Can you do impersonations?

[Guest Ravenbomb]

I can do Cartman, Towelie, and when I was younger I could do a perfect Croc Hunter impression. But alas, I stopped doing it for whatever reason and now I sound nothing like him.

[Guest Flyboy]

No.

 

I did the infamous Jeff Hardy rattle after his ladder match with Taker, but other than that, no.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Oh no, Flyboy, I'm the dude who does the half-dead Jeff the best. I proved that in the Raw voice chat.

 

Anyways, I can make people think I'm British. Even people from there. Beat that.

 

Specifically, when not doing my general British accent, I can do any of the four characters from The Young Ones.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Incandenza]

::marks for Young Ones::

 

I'm fond of doing Rik's shrieking of "I can't go to prison! I'm too pretty, I'll be raped!"

[Guest RenegadeX28]

These are the impersonations I can do....

 

-Vince McMahon

-Pee-Wee Herman

-Mario of the Mario Bros

-Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants

-The Croc Hunter (CRIKEY!)

 

I could do more, but I can't remember.....

[Guest hardyz1]

Cartman

Paul Bearer

Three Stooges

Tigger - just the laugh

Jerry Seinfeld (What's the deal with airline food?)

 

There's some others I can't recall.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

::marks for Young Ones::

 

I'm fond of doing Rik's shrieking of "I can't go to prison! I'm too pretty, I'll be raped!"

Rik: It's a wonder we even bother to pay our license.

 

Mike: We don't.

 

Rik: What? But that makes me a criminal! Right on! Maybe, maybe I'll get sent to prison, and have water dripped over my head! I'm going to found a new union... People Who Don't Pay Their Television Licenses Against the Nazis! This is only the beginning!

 

Vyvian: What're you gonna do, Rik? Burn your bra?

 

Rik: Well, someone's got to do it. It is rather easy to just sit around on your backside, isn't it.

 

Vyvian: Not if you haven't got a bottom.

 

(I could probably do every episode on audio tape with the voices and my memory of the lines, it's frightening)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Michael Joel Benoit]

Shaggy (the singer not from Scooby Doo)

Cartman

Towelie

Chris Rock

Macho Man

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Ones I forgot:

 

Paul Bearer

God

Mr. Hankey

Satan

Mr. Mackey

Cartman

 

 

Currently: I'm singing along to a Metallica CD, as James Hetfield.

 

I could also sing "Ente Sandman," "Master of Puppets," and "The Unforgiven" just like Elvis.

[Guest converge241]

Christopher Walken (ive perfected that people have had me do their answering machine greetigns with that)

Ed Norton

Damon or Affleck

RVD

Jay Leno

[Guest Flyboy]

Oh no, Flyboy, I'm the dude who does the half-dead Jeff the best. I proved that in the Raw voice chat.

Oh, please.

 

When you were away I proved that my impersonation is far better than yours. Sort of like my clothing style.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Fuck that, yo. My clothes > Agnes > Flyboy's clothes.

 

BEAT THAT.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Flyboy]

Oh, really?

 

My clothes > La Parka.

[Guest T®ITEC]

But: La Parka = Agnes!...

[Guest Ravenbomb]

La Parka < Los Pantalones

[Guest T®ITEC]

Kanyon > everybody!