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Guest Spaceman Spiff
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Our company recently hired a woman in CA, and her actual name is Kristi Lynn Cox. The 1st thing that popped into my head when I heard the name was "Wow, now *that's* a porn name."

 

Anybody else know anybody or come into contact w/ anybody who had "porn names" as their real name?

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Just ask Slingshot Suplex what his real name is...heh

 

Remember the kid from Boy Meets World, the one who played Sean...his name was RYDER STRONG. That's a great porno name.

Guest Nevermortal
Posted

How about that girl from American Idol, Ryan Starr? That's a porn name.

 

I know a guy named Sean Wolf. That has porn name written all over it.

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted

I know a Ryan Wolf (the guy from Fox's "Boot Camp" show)

Guest Nevermortal
Posted

Fuck that guy got jobbed really bad on Boot Camp. He should've won.

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted

Yeah, that was pretty much our feelings on it, too.

Guest Choken One
Posted

I have a friend named John Long...and one of my crew members ironically, the Rear Carrier his name was Hugh Cracks. I shit you not.

 

still my buddy Ira Hugh Bomm visits to the airports are fun...

Guest Lord of The Curry
Posted

There's a customer at my work who's name is Martin Foreskin.......not really porn-ish, but still quite odd.

 

Another customer at work is named Candy Wood. Now THAT is a porn name my friends.

Guest Texas Small Arms 09
Posted

My boss's ex (for all purposes) his ex finance's name is Autumn Madison.

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One of my teachers name was Dick Wacker. Except he didnt use Dick. He used Bill. I dont blame him.

 

 

EDIT: I CANT FUCKING SPELL!!!

Guest Prime Time Andrew Doyle
Posted

Not so much a porn name but the buissnes manager at my old school was called Wayne Kerr

Guest Kinetic
Posted

There was an officer on the base I lived at in Abilene named Ron Dickmeyer. Were there to be some sort of "Revenge of the Nerds"-inspired porn, that name would be perfect.

Guest redbaron51
Posted

One of my co-workers is named Mike Cox.

 

My gf real name is actually Tabitha Stevens....I shit you not (though not the real pornstar tabitha stevens though)

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It would be even funnier if it was

 

"yes, yes he does."

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I couldn't hear you. All I heard was the Viking fans celebrating over today.

Posted

Oh well.

 

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the Saints has beaten Green Bay, too. :o

 

EDIT: Plus.. who really had the Packers losing today, hm? People's opinions were split on the Atlanta-Saints game.

Guest big Dante Cruz
Posted

There's one name that's *just* off.

 

X-men's own Wolverine, Hugh Jackman.

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Odds pointed to them losing. They never play well in the dome, and have won there twice in the last ten years. Besides, at least the Packers didn't lose to them TWICE...

 

I know the Pack lost, but that was one game, near the beginning of the season, when they weren't the powerhouse that they are today...

Guest Crucifixio Jones
Posted

Edge's indy name was Sexton Hardcastle.

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