Regular people w/ porn names

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Our company recently hired a woman in CA, and her actual name is Kristi Lynn Cox. The 1st thing that popped into my head when I heard the name was "Wow, now *that's* a porn name."

 

Anybody else know anybody or come into contact w/ anybody who had "porn names" as their real name?

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Just ask Slingshot Suplex what his real name is...heh

 

Remember the kid from Boy Meets World, the one who played Sean...his name was RYDER STRONG. That's a great porno name.

[Guest Nevermortal]

How about that girl from American Idol, Ryan Starr? That's a porn name.

 

I know a guy named Sean Wolf. That has porn name written all over it.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

I know a Ryan Wolf (the guy from Fox's "Boot Camp" show)

[Guest Nevermortal]

Fuck that guy got jobbed really bad on Boot Camp. He should've won.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Yeah, that was pretty much our feelings on it, too.

[Guest Choken One]

I have a friend named John Long...and one of my crew members ironically, the Rear Carrier his name was Hugh Cracks. I shit you not.

 

still my buddy Ira Hugh Bomm visits to the airports are fun...

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

There's a customer at my work who's name is Martin Foreskin.......not really porn-ish, but still quite odd.

 

Another customer at work is named Candy Wood. Now THAT is a porn name my friends.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

My boss's ex (for all purposes) his ex finance's name is Autumn Madison.

[Guest HBK16]

One of my teachers name was Dick Wacker. Except he didnt use Dick. He used Bill. I dont blame him.

 

 

EDIT: I CANT FUCKING SPELL!!!

[Guest converge241]

former supervisor

 

Jovanna Dix

[Guest Prime Time Andrew Doyle]

Not so much a porn name but the buissnes manager at my old school was called Wayne Kerr

[Guest Flyboy]

Ryan Starr owns all.

[Guest Kinetic]

There was an officer on the base I lived at in Abilene named Ron Dickmeyer. Were there to be some sort of "Revenge of the Nerds"-inspired porn, that name would be perfect.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

I once knew of a teacher named Twilight Sapphire, and yes, she was very hot too. Hmmm....

[Guest HBK16]

Ryan Starr owns all.

Yes, yes she does.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

It would be even funnier if it was

 

"yes, yes he does."

[Guest redbaron51]

One of my co-workers is named Mike Cox.

 

My gf real name is actually Tabitha Stevens....I shit you not (though not the real pornstar tabitha stevens though)

[Guest Flyboy]

It would be even funnier if it was

 

"yes, yes he does."

...

 

I couldn't hear you. All I heard was the Viking fans celebrating over today.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Well the Saints certainly didn't come marching into Atlanta today....

[Guest Flyboy]

Oh well.

 

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the Saints has beaten Green Bay, too.

 

EDIT: Plus.. who really had the Packers losing today, hm? People's opinions were split on the Atlanta-Saints game.

[Guest big Dante Cruz]

There's one name that's *just* off.

 

X-men's own Wolverine, Hugh Jackman.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Odds pointed to them losing. They never play well in the dome, and have won there twice in the last ten years. Besides, at least the Packers didn't lose to them TWICE...

 

I know the Pack lost, but that was one game, near the beginning of the season, when they weren't the powerhouse that they are today...

[Guest Crucifixio Jones]

Edge's indy name was Sexton Hardcastle.