Storm Predictions, 11/1/02

[Guest Ace309]

GEEZER DEATHMATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Z vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs. Edwin MacPhisto

 

SINGLES MATCH

Perfect Bo vs. Ced Ordonez

 

SINGLES MATCH

Thoth vs. Mak Francis

 

JACK-O-LATERN MATCH

Sacred vs. CIA

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Frost

[Guest Ace309]

GEEZER DEATHMATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Z vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs. Edwin MacPhisto

- Well, Raynor's neck is broken, which you'd think would hurt his workrate, but... considering his moveset....

CHRIS RAYNOR HITS PEOPLE WITH HIS NECKBRACE AND WINS WITH THE WEAKEST ROLLUP EVER

 

SINGLES MATCH

Perfect Bo vs. Ced Ordonez

- Well, on the one hand you have Bo. On the other, Ced. My prediction? At least one of them shows.

BO DANCE DANCE REVOLUTIONIZES CED'S FACE

 

SINGLES MATCH

Thoth vs. Mak Francis

- No prediction.

UNGH.... NEED COFFEE...

 

JACK-O-LATERN MATCH

Sacred vs. CIA

- A... two out of three falls pumpkin match. I see. CIA really needs the win here, and god willing, he'll get inspired to do it.

CIA CARVES THREE TEETH OUT OF SACRED'S MOUTH

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Frost

- Here, you have the purveyor of all things blubbery, up against... the... purveyor of... tequila, I suppose. Should be an excellent matchup, but I predict a Shawn-Michaels style ELM vs. Big Man match in which Frost basically stands still while ELM bumps all around him and then shows him some Mexican Pride.

ELM CAPTURES THE MIDGET, BABY

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

GEEZER DEATHMATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Z vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs. Edwin MacPhisto

- Zenon wins over all the other old poops

 

SINGLES MATCH

Perfect Bo vs. Ced Ordonez

- The mark in me says Ced

 

SINGLES MATCH

Thoth vs. Mak Francis

- Thoth evens the singles score with Mak

 

JACK-O-LATERN MATCH

Sacred vs. CIA

- This match, IMO, favors CIA. But his opponent is Sacred. Toss a three-sided dice and give Sacred 2 of the 3 sides.

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Frost

- The high-flying Mexican over the 300 lb Hosslander

[Guest CED Ordonez]

GEEZER DEATHMATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Z vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs. Edwin MacPhisto

-An SWF Tribute to the Old Man Comedy Match! HUZZAH!! Somebody make me proud!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Perfect Bo vs. Ced Ordonez

-Bo...

 

SINGLES MATCH

Thoth vs. Mak Francis

-Cannot forsake my partner, so Thoth.

 

JACK-O-LANTERN MATCH

Sacred vs. CIA

- I hope those things are lit. Sacred to win, so says The Cedman.

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Frost

-Frost kicks my JTTS ass, but ELM is magnifico. Then again this IS non-title. Hmmm...I'll say Frost, when I really mean ELM. That's the ticket.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Since I'm off this week, I might as well predict....

 

GEEZER DEATHMATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Z vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs. Edwin MacPhisto

-This match just reeks of greatness, in that comedic wrestlecrap sort of way. The only thing that could inmprove this is the addition of another retired wrestler I once had the honor of working with......... Cardboard Comet.

Winner: EVERYONE!!!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Perfect Bo vs. Ced Ordonez

-Tough call here. If Bo writes, it'll be damned hard for Ced to pick up the win, cause Bo is good and CIA is good, but vets tend to win over relative newcomers. But if Bo doesn't give his all and Ced does..... we could have a major upset. Flip a coin and the.....

Winner: TAILS!!!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Thoth vs. Mak Francis

-Uh.... isn't Mak kinda becoming a third Bemani Cross Wizard? Maybe he isn't and I'm just reading too much into it. Maybe he is and he'll wear a pink TuTu and fluff Thoth for this match. ....I'm going to vomit now that I said that....

WINNER: Toilet!!!!

 

JACK-O-LATERN MATCH

Sacred vs. CIA

-CIA is a great dude, and a good writer. That said I think Sacred's coming off a title loss and looking to kill.

Winner: EEEEEEVIIIIIL SAAAAAACREEEEEED~!

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Frost

-This'll be neato right here, possibly match of the night if Sacred doesn't get all bad with his funky self. High-flying World Champ vs. Big light-on-his-feet Icelandic Giant. Frost brand Future Predictors smell an upset.... or is that the penguin chapstick???

WINNER: Frost in an upset

 

so easy when you go by the numbers....

 

no title defenses? That's odd...

 

-Annie

[Guest Muzz]

No showing.

[Guest midnight_burn]

Predictorama Extravaganza.

 

GEEZER DEATHMATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Z vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs. Edwin MacPhisto

-> Z

 

SINGLES MATCH

Perfect Bo vs. Ced Ordonez

-> Perfect Bo

 

SINGLES MATCH

Thoth vs. Mak Francis

-> Mak Francis

 

JACK-O-LATERN MATCH

Sacred vs. CIA

-> CIA

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Frost

-> El Luchadore Magnifico

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

I swear to Jesus that art in heaven that I will have Dissention comments up by tomorrow night.

 

 

GEEZER DEATHMATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Z vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs. Edwin MacPhisto

-I'm saying a four way no show, but I believe Z is the only one fairly conscious and interested right now, so if any of them write something, it will be him.

WINNER: Z BY SUPER MEGA TRIPLE DEFAULT

 

SINGLES MATCH

Perfect Bo vs. Ced Ordonez

-This could be a very interesting encounter. This is a very important match for Ced to show that Thoth is not carrying him and he can stand on his own. However, Bo is one of the guys that should be chasing ELM at the tope of the card and with Sacred seeming to be fading out and JD nowhere to be seen, Bo has a wide open door.

WINNER: BO

 

SINGLES MATCH

Thoth vs. Mak Francis

-I think this could be the match of the night. Mak has really impressed me since being bumped and Thoth appears to be reengerized by being a tag champ. Mak has gotten some big upset wins lately, but I feel a focused Thoth will keep his roll a'rollin'.

WINNER: THOTH

 

JACK-O-LATERN MATCH

Sacred vs. CIA

-Double no-show is very possible. However, CIA did manage to put something together for the ppv and maybe this will jumpstart him into being the writer I know he can be. This is a default win, but if he puts on a fantastic effort it would do him well in moving up the ever shrinking card.

WINNER: CIA

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Frost

-I'm squshing Ash and Ced on the undercard and I get all the love in the world, but put me against a Mexican midget and I get conked on the head by the glass ceiling. I'm jazzed to be facing ELM one on one and his the type of character I write best against, the smaller high flyer. Although I find that I am an procrastinating more and more lately and could very well be facing the sweeping plague of SWF burnout. Eh, we'll see what I can throw together.