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Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Are any of the other prospective awards going to be handed out?

Guest goodhelmet
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yeah, posters with brett favre, the greatest modern quarterback, in their sig at one time or another...kotzenjunge, your paragon of virtue and agent of oblivion. all of you guys rule in my book!!!

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

Well, poster of the year. Biggest post whore of the year. And Worst thread of the year.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

The Smarkies are still going to happen. Alf has just been busy the last few days. The Smarkies will continue soon.

Guest kingkamala
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Can we have entertainment? I can get Air Supply to play at the awards for a bag of peanuts, c'mon Air Supply and Agent of Oblivion collaborating on a new version of "All out of Love" would reek of awesomeness. Not really but hey.

Guest AM The Kid
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Biggest Lance Storm mark...

Biggest Christian mark...

 

ah-hem

Posted
Biggest Lance Storm mark...

That would go to me, actually.

 

As would biggest Deuce McAllister mark and biggest Eminem mark.

Guest AM The Kid
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That would go to me, actually.

Oh no it wouldn't, Lance Storm is my hero!

Guest CanadianChick
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And how can you be Lance Storm's biggest mark when you don't even watch RAW, Flyboy?

Guest Anglesault
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Hey, I'm Kurt Angle's biggest mark, so it is possible

Guest T®ITEC
Posted

The Canadians have a point... And so, they win!

 

<--- Biggest mark for Dawn Marie's breasts, perhaps?

Posted

<--- Inspirational Recapper of the Year for staying sober during the necrophilia angle

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

Don't worry. The SmartMarks' God category is coming up and you'll all have your chance to vote for me.

 

Patience.

Posted

I don't watch Raw, but that doesn't stop me from being RVD's biggest fan either.

 

It's a moot point.

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"Longest Last Name On The Board"

 

"*Coolest* Last Name On The Board"

 

"Biggest (and only) Slav Simanic Mark On The Board"

 

goodhelmet also hit the nail on the head about the awesomeness of having Brett Favre in your sig. But I still know a few people who get tired of hearing the guys on ESPN talk every week about "How much he loves the game; He still plays it like a kid", etc. Ah well, they're just bitter because the Vikings and Bears suck...

Guest Sassquatch
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<-------- Biggest lover of women with BIG OL" TITTIES~!

 

None of you sorry sacks can come close to my love of the female breasts.

 

B-)

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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c'mon Air Supply and Agent of Oblivion collaborating on a new version of "All out of Love" would reek of awesomeness. Not really but hey.

Dude, I'm all about it. I'd play my bass, but I'd beat the shit out of myself for the first half of the set, then I'd threaten the drummer with death if he didn't go into a groove breakdown so I could stomp around the stage and terminate the rest of the band.

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