post #2000

[Guest Ravenbomb]

this isn't as special as post #1000, but still. Hooray for meeeee!!!

Post 2000, SB Email # 50

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail50.html

[Guest DJ Jeff]

Congrats on reaching 2000.

[Guest T®ITEC]

I thank you for teaching me of H*R. Good stuff!

 

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS THE POSTING KING!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

God Damn Post Whores! You're ruining the forum!

 

You're all a bunch of eltists making jokes about other people who aren't in your clique, then you go around and spell people's names wrong with improper Capitilazation!

 

I hate you all.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

you seem cranky, cwm, do you have a little sand in your vagina?

 

 

haha! 2001: A post odyssey!

[Guest T®ITEC]

I hate you, Jericho.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

you seem cranky, cwm, do you have a little sand in your vagina?

 

 

haha! 2001: A post odyssey!

See?!? This is what I'm talking about! You all stoop to childish insults. You have no imagination. All you little eltists would laugh if someone said "CWM is Poop".

 

 

 

 

So how's my ALina impersanation?

[Guest T®ITEC]

Wicked. And I still hate you, JEricho.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

why the hate?

[Your Paragon of Virtue]

Probably jealousy, stemming from the "Best Thread of The Year". It was a very coveted trophy, and now you must watch your back CWM, in the case of anyone trying to steal your heat and overness. Yes CWM, watch your back

[Guest T®ITEC]

The JEricho fan got it.

 

Plus, you *did* kill me.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

My heat is mine-uh. I am-uh God-uh on this board-uh.

[Your Paragon of Virtue]

Coincidentally, the board goes down due to insufficient funds the next week, never to return again...

[Guest Ravenbomb]

you may be God, but...uh...LOOK OVER THERE! *runs*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I'm not-uh going to fall for that-uh again-uh.

 

*looks*

 

damn-uh it!

[Guest Ravenbomb]

*pours coke down CWM's shirt while he's looking the other way*

HAHA!

[Your Paragon of Virtue]

*Punches Ravenbomb in the face, swerving in the process*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

jerk-uh

[Guest Ravenbomb]

*Throws a scorpion down the front of Pargons pants*

[Guest Youth N Asia]

 

Cool beans...see ya in about 40

[Your Paragon of Virtue]

*Admits defeat*

[Guest Ravenbomb]

*buys Pargon a blackberry Clearly Canadian*

[Your Paragon of Virtue]

*Is 16 and therefore can't legally drink, nor will he choose to anyway*

 

*Will however, go piss in that bush over there*

 

Excuse me...

[Guest Ravenbomb]

Clearly Canadian isn't alcoholic. I'm 16 as well

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

WHAT THE FUCK!?!

 

You DON'T want to drink?!?

 

What is wrong with today's youth?

[Your Paragon of Virtue]

It sounds like liquor...

 

Beer just isn't my style. I see all thes e guys in mullets and flannel shirts drinking and carrying 24-cases from The Beer Store(Actual name), and I just don't want to be one of those guys.

 

Yeah, it's weird. Than again, I base my career choices on whichever gives me the best chance of getting laid. Lawyer seems like the best choice so far....

[Guest Ravenbomb]

CC is basically flavoured and carbonated spring water.

[Your Paragon of Virtue]

Ah so...

 

I'm off to bed. I really should've studied for that Math unit test. Oh well, too late now...

[Guest Ravenbomb]

goodnight. Be bold and mighty forces will come to your aid

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

If you don't think beer gives you a good chance of getting laid you need help.