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Guest evenflowDDT

This board rules because Dames has a Scarface image and quote in his signature. Yep.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Reason # somethingoranother: Shimmy shimmy coco bop. Shimmy shimmy bop.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest Kinetic

The best things about this board are the people who propelled me to second place in Smart Mark Survivor. Hooray for you all!

 

The worst things are those very same fickle souls who failed to vote me into the top spot. Whether this was due to voter fraud is unclear, but an investigation is pending.

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Guest the pinjockey

Reason #: The "What else did Kane do" thread I just got a bigger kick out of that then anything else

 

Reason #+1: The fact I am now your new #1 team in the Smart Marks fantasy football league. yes that was shameless boasting but oh well I have nothing else

 

:(

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Guest Kinetic

I like the fact that I can leave for two weeks and actually miss something. It shows that this board isn't in a holding pattern; it's constantly moving forward and creating its own unique history. Conversely, I can watch fifteen minutes of RAW each week and still have a pretty good idea of what's going on and what will happen in the coming weeks.

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Guest AlwaysPissedOff
I post here.

 

EDIT: AlwaysPissedOff being my personal bitch, too.

Oh stop complaining. You know you love being my bitch, FB.

 

:ph34r:

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Guest Kotzenjunge

"I'll bet you're the type of guy who'd fuck a man in the ass and not even have the common courtesy to give him a reacharound!!"

 

</Full Metal Jacket>

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest Paranoid
"I'll bet you're the type of guy who'd fuck a man in the ass and not even have the common courtesy to give him a reacharound!!"

 

</Full Metal Jacket>

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Now that is a classic line! :lol:

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Guest LooseCannon

You can't go wrong with either one, really... unless you're making a toast or something.

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Guest Kinetic

I believe he also said something about being able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose. I see the implication, but that would actually be quite the talent. I competed in a similar activity at the county fair last month and only got about twelve inches before my lungs gave out.

 

As far as the accusations of Metal Ed's homosexuality are concerned, I've often wondered about it myself. He seems to have an affinity for fat chicks, which is immediately suspect. He's also admitted to being involved in a few questionable sexual activities with males. I'd say he's straight, but could probably be talked into anything if you bribed him with a White Lion tape.

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Guest Paranoid
What have you sucked successfully that merits such high standards?

It's what I have had sucked that warrants the high standard! :P

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic

This board loads fast on my slow connection.

 

It also gives me a chance to spread the greatness that is Marvinitude..

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