The one and only Smackdown thread for Nov 7th 02

[Guest papacita]

No catfight?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Wait.......this makes Dawn Marie Torrie's mom!!

[Guest Nevermortal]

8 Crazy Nights looks so fucking funny.

[Guest Trivia247]

TAZ was GOD of Suplexes

 

 

But Tazz is becoming the Prophet of Commentary.

 

All praise his Name...and Joey Numbers

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I love how Cole kept wanting us to look at Al, but Tazz was like no look at Dawn!!

 

Cole has to be gay.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

So let me guess what happen's next,

 

Al Wilson finds out that he's a billionaire, and goes in shock and dies.

 

Then, Dawn Marie and Torrie Wilson go to Court over who gets Al's Money.

 

Dawn Marie wins, changes her name to Dawn Marie Wilson Nicole, goes on a eating spree, gets fat, and gets her own Reality TV Show on MTV right after Tough Enough.

[Guest SP-1]

You know, Big Show sounds like a sack of rocks in a dryer when he yells.

[Paul Stanley 0]

OHHH YEAHHHH..Matt hates cold weather!

[Guest Nevermortal]

Matt Hates Cold Weather!

[Guest SP-1]

"Matt Hates Cold Weather"

 

Gold.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Matt Hardy Version 1.

[Guest Eagan469]

Matt hates cold weather!

 

GOLD

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

He scored a 1330 on his SAT's. What did Jeff score?

[Paul Stanley 0]

How much time before HHH dyes his hair like Matt's and holds him down?

[Guest HartFan86]

Tazz saying "WHAT?" to Al was one of the best things he's done since being on commentary.

 

MC and Tazz were awesome during the whole Al/Dawn Marie segment. You can tell they have really improved.

 

"Matt Hates Cold Weather"

 

"Matt Scored 1330 on his SAT'S"

 

God.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Matt Scored 1330 on his SATs!

 

That's um...200 more than me

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Man I made a 1000 even on my SAT.

 

Matt Hardy's eating Big Show's nose!!

[Paul Stanley 0]

So much for that.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Die Big Show, ya big fat fuck....

[Guest HartFan86]

Oh god....time for another boring Big Show promo

[Guest SP-1]

Holy crap! Did Matt actually bite down on Show's nose?!

[Guest Nevermortal]

Haha, did Show blade his nose?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

What was the point of that? They could have atleast done like they did for Taker and have Matt set up Big Show for a Brock attack.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Brock - 1

 

Televisions - 0

[Guest Trivia247]

Hmmm No Commercial Break?

[Guest HartFan86]

Sweet! Time for ****+ match.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Damn what did that TV do to Brock?

 

Time for match of the night!!!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

BROCK HATES TV SETS!

 

...wow...no commercial break there.

 

ANGLE GETS A NEW SET OF TIGHTS......not sure if I like them though.

[Guest Trivia247]

Home of the Buck eyes!!

[Guest CanadianChris]

Have they changed the new tag belts ALREADY?? They look different somehow.