Missy Hyatt sex auction

[Guest converge241]

from the Torch:

 

Missy Hyatt is the grand prize of something called "The Sex Lottery" at Slamhost.com. According to the website, players can purchase three lottery tickets for $3.95, with the winner receiving a paid round trip ticket to Reno, Nevada for three days and two nights with Hyatt. [Thanks (we think) to PWTorch.com reader Otto Heuer]

 

If i had a time machine and could go back to ECW Sandman days i might actually think about it

[Guest Jonathan Barber]

This is actually news from about a month ago, which is when I first heard about it.

[Guest Kingpk]

Is the clinic visit and penicillin included?

[Guest Ravenbomb]

yeah, and a paper bag?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

$3.95 for a trip to Reno AND sex? Sign me up!

 

(holds up flaming shield)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest razazteca]

she needs to go to the Howard Stern Show to promote this! Are other Wrestle Vixxxens included in the package?

[Guest cynicalprofit]

My gf said it was ok, so sign me up.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Eh, I'd probably still do her. Depends on if I've got some alone time with a bottle of Jagermeister.

[Guest Sandman9000]

AoO, you'd probably be better off doing the bottle.

 

Be cleaner, too.

[Guest dc_tapes]

My friend gave me an "autographed" Missy Hyatt WCW card from 91 and damn was she HOT. I can't believe she went from looking like that to looking like this.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

You know, I hadn't seen Hyatt's picture in a while, so I was wondering why all the hate was going on in here... Then I saw that pic, so lemme give you a sort of narration of how that went...

 

 

Aw c'mon guys.... her body isn't that bad, lemme just clear the load glitch that Opera does so I can see her JESUS CHRIST KILL IT~!

 

.... I heard that Sytch had kinda let herself go, but FUCK! Did Hyatt let herself go, then smash her face on a cliff and find a way to let herself go all over again???

 

....wow. Please note, that as a woman I'm usually very very leniant and the way women look because -I'm- not perfect. But CHRIST is that awful. ...wow.

 

just wow.

 

-Annie

[Guest franchise632]

Dude if this was like circa '89-'91 I would totally be all over it. But its not and Missy is making a run at Micheal Jackson as the person with the most and worst plastic surgery on the planet.

[Guest the 1inch punch]

vomits after seeing that picture

[Guest Slingshot Suplex]

from the Torch:

 

Missy Hyatt is the grand prize of something called "The Sex Lottery" at Slamhost.com. According to the website, players can purchase three lottery tickets for $3.95, with the winner receiving a paid round trip ticket to Reno, Nevada for three days and two nights with Hyatt.

$3.95 and 30 seconds worth of labor for 3 days and 2 nights in Reno......whoo-hoo!

[Guest Slingshot Suplex]

The next publicity stunt should be offering herself to the show Fear Factor and the contestants have to have sex with her

[Guest Special K]

Dear, God, she used to be pretty... What the hell happened? How's she age 20 years in 5?

[Guest Nevermortal]

Jesus Christ....what the hell?

 

She used to look like this:

 

[Guest BorneAgain]

(After seeing picture)

 

I mean jesus, I'd rather fuck francine than go near her

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Shes gonna be on Judge Mathis friday or monday.

On the preview..she looked like the pic Nevermortal posted.

[Guest dreamer420]

Eww. You'd have to triple wrap your dick before sticking it in her.

 

Personally I wouldn't want to screw a chick that has been with Kevin Nash.

[Guest The Son of Sting]

That picture is scary.

[Guest LJSexay]

SOMEONE KILL IT

[Guest imajackoff?]

'See what screwing Jason Hervey for a extended period of time will do to a gal?

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Forgive me Lord, but GOD DAMMIT~! I'm going into that Sex Auction and I am bringing not one, but TWO Magnums, and I'm not talking condoms either. She really looks like she needs to put out of her misery in that latest pic.

[Guest NoCalMike]

so did Missy and Tammy still end up making the Triple X porno they advertised?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I still say $3.95 is a good price for a weekend vacation to Reno and sex.

 

Look at it this way: She isn't grossly obese or geriatric.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

AoO, you'd probably be better off doing the bottle.

 

Be cleaner, too.

Dude, that shit would probably be pretty tight. The Jager bottle, I mean. They've got a pretty small opening. Maybe she'd be into it, if she digs the whole rectangular style shit.

 

Look at it this way: She isn't grossly obese or geriatric.

 

That ain't stoppin' me. It's the whole $3.95 thing that's got me flustered.

 

Remember, the fatter the berry, the sweeter the juice, erm, I mean, the OLDER the berry, the sweeter the juice.

 

Maybe it's both.

[Guest Sturgis]

Look at it this way: She isn't grossly obese or geriatric.

 

That ain't stoppin' me. It's the whole $3.95 thing that's got me flustered.

 

Remember, the fatter the berry, the sweeter the juice, erm, I mean, the OLDER the berry, the sweeter the juice.

 

Maybe it's both.

You frighten me with words like that.

 

And I'm with Kotzenjunge on his quote so I'd do her cuz I haven't had sex since May and that's a long time.

[Guest AndrewTS]

$3.95 is waaaaay more than anyone should have to pay to have sex with Missy Hyatt. Especially when so, so, so many have gotten it for free.

 

Plus there's the danger of falling in.

[Guest dreamer420]

ahh, the toothpick down the grand canyon.