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The one and only Smackdown! thread for 31st Oct02


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I have not watched Smackdown in awhile, so I ask, "When did John Cena stop sucking?"

Pretty much since he turned heel. The guy was born to be a heel, if you ask me.

 

-Duo

Guest Dmann2000
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Vince please listen MATTITUDE = SPOTZ ENTERTAINMENT we like :-)

Guest Dmann2000
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excuse me I meant SPORTZ ENTERTAINMENT, SPOTZ ENTERTAINMENT is Jeff's field of expertise, or at least was

Guest AndrewTS
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Notice Matt can wrestle too. :P

 

Making him better in every way than his brother.

Guest Dmann2000
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Whoever said Matt was the Marty Jannetty of the Hardyz, I have some crow for you. Perhaps you would like to eat it

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Show's going to do something to Lesnar that's never been done before? What, beat him in a porkchop eating contest?

Funniest non-Mattitude-related-quote all night!

 

-Duo

Guest AndrewTS
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Show's going to do something to Lesnar that's never been done before? What, beat him in a porkchop eating contest?

HAH!

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JOEY NUMBAS MAKE'S HIS RETURN!

 

See, THIS is why Smackdown is cool.

No, Smackdown is cool because:

 

-No HHH.

 

-No HHH molesting mannequins.

 

-No HHH doing bad venteliquest acts.

 

-No mock-HHH getting things pulled out of his ass.

 

-Did I mention no HHH?

 

-Duo

Guest HartFan86
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In the past 2 months....Matt Hardy has not only gotten out of the shadow of his brother....he's fucking light years away from Jeff Hardy. He has an awesome character, better wrestling skills, and quite an entertainer. Fucking awesome.

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Show's going to do something to Lesnar that's never been done before? What, beat him in a porkchop eating contest?

Big Show reminds me of a yearly contest around Superbowl time that we hold in Philly...

 

It's called the Wing Bowl.

Guest AndrewTS
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Brawling on the knees, then a dropkick, cool move from Tajiri.

 

YOU CAN'T BEAT MATTITUDE THOUGH!!

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JOEY NUMBAS MAKE'S HIS RETURN!

 

See, THIS is why Smackdown is cool.

No, Smackdown is cool because:

 

-No HHH.

 

-No HHH molesting mannequins.

 

-No HHH doing bad venteliquest acts.

 

-No mock-HHH getting things pulled out of his ass.

 

-Did I mention no HHH?

 

-Duo

Well, nowadays anyway.

 

Unfortunately, we had to deal a while back with The Lame on Smackdown.

 

And Smackdown STILL was a mostly better show.

Guest AndrewTS
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WHOA!! Ric Flair would be proud of that mule kick.

 

TWIST OF FATE!! That is all, thank you.

 

...they saw WRESTLECRAP!!

Guest Nevermortal
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Bischoff in the Vince voice sounded like Kevin Nash.

Guest AndrewTS
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...WHAT THE FUCK?!!/

 

Now Bisch's breath reeks of Hunter's cocksweat.

Guest Dmann2000
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Bischoff kisses Stef...and she likes it?!?! All I can say is HUNH?!?

Guest Nevermortal
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That Asian chick in the Gundam commercial is someone that would never even touch as something ridiculous as that.

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