Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 31, 2002 Spiny, I said that earlier. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted October 31, 2002 Wait a second, because you use all your available resources, you're a pussy? If you can't fight fair, then yeah you're a pussy. Yeah, there are certain cases (like if you're getting jumped or if the dude pulls out a weapon or something like that), but I hate those cowards that don't have the heart to do shit one on one but they try to play tough guy once they get their friends with them. That's bullshit. Just don't fight, and you'll earn the respect. Pacifism is looked much more highly upon then a fair fight. Plus you should never be out to please the majority. No matter how big a prick the other person is, you shouldn't be a big prick back and stoop to violence.. Not true. Most people I know will look at pacifism as weakness, and that just ends up making the situation worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest spiny norman Report post Posted October 31, 2002 "Not true. Most people I know will look at pacifism as weakness, and that just ends up making the situation worse." Huh, we must know different sorts of people. I have never been in a fight in my life, which is amazing because I am an incredibly annoying guy. That said, people have threatened me before, and I used my brains to outwit them rather than my strength to outfight them. And nobody thinks the less of me, in fact, most see it admirable. If a guy goes around singing hits from Madonna, The Bangles, Sinead O'Connor and Kylie Minogue 24/7, they'd be almost certainties to have their head smashed in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lord of The Curry Report post Posted October 31, 2002 Papacita- In a one on one situation, I'm all for fair fights, but when somebody has 5 guys backing him up and you're alone, I dunno about you but I'm gonna do whatever the fuck it takes to get out of there, if it means groin kicking, hair pulling, scratching, I don't give a shit. My fight story About 4 or so years ago I was with a group of guys and gals at the local skating rink (hey, it's Canada) and we were just doing our thing when I saw a guy fall on his ass. I flew by him laughing my ass off. About 10 minutes later, I find myself boxed in by the guy who fell and four of his friends, who are all threatening meaningless bullshit to me. I probably would have been fucked, but I saw my friend Charlie skating up behind them so I knew I was safe. Charlie is like Dynamite Kid, in the sense that he has a ripped physique that is almost too big for his frame, so he was a slightly agressive guy and when I saw him skating towards me, I knew he'd have my back so I kicked the legs out from under one guy, tackled another and me and him somehow managed to take out 5 guys that were somewhat bigger then us. Oh, I also knocked a kid unconcious in grade 4 with the cast I had on my wrist at the time, but the prick deserved it and I didn't even get punished. Go me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 31, 2002 Hey, it hasn't happened to me yet. Maybe I'm lacking the O'Connor factor. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sassquatch Report post Posted October 31, 2002 Bullies don't mess with ravers. They have cooties. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted October 31, 2002 Huh, we must know different sorts of people. I have never been in a fight in my life, which is amazing because I am an incredibly annoying guy. That said, people have threatened me before, and I used my brains to outwit them rather than my strength to outfight them. And nobody thinks the less of me, in fact, most see it admirable. If a guy goes around singing hits from Madonna, The Bangles, Sinead O'Connor and Kylie Minogue 24/7, they'd be almost certainties to have their head smashed in. I'm not saying you should just start swinging on anybody who pisses you off. I used to be like that when I was younger, and as nice as I am, a lot of people used to look at me like I was the troublemaker. As I got older and learned how to control my temper, I stopped getting into fights. But there are a lot of people out there who will look at someone who doesn't particularly care for fighting as a punk. I can't tell you how many times I've heard people say "So and so is a chump cuz he let so and so talk about him mom". I remember a specific fight I got into in school where I got called a punk simply because I didn't wanna get in trouble for fighting in the classroom (despite the fact that I tried to finish it twice after school and the dude backed down both times...let me stop bitching. lol). And while I feel it's good to just let things slide sometimes, I don't believe that you should just sit back and let people do anything they want to you without a fight. There are times where you've gotta stand up and fight for yourself, because otherwise people