The One And Only Help Sandman Pass English Thread

[Guest Sandman9000]

Basically, it is for my College Writing class. I'm supposed to survey 100 people from campus, but getting shit from here shouldn't hurt.

 

If it says to stop, please stop.

 

#1: What is your age?

 

#2: What is your sex?

 

#3: Have you heard of the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

(If you answer no to this question, please stop)

 

#4: Have you ever seen the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

(If you answer no to this question, please stop)

 

#5: If you answered yes to #4, were you entertained by what you watched?

 

#6: Please give a short summary (10-20 words) about why you answered #5 in the way you did.

 

#7: Finally, would you try ANYTHING that you have seen on either the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

 

 

Blatant plug for my radio show, and that's the survey.

 

Mad props to all that submit.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

19

Male

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes (airhorn on a golf course)

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Basically, it is for my College Writing class. I'm supposed to survey 100 people from campus, but getting shit from here shouldn't hurt.

 

If it says to stop, please stop.

#1: What is your age?

 

21

 

#2: What is your sex?

 

Male

 

#3: Have you heard of the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

(If you answer no to this question, please stop)

 

Yes

 

#4: Have you ever seen the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

(If you answer no to this question, please stop)

 

Yes

 

#5: If you answered yes to #4, were you entertained by what you watched?

 

Yes

#6: Please give a short summary (10-20 words) about why you answered #5 in the way you did.

 

Some of the things they pull are hilarious. It's probably because I'd never try it in my life, or because some stunts are just so random and "out there". I've watched it more than once, so I suppose it entertains me.

 

#7: Finally, would you try ANYTHING that you have seen on either the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

 

Nope.

 

Blatant plug for my radio show, and that's the survey.

 

Mad props to all that submit.

 

Good luck Sandie. When it said you needed English help, I was ready to help you write something. Oh well, any assistance I can give, you got it.

[Guest treble charged]

1) 19

2) Male

3) Yes

4) Yes

5) Yes

6) I've only seen small portions of it, so I haven't seen anything TOO gross that would turn me off of it.

7) Probably not, but that's because I'm a pussy.

[Guest Kingpk]

#1: 20

#2: Male

#3: Nope

[Guest Leena]

1. 21

2. Female

3. Yes

4. Yes

5. No

6. Doing the dumbest things possible does not mean it's funny.

7. No

[Guest Sandman9000]

Thank you for blatantly ignoring #6 CWM, the short summary answer.

 

Other then that, thanks for all so far and for those who submit in the future.

 

And I'm still trying to figure out how the hell I managed to pull off the fact that I'm writing a motherfucking paper on Jackass! Now that's a scam!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

To quote Jeremy Piven in the movie PCU:

 

"That's the beauty of college, Thomas...you can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit."

[Guest T®ITEC]

#1: What is your age? 16.

 

#2: What is your sex? Female.

 

#3: Have you heard of the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

(If you answer no to this question, please stop) Yes.

 

#4: Have you ever seen the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

(If you answer no to this question, please stop) Yes.

 

#5: If you answered yes to #4, were you entertained by what you watched? In a way, but I was not sober.

 

#6: Please give a short summary (10-20 words) about why you answered #5 in the way you did. It was funny when I wasn't sober; when I watched "Jackass" sober, I thought it was dumb.

 

#7: Finally, would you try ANYTHING that you have seen on either the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie? No.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

1: What is your age?

16

#2: What is your sex?

male

#3: Have you heard of the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

(If you answer no to this question, please stop)

yes

#4: Have you ever seen the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

(If you answer no to this question, please stop)

yes

#5: If you answered yes to #4, were you entertained by what you watched?

somewhat

#6: Please give a short summary (10-20 words) about why you answered #5 in the way you did.

Oompa Loompas are funny, but the rest of the show was pretty blah

#7: Finally, would you try ANYTHING that you have seen on either the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

Actually, me and some friends are doing a parody show called Dumbass, which involves us almost doing stuff from the show or things like things from the show, but chickening out at the last second, and instead doing easy stuff like rolling down a hill in a cardboard box. But as for the answer to the question, it depends.

[Guest MaxPower27]

#1: What is your age?

 

19

 

 

#2: What is your sex?

 

Male

 

#3: Have you heard of the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

(If you answer no to this question, please stop)

 

Yes

 

#4: Have you ever seen the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

(If you answer no to this question, please stop)

 

Yes

 

#5: If you answered yes to #4, were you entertained by what you watched?

