Metal Predictions!

[Guest Insanityman]

OPENING PROMO

Matt Myers has a few words to say regarding last week’s show, and his current situation.

~He talks.

 

ELIMINATION WINDOW PAIN MATCH

“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. Jack the Ripper vs. Insane Luchador vs. Dace Night

~Dace.

 

CRUISERWEIGHT RULES MATCH

Wildchild vs. MVS

~Not sure, but MVS and WC could be MOTN

 

SINGLES MATCH

Janus vs. James Morin

~Dude with the J in his name.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Johnny Dangerous vs. ???

~Never doubt the ???

 

MAIN EVENT

WORLD TITLE MATCH

Ejiro Fasaki vs. Judge Mental

~JM retains, though Ejiro could win it.

[Guest midnight_burn]

OPENING PROMO

Matt Myers has a few words to say regarding last week’s show, and his current situation.

-> Myers does stuff.

 

ELIMINATION WINDOW PAIN MATCH

“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. Jack the Ripper vs. Insane Luchador vs. Dace Night

-> "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

 

CRUISERWEIGHT RULES MATCH

Wildchild vs. MVS

-> Wildchild

 

SINGLES MATCH

Janus vs. James Morin

-> James Morin

 

SINGLES MATCH

Johnny Dangerous vs. ???

-> Johnny Dangerous

 

MAIN EVENT

WORLD TITLE MATCH

Ejiro Fasaki vs. Judge Mental

-> Judge Mental

[Guest Powerplay]

Matt's Opening Promo

 

Matt talks about retiring.... but he'd better be coming back, damn it!

 

Elimination Window Pain Match

 

This is a pretty close group to call. I say either Spike or IL gets it.

 

CRUISERWEIGHT RULES MATCH

Wildchild vs. MVS

 

This should probably be much higher on the card. I say..... WC on a whim.

 

Singles Match

Janus vs. James Morin

 

Where is James, anyways? Haven't seen him in a while. Janus to get his first win here.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Johnny Dangerous vs. ???

 

??? makes Johnny his bitch, man !

 

MAIN EVENT

WORLD TITLE MATCH

Ejiro Fasaki vs. Judge Mental

 

Fuck, someone who I know is going to show and who will definitely write solid. I feel thoroughly screwed. Anyways, no prediction.

[Guest Goodear]

** OPENING PROMO

Matt Myers has a few words to say regarding last week’s show, and his current situation. **

 

That crazy Mike. HE SO CRAZY. CRAZY LIKE A MONKEY!!!

 

*** ELIMINATION WINDOW PAIN MATCH

“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. Jack the Ripper vs. Insane Luchador vs. Dace Night ***

 

It's going to be all kinds of bloody! I'm going to pick IL because he's good and solid and all people want to be him. Because he is also CRAZY LIKE A MONKEY!!!

 

*** CRUISERWEIGHT RULES MATCH

Wildchild vs. MVS ***

 

It is going to be lucha tastic because it says so. Weirdest stipulations ever though... I go with Flippy WildChild... because he is CRAZY LIKE A MONKEY!!!

 

*** SINGLES MATCH

Janus vs. James Morin ***

 

Janus has two faces! AHHHHHH! That's CRAZY LIKE A MONKEY!!!

 

*** SINGLES MATCH

Johnny Dangerous vs. ??? ***

 

It's all ??? vs A spy! Will the spy discover who the ??? is?!?!??!??!?!?!? OH MY! It's almost so crazy that... nah its played out. Uhmmm, Johnny wins.

 

*** MAIN EVENT

WORLD TITLE MATCH

Ejiro Fasaki vs. Judge Mental ***

 

No one has picked me, so I'm picking me. CRAZY LIKE A FISH!!! It's fresh and new!

[Secret Agent 0]

OPENING PROMO

Matt Myers has a few words to say regarding last week’s show, and his current situation.

 

Will he show? That is the question burning on all of our minds!

 

ELIMINATION WINDOW PAIN MATCH

“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. Jack the Ripper vs. Insane Luchador vs. Dace Night

 

EEk. I hate predicting a four way with so many bright writers. It could go either way. Someone could become a breakout star from here, but i will go with the King of the upset... Jack the Ripper.

 

CRUISERWEIGHT RULES MATCH

Wildchild vs. MVS

 

The Wildchild to put a Vertebreaker on MVS!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Janus vs. James Morin

 

I think James is dead. Janus.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Johnny Dangerous vs. ???

 

Woah is me. All i will say here is the odds do not look good for me.

 

MAIN EVENT

WORLD TITLE MATCH

Ejiro Fasaki vs. Judge Mental

 

SINGLES MATCH

Johnny Dangerous vs. ???

 

??? makes Johnny his bitch, man

 

Is that so? Well in that case.. Ejiro to pimp out Judge VEGAS style! Ejiro could do it here. All he has to do is pray Judge gets swamped with homework and the rest is history!

[Guest Powerplay]

MAIN EVENT

WORLD TITLE MATCH

Ejiro Fasaki vs. Judge Mental

 

SINGLES MATCH

Johnny Dangerous vs. ???

 

??? makes Johnny his bitch, man

 

Is that so? Well in that case.. Ejiro to pimp out Judge VEGAS style! Ejiro could do it here. All he has to do is pray Judge gets swamped with homework and the rest is history!

My match is done, bizatch! And I'd like to claim it's my best evah right now! And Johnny, I'm just trying to give ya some push to prove me wrong. You can do it (but probably won't )!

[Guest Goodear]

Don't worry Johnny, the victory is in the bag. **Looks in bag** CRAP! Where did it go?