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The Ash Ketchum "New Theme Song" Poll


  

14 members have voted

  1. 1. The Ash Ketchum "New Theme Song" Poll

    • "Fuel", Metallica
      3
    • "Bawitdabaw", Kid Rock
      0
    • "Prayer", Disturbed
      0
    • "Points of Authority"(Remix), Linkin Park
      1
    • A Creed song... just kidding!!!! :p "Schism", Tool
      1
    • The Brood/Gangrel's Theme
      0
    • "You Think You Know Me" (Edge's former theme)
      1
    • Something by System of a Down
      0
    • Something by Metallica
      0
    • Other (Please Specify)
      6


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Guest Ash Ketchum
Posted

I've been having a hard time deciding my next theme.

 

I wanted to see what you guys thought about the predicament I'm in.

 

Thanks for your input.

 

~Ash~

Guest TheBostonStrangler
Posted

I voted for a song that will do more than signify Ash's entrance. I voted for a song that will warm the hearts of fans, of Ash, the opponent, and be a symbol of Ash's good Christian soul before he jobs yet again: "Our God is an Awesome God" by Rich Mullins.

Guest Ash Ketchum
Posted

Edit by TBS: Well, if we ever needed evidence that Ash has way too much time on his hands, here it is.

 

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And suddenly...

 

The clouds above Ash's head part and a booming voice cries out:

 

Voice: ASH KETCHUM!!! THIS IS GOD!!!

 

Ash: Strangler? Is that you? How'd you get up there?

 

Strangler/"God": Er... ummm... uhhh... (Strangler cups his hands over his mouth again.) NO! THIS IS GOD!

 

Ash: Oh. Hi, God! How ya doing? :)

 

Strangler/"God": Ummmm.... GOOD! HO HO HO!!!

 

Ash: Doesn't Santa say "ho ho ho"-

 

Strangler/"God": SILENCE, MORTAL!!! NOW, I COMMAND THEE TO CHANGE THOU'S THEME TO "OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD" BY RICH MULLINS!!!

 

Ash: Really?

 

Strangler/"God": YES!

 

Ash: Oh...

 

Strangler/"God": DO AS GOD COMMANDS!

 

Ash: I can't.

 

Strangler/"God": AND WHY NOT???

 

Ash: I'm Muslim. I don't believe in God. Only Allah.

 

"God": Oh... ummm... well... THIS IS ALLAH!!!

 

Ash: Huh? Allah?

 

"God"/"Allah"/Strangler: YES! THE ALMIGHTY!

 

Ash: I'm not Muslim! I believe in God! I'm a Christian! Don't you know that?

 

"God"/"Allah"/Strangler: But you just said-

 

Ash: Nope. Sorry. Try some other guy. I think Jenkins is Jewish or something.

 

"God"/"Allah"/Strangler: FINE! Whatever, idiot...

 

Ash: What?

 

"God"/"Allah"/Strangler: NOTHING!!!

 

The clouds close back up. Ash shrugs his shoulders and goes back to reading his magazines.

Guest kelloggs
Posted

"Our God is an Awesome God" by Rich Mullins cause it just oozes Ash.

Posted

I think you should use "We Will Run Roughshod over the Capitalistic Western Bourgeois" by the Chinese Government.

 

This is a real song, BTW.

 

Oh, you wanted a song you could use?

 

Aaron is Gay by Watson 310 Mafia. Hell, you wanna be Edwin so much, might as well use a song he actually did.

Guest Kibagami
Posted

Definitely use "Aaron is Gay". On the off-chance that your name is Aaron, we'll all be amused.

 

S.

Guest AnnieEclectic
Posted

I somehow see Linkin Park epitimizing Ash Ketchum.

 

-Annie

Guest Tod deKindes
Posted

It's The End Of The World As We Know It And I Feel Fine.....

 

...by Great Big Sea.

Guest WrestlingDeacon
Posted

One, I can't believe Ash thought he was going to get a real answer from anyone.

Two, I don't think he's getting the sarcasm in the stuff being thrown out.

Three, go with "I was Kaiser Bill's Batman" by Whistling Jack Smith.

Guest Tyler McClelland
Posted

Thanks for the synopsis, Frost :)

 

::High fives King and gives him the keys to this thread::

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