 

Some, yes.

 

#6: Please give a short summary (10-20 words) about why you answered #5 in the way you did.

 

Some of the guys entertain me, so I was entertained by some of the people on the show.

 

#7: Finally, would you try ANYTHING that you have seen on either the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

 

Sure. I've done shopping carts. I'm not lighting myself on fire, though.

[Guest CanadianChick]

1) 15

2) female

3) Yes

4) No

[Guest Some Guy]

#1: What is your age?

21

 

#2: What is your sex?

Male

#3: Have you heard of the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

(If you answer no to this question, please stop)

Yes

#4: Have you ever seen the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

(If you answer no to this question, please stop)

The show, not the movie

#5: If you answered yes to #4, were you entertained by what you watched?

Somewhat

#6: Please give a short summary (10-20 words) about why you answered #5 in the way you did.

I find teh prat falls and stuff funny but naked guys shoving stuff up theri asses and what not isn't cool.

#7: Finally, would you try ANYTHING that you have seen on either the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

Depends on how drunk I am, but probably not most of it.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

For my fellow Messiah fan, no prob.

 

#1: What is your age?

 

15

 

#2: What is your sex?

 

male

 

#3: Have you heard of the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

(If you answer no to this question, please stop) yes

 

#4: Have you ever seen the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

(If you answer no to this question, please stop)

 

yes

 

#5: If you answered yes to #4, were you entertained by what you watched?

 

yes

 

#6: Please give a short summary (10-20 words) about why you answered #5 in the way you did.

 

because watching dumb people do dumb things is funny

 

#7: Finally, would you try ANYTHING that you have seen on either the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

 

yes, because I am dumb

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

#1: 18

 

#2: Male

 

#3: Yup!

 

#4: Yup!

 

#5: Yes!!!

 

#6: Somehow, watching people hurt themselves and others is immensely entertaining.

 

#7: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest J*ingus]

#1: What is your age? 23

 

#2: What is your sex? Male

 

#3: Have you heard of the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie? Yes

 

#4: Have you ever seen the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie? Yes

 

#5: If you answered yes to #4, were you entertained by what you watched? No

 

#6: Please give a short summary (10-20 words) about why you answered #5 in the way you did.

 

Same reason I hate Tom Green & Candid Camera, I hate shows where idiots prey on innocent people in the name of "humor".

 

#7: Finally, would you try ANYTHING that you have seen on either the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie? Definitely not.

 

 

Actually, me and some friends are doing a parody show called Dumbass, which involves us almost doing stuff from the show or things like things from the show, but chickening out at the last second, and instead doing easy stuff like rolling down a hill in a cardboard box.

 

Now THAT'S funny.

[Guest phoenixrising]

1. 22

2. Male

3. Yes

4. Yes

5. Yes

6. The stunts they do are so unbelievingly stupid that they're hilarious.

7. No

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

1. 21

2. Male

3. Yep

4. Yes

5. Absolutely

6. I think humor that preys on the innocent, injures the stupid, and disgusts those with weak stomachs is absolutely hilarious.

7. My friends and I used to do dumb shit, but that was before this came out. So, no, I wouldn't try to mimic it.

 

Actually, me and some friends are doing a parody show called Dumbass, which involves us almost doing stuff from the show or things like things from the show, but chickening out at the last second, and instead doing easy stuff like rolling down a hill in a cardboard box.

 

That is REALLY hilarious.

[Guest welshjerichomark]

#1: What is your age? 15

 

#2: What is your sex? female

 

#3: Have you heard of the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

(If you answer no to this question, please stop) yes

 

#4: Have you ever seen the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

(If you answer no to this question, please stop)yes

 

#5: If you answered yes to #4, were you entertained by what you watched? yes

 

#6: Please give a short summary (10-20 words) about why you answered #5 in the way you did.

it appeals to my immature sense of humour and is something a bit different to the shit on british tv

#7: Finally, would you try ANYTHING that you have seen on either the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie? no

[Guest Dace59]

1: What is your age?

16

 

#2: What is your sex?

Male

 

#3: Have you heard of the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

(If you answer no to this question, please stop)

Yes

 

#4: Have you ever seen the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

(If you answer no to this question, please stop)

Yes

 

#5: If you answered yes to #4, were you entertained by what you watched?