will walk all over you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted October 31, 2002 Papacita- In a one on one situation, I'm all for fair fights, but when somebody has 5 guys backing him up and you're alone, I dunno about you but I'm gonna do whatever the fuck it takes to get out of there, if it means groin kicking, hair pulling, scratching, I don't give a shit. Well yeah. Standing up for yourself is one thing, but I'm not taking an ass kicking if I don't have to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted October 31, 2002 Be careful. You never know if the guy you fight has a weapon or not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 31, 2002 Bah, if it's not one on one, it's a bitch fight. There's nothing wrong with brawling with some dumbass that thinks they're hot shit, and knocking their block off. I'm glad that around here, people don't try that shit with getting all of their buddies in on it, if two people have a beef that isn't going to get sorted out, throw some punches and settle it. It's better than getting a gaggle of shitheads together with knives and guns. Personally, I prefer the headbutt, yeah, it hurts a little, but it will break a nose or a tooth 90% of the time, plus it makes you out to be a crazy fuck, so that shortens the total fight time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lord of The Curry Report post Posted October 31, 2002 Agent- I have to agree on the headbutt thing. It takes some balls to just smash your head into somebody else's and the rep you'll get from doing it is "This guy is psycho, watch out for his patented headbutt." Knees are where it's at for me, though. Anybody has their head even slightly lowered in a fight with me best watch the fuck out, because my knee is coming up in your face. I had a guy try and dive at my legs once and I just brought my knee up........then down on the top of his head. The fight stopped there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted October 31, 2002 Personally, I prefer the headbutt, yeah, it hurts a little, but it will break a nose or a tooth 90% of the time, plus it makes you out to be a crazy fuck, so that shortens the total fight time. That brings back memories. Once me and my friend got into a fight. I was winning the fist fight when all of a sudden he backs up and says (I swear to God, no lie) "Time to use the power of the BUFFALO!" Then just charged at me with his head down and butted the hell outta me. He rammed me up against the wall a couple of times...and the back of my head hit the wall and I went down. That shit *HURT*!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted October 31, 2002 Personally, I prefer the headbutt, yeah, it hurts a little, but it will break a nose or a tooth 90% of the time, plus it makes you out to be a crazy fuck, so that shortens the total fight time. That brings back memories. Once me and my friend got into a fight. I was winning the fist fight when all of a sudden he backs up and says (I swear to God, no lie) "Time to use the power of the BUFFALO!" Then just charged at me with his head down and butted the hell outta me. He rammed me up against the wall a couple of times...and the back of my head hit the wall and I went down. That shit *HURT*!! You're friend sounds like a video game character or something, channeling his "special power". Only fights I've been in have been in instances where I used self-defense. I remember one time when I was about 11 at a Halloween party, this one kid my age and 2 other kids slightly older cornered me for some reason, just trying to look cool. I grabbed the kid who was my age (and slightly smaller than me), picked him up by his shirt with both hands, and just tossed him backwards while the other two watched on. The kids mom/guardian whoever comes running over like I'm the bad guy in all this, but luckily I had witnesses saying they were giving me crap. There was another time in middle school (6th grade, or maybe early 7th) where this one kid was being a jackass in gym class, trying to "pants" the other guys. When he attempted it on me, I shoved him away and mouthed off something, only to have him lunge at me. I dodged the shot, gave the kid a knee to the gut, and put him on his ass with a sidekick. Gym teacher runs over to "break it up" (funny since the fight was over, and EVERYONE told the guy I didn't start it) and sends us to the office. We get there, and they want to suspend ME since I was seen kicking the kid. The principal then made me get on the phone and call my house, but no answer. So he made me call my sister's school (where my mom was PTO President) and get my mom on the phone, thus making her think something was wrong. So now my mom is all worried, and I tell her what happens. She goes into "Moody mom mode" and tells me to put the principal on the phone, then proceeds to bitch him out for picking on good kids who use self defense and being afraid of the