On Monday A New Member Is voted In

[Guest godthedog]

 

i think the new establishment members should be decided by a single elimination deathmatch tournament among me, loosecannon, evenflow, fletch, AM, and the others, and not some pansy ass voting crap.

[Guest Banky]

Consider me out of this lame-ass Establishment tournie. Its brining out the cattiness in all of these pussy bitch posters. Fuck it, I don't want or need it. So don't pick me.

 

But of course, I'll chime in with who I think deserves it. I'll see through all the bullshit sucking up, and ridiculous whining.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Did somebody say Deathmatch?

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*listens to "Know Your Onion!" then follows it up with a little Bash & Pop...

[Guest LooseCannon]

i think the new establishment members should be decided by a single elimination deathmatch tournament among me, loosecannon, evenflow, fletch, AM, and the others, and not some pansy ass voting crap.

I'll get things started.

 

::kicks godthedog in the head::

[Guest Sandman9000]

Well, this party has turned into another thread where we all assault each other and no-sell everything.

 

I love it.

 

::Smashes lightbulbs over LooseCannon::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Sandman and Loosecannon are neck and neck in who'll I vote for.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*is too busy watching the Nirvana documentary to participate in such heinousity...and it's "all apologies" unplugged..so I MUST watch...*

[Guest Sandman9000]

Means I need to solidify my claim in the best way I know how.

 

 

 

 

Hee hee hee

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

*is too busy watching the Nirvana documentary to participate in such heinousity...and it's "all apologies" unplugged..so I MUST watch...*

*is doing the exact same thing*

[Guest LooseCannon]

::Does a manly blade job::

 

::Punches Sandman in the face and takes his wallet::

 

::Gives Sandman's wallet to CWM::

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I don't know what I ever saw in these 'Battle Royal' type threads.

 

::kicks thread in the balls, takes its lunch money and skips away::

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Sandman is a college student, so there is no dinero in Sandman's wallet. Sandman headbutts LC, getting blood all over both of them::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I don't know what I ever saw in these 'Battle Royal' type threads.

 

::kicks thread in the balls, takes its lunch money and skips away::

Big you were great at these. We miss you Big. Come Home To The OAOAST!

 

*CWM offers Big Cash,jewels,a shot at the world title, and a nirvana poster*

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Noooooooooooooo!!!! /Jim Helwig

[Guest LooseCannon]

::concedes defeat while he still has his stunning good looks::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Starts "Come Home Big" Chant*

[Guest Sandman9000]

VICTORY DANCE~!

 

::Sandman busts out "Billie Jean" and busts a move all over the dance floor, before slipping on the broken glass::

[Guest Sassquatch]

*stands in the background looking imposing with arms crossed*

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

True. Posting a thread about Saliva is a bad idea to begin with because most of the more intelligent people who frequent there listen to relatively obscure music. The metalheads hate nu metal and the indie people dislike all of that stuff on principle. It's a no-win situation.

Actually, is that Saliva thread the only thing we've ever all agreed on?

 

Imagine that. DJ Jeff's stupid ass, bringing metalheads and indie rock fans together. At least that proves we've all got some sense.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

::stands in the background and watches the idiots kill each other::

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Man, if I listened to the music my dad liked when I was growing up...I'd be screwed. There isn't a whole lot of Night Ranger material out there.

Sure there is... there are county fairs in Texas, right? You can probably see Cheap Trick on the same classic rock has-been bill

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

I Get No Respect!

 

Fuck Ya'll!

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I said I'd vote for you...if you showed any interest.

 

It'll be close between you, LooseCannon and Evenflow.

[Guest Kinetic]

Man, if I listened to the music my dad liked when I was growing up...I'd be screwed.  There isn't a whole lot of Night Ranger material out there.

Sure there is... there are county fairs in Texas, right? You can probably see Cheap Trick on the same classic rock has-been bill

Well, I've been to see Joe Walsh, Huey Lewis, REO Speedwagon, and Santana at relatively small festivals over the course of my life. This was pre-Supernatural Santana, mind you; long before everyone was pretending to like him again. The county fair thing must be reserved for people in larger markets. I've never seen anyone but shitty local cover bands at one of those. On are related note, I remember the early Kilborn-era "Daily Show" doing a thing called Jurassic Rock where they'd show tour dates for washed-up old bands. It was pretty funny seeing some of the venues Foghat and their ilk are reduced to playing. Dairy festivals and things like that.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

I said I'd vote for you...if you showed any interest.

 

It'll be close between you, LooseCannon and Evenflow.

::Spits Water::

 

Unlike some people, **CoughBobBarronCough** I don't beg for votes.

 

Plus, I wasn't on all weekend so this is the first time I've seen this tread.

 

btw, I saw Foghat 2 years ago and they still kick ass. Blue Öyster Cult I've seen 4 times and they still put on a damn good show.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

off topic: that white leather title fucking rules.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

so when are we voting

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Surely you can use an Established Prep.

 

I write kickass matchups for OAOAST.

 

And everyone loves Saved By The Bell, so there's another reason.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Plus, Zack's sub-name involves Kool-Aid.