By some bits, just plain grossed/shocked by others. That and they use CKY music which rules ass.

 

#6: Please give a short summary (10-20 words) about why you answered #5 in the way you did.

Because some of it's good, the rest sucks big time.

 

#7: Finally, would you try ANYTHING that you have seen on either the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

I would try ELEMENTS (eg just plain skateboarding) However, nothing that is not already safe, leagal and done be the public (eg shopping cart death runs)

[Guest HBK16]

17

 

Male

 

Yes

 

Yes (twice)

 

Yes

 

Stupid shit like that makes me laugh. I mean who can't laugh at someone jumping on a trampoline and hit a fan?

 

Depends. I would not eat a piss snow cone but I would try to do skateboard tricks I saw. But overall, no.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

#1: What is your age?

16

 

#2: What is your sex?

Male

 

#3: Have you heard of the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

Yes

 

#4: Have you ever seen the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

Yes

 

#5: If you answered yes to #4, were you entertained by what you watched?

Yes

 

#6: Please give a short summary (10-20 words) about why you answered #5 in the way you did.

Jackass provides a way for anybody to laugh at the idiocies some people will do.

 

#7: Finally, would you try ANYTHING that you have seen on either the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

Some of the stuff resembles activities my friends and I have done long before Jackass was even a popular show (shopping cart fun, riding bikes down steep hills, etc.), so I guess the answer would have to be "yes."

[Guest Insanityman]

1: What is your age?

14.

 

#2: What is your sex?

Male.

 

#3: Have you heard of the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

(If you answer no to this question, please stop)

Yes.

 

#4: Have you ever seen the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

(If you answer no to this question, please stop)

Yes.

 

#5: If you answered yes to #4, were you entertained by what you watched?

Some of the stunts were funny and the pain they go through with the idiot actions are hiliarious.

 

#6: Please give a short summary (10-20 words) about why you answered #5 in the way you did.

Because it's just entertaining... if I was any older it could be a guility pleasure.

 

#7: Finally, would you try ANYTHING that you have seen on either the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

I did way before it.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

1: What is your age?

17.

 

#2: What is your sex?

Male.

 

#3: Have you heard of the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

(If you answer no to this question, please stop)

Yes.

 

#4: Have you ever seen the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

(If you answer no to this question, please stop)

No.

[Guest DawnBTVS]

#1: What is your age?

17

 

#2: What is your sex?

Male

 

#3: Have you heard of the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

(If you answer no to this question, please stop)

Yes

 

#4: Have you ever seen the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

(If you answer no to this question, please stop)

Yes

 

#5: If you answered yes to #4, were you entertained by what you watched?

No

 

#6: Please give a short summary (10-20 words) about why you answered #5 in the way you did.

Most of it is just plain stupidity. Also the kid attacking his dad wasn't funny...more like evil IMO.

 

#7: Finally, would you try ANYTHING that you have seen on either the television show Jackass or Jackass: The Movie?

Fuck No

[Guest midnight_burn]

1. 18

 

2. Male

 

3. Yes

 

4. Yes

 

5. Yes

 

6. I guess i find humor in people doing stupid things and preying on the innocent. If they hurt themselves doing it, even better.

 

7. Some of it probably, though nothing with piss/shit or anything that would seriously injure me.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

#1: 21

#2: Male

#3: Yes

#4: No

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

1. 20

2. Male

3. Yes

4. Yes

5. Yes

6. I find the pain and suffering of other people to be very funny for some reason. I'm also a sucker for anything shot on the trusty old Handheld.

7. I'm not afraid to admit that I threw myself down steep enbankments in my younger days. I slowly realized that actually being hurt is not quite as funny as other people being hurt.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

added segment to Dumbass: The Yellow Snowcone

My friend Keven is gonna make a snow cone, pour lemonade on it, take a bite, then go 'Whoooooooooooo!!! Yeah!' like he did something great.

 

Standing on a corner selling grass, asking ppl if they 'wanna buy some good grass'. Not pot, actual grass.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

16

Male

Yes

Yes

Very much so.

It's different, and it's hilarious in a guilty pleasure kind of way. CKY is crazier, but I like Jackass just because it seems that they have better presentation. I guess a budget similar to what MTV gives you will do that though.

 

Yeah, I've tried lots of stuff, but only with certain people. I haven't touched a drug in my life, but I live my life as if I'm high 24-7....