actual troublemakers in the school. The end result:I didn't get suspended, the other kid got in trouble for the whole deal, and the middle school principal kissed my ass all through middle school and freshman year of high school (he transferred there the same year I was a freshman, and I got away with quite a few things one more than one occasion thanks to his newfound "respect" lol). Nowadays when fighting, it's a whole new ball game. As someone who has fairly extensive martial arts training (I went to Tae Kwon Do, kickboxing and kenpo for a total of about 11 years), these days you never know who is going to come back at you with a weapon, or how many people you'll be dealing with. These days it's better to keep a cool head and not drop to the other person's level. Also, once you pass that special ol' age of 18, these things aren't just wham bam suspension or my mom is gonna call your mom...you're talking charges. I've been in several situations in the last few years where I thought I was going to have to fight (and in one particular case, REALLY wanted to), but I just shot them down verbally rather than physically. Last time I checked, you can't get hauled off for telling someone they were an abortion that lived. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted November 1, 2002 How to avoid getting in fights in the Midwest: Wear black and keep your mouth shut. I swear, during gym when all possible, I sit in the corner by the rolled up wrestling mats, and today a couple girls came up and started talking to me (girls in my school do that sometimes for whatever reason, but I can tell you that it's not because I'm cute, trust me) and one of them offhandedly mentioned that I was so quiet and ppl were afraid to come talk to me. I said I didn't care, but I really liked the fact that ppl were afraid of me. Especially because some other kids wear all black and have the spiked collars, but people don't seem afraid of them. I'm tellin' ya, wear black and shut the hell up and ppl will fear you. It's worked for me thus far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest What? Report post Posted November 1, 2002 About 4 or so years ago I was with a group of guys and gals at the local skating rink (hey, it's Canada) and we were just doing our thing when I saw a guy fall on his ass. I flew by him laughing my ass off. About 10 minutes later, I find myself boxed in by the guy who fell and four of his friends, who are all threatening meaningless bullshit to me. I probably would have been fucked, but I saw my friend Charlie skating up behind them so I knew I was safe. Charlie is like Dynamite Kid, in the sense that he has a ripped physique that is almost too big for his frame, so he was a slightly agressive guy and when I saw him skating towards me, I knew he'd have my back so I kicked the legs out from under one guy, tackled another and me and him somehow managed to take out 5 guys that were somewhat bigger then us. Did you have to laugh at him? FIGHT STORY!! About two monthes ago, I was in Arizona where my friend lives. He's an incredibly good skateboarder, but for some odd reason, many people mock him for it, saying shit like he sucks and that crap. He usually just lets it slide, but this one fucker hates him for being better. My friend (we'll call him Todd) somehow 360 flipped this six stair that the guy (Anton) had been trying to ollie for the past twenty minutes. Now, Todd isn't a nice guy unless you earn his respect. Everyone at the spot had earned Todd's respect by just being good guys and being good skaters. Anton was a prick that would constantly throw his board after messing up a trick, and that got on Todd's nerves. So, Anton tries to ollie the stair set and succeeds. He's screaming "FUCK YEAH!" and shit like that, and Todd claps politely, seeing as the guy landed it. Common courtesy. Anton then walks back up the stairs and starts calling Todd a fucker, saying shit like "You think you're so fucking cool?! You aren't you stupid fuck!" So, Todd stops clapping and smiles, shaking his head. "Whatever, dude...nice ollie..." he says, and he proceeds to frontside flip the six stair. Everyone goes nuts, and Anton is fucking furious. Todd walks back up the stairs, smiling, slapping hands with people, and Anton comes up from behind and sucker-punches him. Todd falls to the ground, holding his head, and Anton starts kicking him. Now, Anton's a big guy, and Todd's a pale, scrawny dude. This is the mis match of the century. Since Todd's my best friend and all, I walk up to Anton and push him away, saying "Back the fuck up, shithead" (common insults...you know how it is) as I proceed to check on Todd. Anton then starts laughing, and says "Fucking Mick deserved it. Stupid fucking poser!" Now, I'm Irish, and I don't take kindly to the name "mick", so I jump up and punch Anton in the face. He falls back against the rail, and I continue to kick him in the face, screaming "See what a Mick can do, you fat fuck?!" This continues till Todd gets up and pulls me off. I then grab Anton's board and throw it as hard as I can, and it lands in the pond nearby. Todd then delivers a kick to Anton's ribs so hard, that Anton actualy throws up... Great night...Absolutely awesome. It was all Mafia-ish and shit...awesome shit... