Smackdown and Velocity Spoilers

[Guest Phoenix Fury Legdrop]

Well, someone else at the DVDR board also mentioned that the cousin's name was brought up: "Nunzio". Sounds ITALIAN to me.

[Guest cynicalprofit]

Cena is higher on the card then Angle, Eddie, Benoit, Kidman and Mysterio, WTF?

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Rey v. Noble: Match was short, but the finish was pretty cool.

 

Chavo v. Benoit: A good match that was given a decent amount of time, it was better than I though for it being Chavo and not Eddy.

 

Kidman v. Tajiri: Too short, not that great.

 

Eddy v. Angle: Match of the night, IMO but thats not saying much. I wonder what they are teasing by having Benoit stand on the ramp while Chavo interfered and just laugh at him at the end?

 

Cena v. Rikishi: This match sucked all over, as it was delayed by Dawn/Al Wilson's marriage announcement and a commercial break, not to mention crappy wrestling and a crappy Bull Buchannan as a White Boy Rapper wannabe.

I smell a bad tag team forming..

 

Edge v. Big Show: Match wasn't bad, Big Show dominated 9/10 of the match and the 1/10 of the match Edge had was right at the end when all the stupidity happened. Pretty cool seeing Lesnar F-5 Big Show, since I didn't see it at Survivor Series.

 

Other Notes:

 

Retro RAW was the "This is your life Rock" segment from RAW circa 1999. Why Smackdown has this, I don't understand..

 

No Mattitude (Other than Brock throwing him through a wall) so no Mattitude facts.

 

Knoble's CRAZY cousin issue has been discussed enough, but I don't think Nidia wants whoever it is to show.

 

Bret Hart's music was used for an Anthology promo ad, and the Anthology Cuts was with Torrie Wilson.

 

Oh, and when Heyman was parodying Brock's entrance, he was wearing the WWE Title..and he couldn't hop up on the apron so he used the steps, but he did the happy dance and everything else pretty well.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

Cena v. Rikishi: This match sucked all over, as it was delayed by Dawn/Al Wilson's marriage announcement and a commercial break, not to mention crappy wrestling and a crappy Bull Buchannan as a White Boy Rapper wannabe.

I smell a bad tag team forming..

At least Cena and his rap act can stay away from Matt Hardy, since Mattitude > Vanilla John in my book.

 

Plus the anticipation of ridiculing two hyped WWE homegrown products in bad gimmicks makes me smile.

[Guest Brian]

I wonder what they are teasing by having Benoit stand on the ramp while Chavo interfered and just laugh at him at the end?

Probably Benoit turning on Angle to go back with the Guerreros, who convinvced him who his real friends were andt hat the tag titles weren't that important.

[Guest bob_barron]

It just sounds Bull is gonna be Cena's bodyguard.

 

It doesn't sound like he's gonna actually wrestle.

 

But if he does wrestle...