You're Fired!

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

This hasn't happened to me, but a friend of mine in grade 8's sister came to school on a "take your relative to school day" and told quite the funny/disgusting story.

 

*Warning- Sick but funny content ahead*

 

 

 

 

 

So the sister works at a funeral home, she dresses the bodies, cleans them sometimes etc. So one day one of her co-workers was supervising a visitation for some old geezer who'd kicked it a few days earlier. Now, unbeknownst to the family of the geezer, the guy had somehow managed to sneak a can of pumpkin pie filling into the funeral home and then place a sizeable portion of it around the dead bodies ass area. Not in the pants, just hidden from the view of others.

 

Now, I'm assuming you guys know what pumpkin pie mix looks like when mushed up and such. It looks like shit. Feces. Poop. So, while visitation rights for the body was going on, the guy who was supervising proceeded to reach into the coffin around the ass area where the filling was hidden, pull out a gigantic chunk of it in front of all the relatives and snack away on it.

 

From the way the girl described it, pandemonium ensued in the home. Some people fainted, some screamed, many vomited. The guy............oh, you better believe he was fired. What a way to go, eh?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Oh my fucking god.

 

That's the winner.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Jesus Christ, that blows mine out of the water. Close this thread, we've reached the high point.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

YES!!!

 

I WIN! I BEAT THE SMARK KIDS! I BEAT THE SMARK KIDS!!

 

*falls down, crushing Star Wars figures*

 

I bent my Wookie.......

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Yeah that takes the pie filling. Wow!

[Guest ant_7000]

About six years ago, I got fired at a Six Flags (Great America) and end up getting arrested after I snapped. Now, Im banned for life eventhough I used to hangout in employee parking lot.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

Damn. What did you do?...

[Guest ant_7000]

Security were questioning me for 4 hours. They accused me of stealing money when I wasn't. They also were saying that they were investigating me the year before but never got to me. They said they had me on tape and everything, then I ask could I see tape and they said no. After 4 hours I said fuck it im going to get fired anyway no matter what, so I said yeah I was stealing just so I can leave. Then I snapped because they wanted to do paper work after 4 hours questioning me and I kicked a mini table out of frustration at the guy and ran off, I went to the place where I was working at to tell my friend to take my stereo (which the cops broke off the attenna off my stereo im still mad at that) and thats where I got arrested in the place I was working at. And thats not all because my friend ends up getting fired as well because he snapped after I got arrested. I ended up getting banned from the park in which I probably could get in if I wanted to, and I also had to go to court and getting charge for Battery(for kicking the table at the guy) and was fine a 100 bucks in which to this day I have never paid the fine. Its been 6 years since that happend.

[Guest HBK16]

I haven't had too many jobs. Pizza place, Long Johns Silvers, and AMC. Quit the first two and still working for AMC. Its been maybe 4 and a half months and I was awarded the employee of the quarter last month.

[Guest Choken One]

I have never been fired but I fired about 30 people in the last 6 months...alot with Wife and Kids. That is the hard part of the gig.

[Guest HorsemenGlory]

My first job at a hardware store when I was 16....the owner was an old white man, who hated everyone who wasn't white. (im Italian) Well I came in one day and he thought I was drunk, i repeatedly told him I wasnt. So he asked me to piss in a cup, which I did except it was his coffee cup.