The Ash Ketchum "New Theme Song" Poll

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

I've been having a hard time deciding my next theme.

 

I wanted to see what you guys thought about the predicament I'm in.

 

Thanks for your input.

 

~Ash~

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

I'm all like you will pay homage to Munich.

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

I voted for a song that will do more than signify Ash's entrance. I voted for a song that will warm the hearts of fans, of Ash, the opponent, and be a symbol of Ash's good Christian soul before he jobs yet again: "Our God is an Awesome God" by Rich Mullins.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Edit by TBS: Well, if we ever needed evidence that Ash has way too much time on his hands, here it is.

 

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And suddenly...

 

The clouds above Ash's head part and a booming voice cries out:

 

Voice: ASH KETCHUM!!! THIS IS GOD!!!

 

Ash: Strangler? Is that you? How'd you get up there?

 

Strangler/"God": Er... ummm... uhhh... (Strangler cups his hands over his mouth again.) NO! THIS IS GOD!

 

Ash: Oh. Hi, God! How ya doing?

 

Strangler/"God": Ummmm.... GOOD! HO HO HO!!!

 

Ash: Doesn't Santa say "ho ho ho"-

 

Strangler/"God": SILENCE, MORTAL!!! NOW, I COMMAND THEE TO CHANGE THOU'S THEME TO "OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD" BY RICH MULLINS!!!

 

Ash: Really?

 

Strangler/"God": YES!

 

Ash: Oh...

 

Strangler/"God": DO AS GOD COMMANDS!

 

Ash: I can't.

 

Strangler/"God": AND WHY NOT???

 

Ash: I'm Muslim. I don't believe in God. Only Allah.

 

"God": Oh... ummm... well... THIS IS ALLAH!!!

 

Ash: Huh? Allah?

 

"God"/"Allah"/Strangler: YES! THE ALMIGHTY!

 

Ash: I'm not Muslim! I believe in God! I'm a Christian! Don't you know that?

 

"God"/"Allah"/Strangler: But you just said-

 

Ash: Nope. Sorry. Try some other guy. I think Jenkins is Jewish or something.

 

"God"/"Allah"/Strangler: FINE! Whatever, idiot...

 

Ash: What?

 

"God"/"Allah"/Strangler: NOTHING!!!

 

The clouds close back up. Ash shrugs his shoulders and goes back to reading his magazines.

[Guest crusen86]

...Idiot.

 

Village People - YMCA

[Secret Agent]

If your going to use those songs, you need a whole new gimmick. I just can't see Ash Ketchum coming down to Metalica or any of that.

 

How about...

 

 

SLAVE by ol Zed's favorite songstress...Britney Spears!

[Guest kelloggs]

"Our God is an Awesome God" by Rich Mullins cause it just oozes Ash.

[Guest redbaron51]

You should use Man in the Box by Alice In Chains

[Guest Thoth]

I think you should use "We Will Run Roughshod over the Capitalistic Western Bourgeois" by the Chinese Government.

 

This is a real song, BTW.

 

Oh, you wanted a song you could use?

 

Aaron is Gay by Watson 310 Mafia. Hell, you wanna be Edwin so much, might as well use a song he actually did.

[Guest Kibagami]

Definitely use "Aaron is Gay". On the off-chance that your name is Aaron, we'll all be amused.

 

S.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

I somehow see Linkin Park epitimizing Ash Ketchum.

 

-Annie

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

"It's Raining Men"

[Guest Suicide King]

Hallelujah!

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Best. Setup. Ever.

[Guest Suicide King]

::high fives Outcast::

[Guest Tod deKindes]

It's The End Of The World As We Know It And I Feel Fine.....

 

...by Great Big Sea.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

One, I can't believe Ash thought he was going to get a real answer from anyone.

Two, I don't think he's getting the sarcasm in the stuff being thrown out.

Three, go with "I was Kaiser Bill's Batman" by Whistling Jack Smith.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Thanks for the synopsis, Frost

 

::High fives King and gives him the keys to this thread::