SJL Crimson Card, November 14th

[Guest crusen86]

SJL Crimson Card, Thursday November 14th

Due: 3pm Thursday Eastern

Send To: Suicide King

Arena: The Gund Arena, Cleveland, Ohio

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Spike/Dace Night vs. Jack the Ripper/James Morin

- A requested match, which seems rather odd. Spike, Dace and Jack had a bit of a melee on Wrath, whilst Morin no showed. Bah. Anyway, this should be a good match.

- Match Description: Standard tag match - count outs, DQs in effect. One man in at a time, tag format, amazingly.

- Word Limit: 5000

- Send To Longdogger_Pete

 

SINGLES MATCH

Insane Luchador vs. Wildchild

- Anyway, a newly fired up IL will be looking to get victory over Wildchild here. As you would.

- Match Description: Standard match - count outs, DQs in effect, yadda yadda.

- Word Limit: 4000

- Send To realitycheck

 

SINGLES MATCH

Mike Van Siclen vs. Johnny Dangerous

- MVS tapped to the ref (giggles) on Wrath. HE TAPPED TO THE REF! BAHAHAHA! Anyway, it's forgiven, since it was the Judge. Anyway, now he will lock up and fight with Bri... Johnny Dangerous in a singles match.

- Match Description: Standard match - count outs, DQs in effect, yadda yadda.

- Word Limit: 4000

- Send To TheBostonStrangler

 

MAIN EVENT

WORLD TITLE MATCH

Matt Myers © vs. Judge Mental

- Myers managed to retain the title on Wrath, after the referee, Judge, made his opponent, MVS, tap. Rather amusing. In any event, Judge will be looking to destroy Matt in this match and get back that big ol' belt.

- Match Description: Standard match - count outs, DQs in effect, yadda yadda.

- Word Limit: 6000

- Send To Suicide King

[Guest Tod deKindes]

No extensions from me, so get to writing.

[Guest Dace59]

Time to break out the using your parenter as a weapon spots.

 

I wonder how this angle will work for me and Spike.

[Secret Agent 0]

I call the opening promo. Ha! I finally got it first!

[Guest dr-smogz]

I'm probably going to leave the fed after this match...

[Guest kelloggs]

good card and I rule all three boards

 

+ A lot f00's

[Secret Agent 0]

not anymore fool. +1

[Guest kelloggs]

Fuck I need a little more of that...

 

+1

[Guest Suicide King]

Ahem. I am booking the next show. If you can't write for it, PM me very soon. Because if you no-show for the next show, rest assured that I will hunt you down and hollow you out with a gigantic ice cream scoop. Got it?

[Secret Agent 0]

I can write King.

 

Also, umm just out of curiousity... How come Chris Raynor isn't listed as a Kliq member??

[Guest Ace309]

Raynor was Justin Credible at best, until he gt a sympathy invitation due to his broken neck. Unfortunately, he's still to bitter and paralyzed to accept.

[Guest dr-smogz]

I can write- I'm not going to leave.

[Guest Powerplay]

I can write- I'm not going to leave.

Always a good thing, Jacko .

[Guest Goodear]

I was going to say something about Jack leaving but stupid work kept getting in the way... stupid work! Think because they pay me... uh, never mind. I'm glad you're sticking around Jack, I really need to see a blowoff to the Jack-Johnny feud. The fans demand a gimmick match ending! We want a ... uhhh... WALLET CHAIN FROM HELL match! YEAH!

[Secret Agent 0]

No way to that wallet match. Spys don't carry wallets. What if I got caught by the enemy? They could take my ID and figure out who I am.

 

What this needs is a LION'S DEN! or a .... Thunder Dome!

[Guest Goodear]

Ohhh LION'S DEN! LION'S DEN!

[Guest Powerplay]

G0R0: G0R0 r biengz Speshul R3f!

 

Crowd: OMGODZ!!!1!!@#$%^&*( G0R0 B13NgZ Sp3shul refz!

 

*G0R0 r J0|3|31|\|G J0nny and J4ck!!! OMGODZ!!!1!@#$%^&*

 

Crowd: W3 BEINGZ L0\/3 G0R0!

 

G0R0: G000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000R0!

 

*G0R0 stunners b0th J0nny and J4ck. Th3y r beingz |)34|). OMGODZ!!1!@#$%^&*(

 

Fuynun: G0R0 Beingz Teh W1|\||\|3R!!!

 

Crowd: G0R0 beingz Speshul Ref winn3r! OMG0DZ~!

[Guest Suicide King]

Certain people in certain main events had better write a match and get it to me or ask for a bloody extension, because no-shows will be punished ruthlessly.