Could someone please tell me...

[Guest Paranoid]

Now I have noticed that DJ Jeff gets fucked with on a regular basis here. Besides the 1 million reasons, could someone tell me why this guy gets such a bad rap, seriously? He seems like an alright guy to me. He made me this kick ass banner and doesn't even know me. I have only been here for a couple of weeks now, but i can't figure out why is so disliked.

[Guest MrRant]

Bad idea for a thread. Now this will turn into 1 million reasons version 2.0 .

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Because he's a ghey ass stalker/loser who everyone hates.

 

Duh.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

do you really wanna know?

[Guest Paranoid]

do you really wanna know?

Yes

[Guest Incandenza]

I think we've decided to go easy on Jeff now. A shame, too, as we'll probably never reach a million.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Oh yeah?

 

*Goes to the thread*

 

It ain't over till it's over.

[Guest Incandenza]

We deserve the right to bash him if he does something exceptionally stupid, however.

[Guest LooseCannon]

As a matter of principle, we need to reach a million. I don't think there should be an official call-off anyway. It's just that the trendy posters have realized that the fad is over. Lesser posters will continue to try to curry favor and look cool by bashing DJ Jeff though. That's the way it always is. If he ever busts out with another "how come did," he'll be fair game of course. It's just not fashionable to go out of your way to flame him anymore though.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

NEWS FLASH:

 

I recieved a PM from TMO. He says he plans on covering the Rise and Fall of Jeff Bashing in his next Review.

[Guest LooseCannon]

I hope he doesn't have a biased account of how it all got started.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I'm sure he won't as his account will only pretain to things on TSM not DDT.

 

Or So He Said.

[Guest Kinetic]

I'd like the record to show that it was Kinetic who first noted that the expiration date on DJ Jeff bashing had long since passed. "How come did" was funny, but it also reeked of desperation for new anti-DJ Jeff material. I was the first to make mention of this. I was.

 

Me.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Noted...or I bet it's been noted.

[Guest Paranoid]

So, basically you guys are saying that there is no reason. He's just an easy target?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I say as soon as we hit 1 million reasons, we can all back off and take a deep breath. But we're so close, we can't stop now when the goal is on the horizon.

[Guest DrTom]

So, basically you guys are saying that there is no reason. He's just an easy target?

As if the "reasons" someone is mocked on an internet nessage board will likely be vaild, meaningful, and deep. Yes, he's an easy target, but he did draw the ire of numerous people early in his tenure here. IIRC, he basically whored his way to 1000+ posts in the first month, "stalked" a girl in General Chat, had a sig full of too many large, pedestrian banners, and volunteered his services as a moderator after about a month.

 

The thing is, everyone has become so used to taking him to task, that he's going to draw some kind of fire no matter what he says. I think Kinetic is right: the Jeff-bashing is past its sell-by date, but you know there are people who love drinking day-old milk.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I'm sure he won't as his account will only pretain to things on TSM not DDT.

 

Or So He Said.

The Mysterious One posted at DDT as well? If I'd've known that I would've stayed longer... he probably just lurked, 'cuz I don't remember him posting often if at all.

[Guest Banky]

Allow me to become everyone's DJ Jeff.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

AoO is right, we can't stop when we really are so close to 1,000,000 reasons.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I agree, We won't stop yet.

[Guest AM The Kid]

He just plain sucks.

[Guest Banky]

He just plain sucks.

Way to hop on the bandwagon.

 

*turns around, leaves the NHB folder*

[Guest AM The Kid]

 

A-hem...

[Guest DJ Jeff]

The answer as to why they flame me is real simple.....

 

They have nothing better to do, so, they choose to flame me. Plus, they're probably just bored. Hey, if I was bored I'd flame someone. So, there's your answer. Now, I know everyone will say something different, but this is the real reason. I mean, do you not have anything better to do but flame someone over the Internet? I didn't think so.

[Guest bob_barron]

I thought you were never gonna return to NHB

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I mean, do you not have anything better to do but flame someone over the Internet? I didn't think so.

well...on my list of preferred things to do....

 

 

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5,362,784,431. Crap out a greyhound bus whilst riding a skateboard.

5,362,784,432. Flame a random person on the internet.

5,362,784,433. Do anything to cause me to crap out a greyhound bus.

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[Guest DJ Jeff]

well...on my list of preferred things to do....

 

 

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5,362,784,431. Crap out a greyhound bus whilst riding a skateboard.

5,362,784,432. Flame a random person on the internet.

5,362,784,433. Do anything to cause me to crap out a greyhound bus.

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You don't flame me, so there's the difference. I'm talking about everyone that flames me everyday basically.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Dude, that WAS a flame. Not to mention his previous subtitle had the now infamous "How come did" in it.

 

And we thought you were never coming back to NHB.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

yeah...but I *was* one of the first people that had to deal with you on a regular basis...

 

...so your petty annoyances (besides 'how come did') don't exactly bother me anymore...

 

just don't be an idiot....or i'll bust out my verbal butane torch...