WWE Wrestlers on "Blind Date" Next Week

[Guest TheArchiteck]

"That porkchop you ordered look mighty tasty."

 

Brock should be on there.

[Guest Brian]

Geet him good gurl!

[Guest cynicalprofit]

They should have put big show their with a dittzy blonde girl.

 

"So, like, is your thingy, like, as, like, big as, like, you?"

 

Oh the hilarity of TE memebers earning their spots by going on TV shows that dont involve wrestling. They should have made Scott Hall re-earn his spot by doing this.

[Chunk 0]

Stone Cold (What? :smack: What? :smack: -----I am so going to Hell for that one.)

That was gold! Out of order, but pure GOLD! Had me in stitches

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Sounds like quality entertainment.

 

If only it had been in character. BD has just be re-launched in the UK. I believe you now get the chance to ditch your date after you've seen them.

 

Could you imagine someone seeing Jackie Gayda and saying "WHAT! Youve got to be kidding me! DITCH! DITCH! DITCH! DITCH!" That would be harsh, but funny

 

ChUnK!

What happens then? If one person ditches, how do the fill the time?

 

Random Blonde Girl: "Hey, you're kinda cute, what hobbies do you like to do?"

 

Jeff: "I like to paint myself"

 

Random Blonde Girl: "So, what was your family life like?"

 

Jeff: "Don't touch me!"

 

(5 minutes of silence go by.....)

 

Jeff: "I wrote you a poem...."

 

I'd pay to see it

LOL.

 

Oh the hilarity of TE memebers earning their spots by going on TV shows that dont involve wrestling. They should have made Scott Hall re-earn his spot by doing this.

TNA already is, except I don't think they'll be taping it.

[Chunk 0]

Sounds like quality entertainment.

 

If only it had been in character. BD has just be re-launched in the UK. I believe you now get the chance to ditch your date after you've seen them.

 

Could you imagine someone seeing Jackie Gayda and saying "WHAT! Youve got to be kidding me! DITCH! DITCH! DITCH! DITCH!" That would be harsh, but funny

 

ChUnK!

What happens then? If one person ditches, how do the fill the time?

I've never actually watched it. But, i think if you ditch your first choice, you have to take the second choice (i.e. of one of the two left behind the screen). Making it kind of like a gamble. You may not like the person you pick, but the 2nd choice could be even worse.

 

I think thtas how it works.

 

ChUnK!

[JasonX 0]

How come its all the Tough Enough people?

Perhaps because they:

 

1. Are all single in real life IIRC...

 

2. Are young and fit the demographics that Blind Date is wanting...

 

3. Were on MTV programming, giving them a bit more of a higher profile than say a Brock Lenser or Matt and Jeff Hardy or Molly Holly or Edge...

 

4. Have had their real personalities showcased on TV so that their respective dates would automatically know that Chris just plays an obnoxious jerk who defines his existence by where he went to school on TV and isn't like that in real life and that Nidia just plays the roll of a trailer park nymphomaniac on TV and isn't like that in real life...

[Guest jester]

I'll bet Jackie Gayda somehow manages to blow a spot.

 

"Madam, are you ready to order now?"

 

"Huh? What?"

[Guest Vyce]

Random Blonde Girl: "Hey, you're kinda cute, what hobbies do you like to do?"

 

Jeff: "I like to paint myself"

 

Random Blonde Girl: "So, what was your family life like?"

 

Jeff: "Don't touch me!"

 

(5 minutes of silence go by.....)

 

Jeff: "I wrote you a poem...."

 

I'd pay to see it

That's some funny shit right there.

 

BTW, Chunk - where'd you get your sweet Hurricane sig?