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HBK16 Report post Posted November 1, 2002 If I learned anything from this fight is to not fight with a $60 hooded sweater that you like. Half of the hood got ripped. I was pissed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest big Dante Cruz Report post Posted November 1, 2002 I haven't been in a real fight in a long time. I've been in martial arts for almost eleven years now. I'm fairly big as well, 6'3, around 220 lbs. Lotsa background in TaeKwonDo as well as wrestling, grappling, boxing and Muy Thai training. Anyway, actual story. I was sitting in class minding my own buisness. Now, when I was little, about five, my dad was in a car wreck where a thoroughbred horse tried to jump the car and came down on his side and compressed vertabrae. Now, imagine how badly that will screw up a little kid. So, I'm sitting in class and the resident idiot/loudmouth starts making fun of me about it. That point, my conscious thought just quit. All I had was a little piece in the back of my mind watching it and the animal part of me just took over. I made a spearhand and waited for him to turn around. I was seriously going to put my hand through his windpipe and probably not stop to think about it. That's got to be how psychos feel. Anyway, if it hadn't been for the teacher, I would've done it. He finally gets up to leave and I started following him because I wanted to HURT him, plain and simple. No one ever tried to provoke me into a fight after that. But for me, the big thing would be throwing elbows. You could do more than double the damage with an elbow strike than you could with a punch. As for this whole honorable fighting thing, screw that. If you're going to fight with me, I'm going to end the fight and leave. If that means I'm going to lead off with an eye gouge and use a sidekick on your jaw, so be it. If I'm in a fight, there's a good reason and I don't see any reason for it to go on any longer than it has to. Unless of course it's my girlfriend's brother. I'd put him on the floor and bitchslap him all day long. Trust me, if you beat up on your sister just because you can, you deserve it. I kinda feel bad because I'm almost looking forward to him threatening to hit her, so I can hit him... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 1, 2002 ...I was winning the fist fight when all of a sudden he backs up and says (I swear to God, no lie) "Time to use the power of the BUFFALO!" Then just charged at me with his head down and butted the hell outta me... Oh my god, that's one of the funniest fucking things I've ever read. That seriously had me in tears, because I can definitely imagine someone yelling shit like that. I watched a fight one time where a dude pinned some fucker, and started punching him in the dome. The best part, he made SOUND EFFECTS~! when he was doing it. Right, left, right, left, and the whole time, he's going "Biff, Psh, Pap, Pow, Bff." It had everyone who was watching crawling for breath from laughing so hard. I don't know any karate or anything, but I can take shots to the head all the live long day, and not drop. Plus I've broken my nose several times through accidents and sheer stupidity, so that doesn't bother me. Still, I like to avoid a fight when possible, but there's no reasoning with a stupid drunk, so I figure just floor 'em if they're going to be pointless and be an ass. It's for their own good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Son of Sting Report post Posted November 1, 2002 Fight stories..... got to love them. There are more but these are the ones i can remember of the top of my head. At secondary school i was quite nerdish looking, tall,glasses,bad hair (thank god i have changed a lot). Anyway the class wigger thought he would have a crack at me and started with the name calling and so forth, i can normally brush that kind of thing of. He then started calling my mother names which got my temper up and then to set me of, he spat in my face. I run after him threw him against a wall and landed some good punches i began to walk of when the little shit tackled me from behind and sent me flying down a 10 foot drop onto concrete. I banged my head and smashed my ribs up good, my left side of my body was bleeding badly. By the time i got back up there was a big crowd and the teachers were there. I got suspened for a grand total of one day and the other kid got kicked out. In collage a friend of a friend had his bike stolen from outside the school. He was pretty sure it was this group of a guys that used hang around the area. One