'spell check' for your "isnults". It would do alot for your honour.

[Guest Banky]

 

I fail to see any harm in your *flames" toward me. But please, continue trying - I need a good laugh every once and awhile.

 

That is all.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Ugh, not the fighting again. Here's what the ballot looks to be for Monday, and this IS subject to change.

 

By the way CWM, we vote ONE person in, not two.

 

Anyways, what the ballot will probably be(as well as my reasoning):

 

EvenflowDDT(The dude robbed the most in all of this, I feel for some reason. He really is Established.)

 

MarvinIsALunatic(been around long enough, has the cool avatar, posts in just about every folder, very well known.)

 

Razazteca(I don't remember seeing him much in General Chat[i could be wrong], but is a fixture in just about every other folder.)

 

Papacita(Not just for banner-making, he was one of the first people I recognized here, and posts everywhere)

 

Kingpk(He is a quality poster and posts all over, and is a man of his word.)

 

People NOT included(and the reason why):

 

Fletch -- while he'd be a valuable asset as our virtual ICBM to take care of trolls, he can't resist tripping off of RobEDangerously every chance he gets. Dude, you guys fought once, it's over. Established posters don't hold vendettas, unless it's against DJ Jeff or ALina.

 

RobEDangerously -- Returns Fletch's fire.

 

Bob Barron -- Shamelessly sucks up.

 

Sandman9000 -- I wanted to include him, but there are others who must come first, sorry.

 

The Amazing Rando -- One more week of quality posts and you might be in. Just stop telling me about them on AIM, I'll come across them eventually.

 

EL DANDY~! -- a real tough one to bump. I like the guy, but he doesn't really scream Established to me yet.

 

Any others who could be considered Established aren't on there because they don't post much anymore, never come into NHB, or just haven't had their turn yet.

 

CURRENT ESTABLISHMENT MEMBER WHO MAY BE IN TROUBLE: MrRant. Dude, since you got the GIR avatar, you seem to have taken his intelligence as well. I almost expect you to scream for tacos. Seriously, your post quality has dropped miserably, especially in the poll about the Establishment's ego(which I didn't vote in, being a member and all), where all you did was just say "hehehehe" over and over and over again. We have high standards, can't make people think any schmoe can make it in.

 

Once again, I will not be voting in the induction, but the nine Establishment members and single honorary member will by PMing their votes to me. The ballot above is NOT the one that you're using for your voting. That will come out sometime Monday, and results will be posted when I receive all votes.

 

That's my piece on all of this.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MrRant]

You DARE threaten me? The one who was at work and could only make minor posts while dealing with morons all day who don't understand the amount of technical prowess it takes to master "right click?" Me who has created yet another Holy Sunday Funday thread in the Sports folder?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Understandable reasons for not being able to post more, but your stuff seriously was good until you got our mascot.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MrRant]

It also got busy at work after I got our Mascot. Next time I shall send GIR to deal with the morons while I Invader RANT lead the conquest of TSM with my ESTABLISHED~! brethren!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Moron: Um, I'm having trouble with my computer...

 

GIR: I left that at home.

 

Moron: Left what at home?

 

GIR: My computer... memory... stuff.

 

Moron: Left it at home? But why?

 

GIR: To make room for the cupcake!!!

 

(cupcake pops out of GIR's head and he munches it down)

 

Ehh, maybe I was a bit harsh with that trouble business. I won't edit it out, but anyone who reads past it will see that I have taken it back.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MrRant]

I've been watching Invader ZIM before work... after work and DURING work.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Bah, I say that you should vote for me. My greatness, sense of good sportsmanship and humor are well-known and apparent, in print columns and in post. Plus I can freestyle. Since I don't want to go on all day about why you should vote for me, here's my analysis/reasons for why you shouldn't vote for the other contenders, based on their quotes in this very thread...

 

Fletch - "I am the Scott Steiner of the ~Establishment."

Translation: I'm a disgusting has-been who starts fights with random people because years of steroid use has shrunk my genitalia.

 

bob_barron - "I would like to know what I can do to earn your vote CWM"

Translation: I claim to have the right to be established, yet I don't even know enough about my fellow posters to be able to properly grovel.

 

Sandman9000: "Did you not see my sig months ago where I had a picture of Necro Butcher's arm, with a giant chunk of it missing? Who else would have that image proudly displayed in their signature? ... Anywhere there is a topic about blood loss or weapons, I'm there."

Translation: Despite the fact that I've choked more times than Lex Luger and Chris Jericho combined, I'm a disturbed psychopathic blood-mark with no regard for human life; I've definitely got balls and I know my stuff. (note to voters: if for some reason you turn into total freakin' idiots and don't vote for me, VOTE Sandman. Just be prepared to apply the Heimlich often)

[Guest welshjerichomark]

if its not too late i'd like to offer a few reasons as to why i should be in the establishment

 

1)i have class

2)i am one of only 2 welsh people on the entire board

3)i can spell cincinnati

4)i have been here longer than some people

 

etc etc etc

 

edit: dj jeff shoudn't be banned because he is good to take the piss out of ban cuttthroat

[Guest Sassquatch]

I appreciate the mention CWM.

 

I doubt I will get in the ESTABLISHMENT~! on Monday and if I don't then that's cool. One post a day I suppose. Or more like 30 posts a day or something like that

[Guest Midnight Express83]

As of checking Spiff and BPS are the only two people who been here longer than me. And BPS doesn't count since he is a mod in all. And you can't change your join date by whoring up the months. Its something your earn. That Said. I am one of the most Established people on this board. Hell I been around since Delphi, which makes me more ESTABLISHED~! than most of the people here.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Key word being "most" of course.