lunch time we were in the park and the boy i knew said something to this group of guys, who proceded to jump him, while his friends just stood and watched. Me and my friends were walking some way ahead, ran back to brack it up. We started to walk of and got outside the park when we looked behind and saw this group of guys runing at us throwing bricks. The boy the guys wanted started to run of and ran into a Kebab shop. The owner of the shop wanted him to get out because they were throwing more bricks, one brick smashed a window which drew all the people from the shop out after these guys. All of a sudden about ten more of these guys showed on bikes and a huge three way brawl broke out in the street between my group of friends, this gang and the people from the shop. After a few minutes the police got there and me and my friends got out of there fast. The boy i knew had to go to hospital to check his head. He left the college for fear of an other attack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted November 1, 2002 That brings back memories. Once me and my friend got into a fight. I was winning the fist fight when all of a sudden he backs up and says (I swear to God, no lie) "Time to use the power of the BUFFALO!" Then just charged at me with his head down and butted the hell outta me. He rammed me up against the wall a couple of times...and the back of my head hit the wall and I went down. That shit *HURT*!! I've always wanted to get into a fight in the last few years just so I can scream "KAIIIIIIIIIOOOO-KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!" at any point that we back off for a moment. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted November 1, 2002 this one time these 2 kids were fighting outside the school and one of them had a blowpop in his mouth. Why in the hell would you fight someone when you have a savory-gumfilled sucker candy thing in your mouth? They fell over this railing onto some concrete and I couldn't tell if he was bleeding from the mouth or if it was from the Blowpop or both. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HBK16 Report post Posted November 1, 2002 Theres a lot of fights at my school. For some reason, the firls fights are always more violent than the guys. These girls bang each others head on the lockers and drag each other by the hair. It gets really violent when they fight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sassquatch Report post Posted November 1, 2002 I have some vivid memories of chicks fighting with one another. HBK16 is *dead* on with his assessment of how girl fights seem to be more violent than guy fights most of the time. He's right. The fights I have seen with chicks involved have just been absolutely horrendous and brutal in every way possible. When a chick actually gets into a fight, they look to finish it in violent fashion. Hair pulling, breast grabbing, use of near-by objects, biting, eye gouging, throat jabs, kicks to the head, are things I have seen used many times in the past. Brutal indeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted November 2, 2002 that's because guys try to look all cool and tough, with yellings of 'What?!" as someone said before. When girls fight, they just BEAT ASS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted November 2, 2002 We should have a fake "Wha? Wha?" flamewar in NHB and bump shoulders. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted November 2, 2002 "What?!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 2, 2002 Girl fights are so sexy. That's if they're hot. If they're grotesquely obese, then it's just damn good family entertainment. They're always bloody as hell, too, and most of the time, those crazy bitches don't stop when someone gets knocked down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kingkamala Report post Posted November 2, 2002 I once(very idiotically) got in a fight with a 250 pound kid(my age nonetheless) when I was 12. I was winning the fight but cause the kid was so damn slow but the teacher had to break it up*shakes fist at teacher*. Well here's what happened. Teacher: You two are going to the principal's office! Me: I don't feeeeeell soo good *pukes on command* I got dismissed from school with no punishment that day . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted November 3, 2002 What happened to the good old days of fighting to the death with swords? pussies... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EricMM Report post Posted November 3, 2002 hell yeah fighting chicks are psycho. Story from my highschool. So this one chick has "beef" with this other chick. She sees said chick sitting in the hallway, talking to her friends. She walks up and STOMPS~! on the ankle of the girl, breaking it. Dude. Girls, don't get them mad. I'm sure they'd stomp your balls, or something, squash 'em like grapes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
